These four get into an argument

These four get into an argument

Who wins?

whoever wins white people lose

Neil shouldn't be in this list.

Whoever wins, we lose

Now give a stranger a handjob you sexist cis scum

Reddit have won before it began

god

>implying colbert can be stopped

Tyson is the only actual scientist among them. He's also the only tolerable one.

t. triggered nigger

What could they possibly argue about?

Colbert needs scriptwriters, he's just a puppet.

not us

rick is the only one who isn't a faggy liberal, plus in his universe he's the smartest person in existence, so him.

What is bills fucking problem

>YFW THE LEAST CANCEROUS OF THE BUNCH IS THE MELANIN ENRICHED ONE

UH OH Sup Forums

I forgot to add Tyson is also the largest of them all and black so he could best them in a fist fight.

We do, if we can get them to only talk to each other for a while.

Science

>implying Rick isn't a scientist
lmao, haven' t you watched the show? Fucking non-redditor.

The western liberal consensus

*blocks your arguments*

donald drumpf's gender isn't *burp* real

Rick
>fictional character that functions as a surrogate for reddit poster child Dan Harmon
Bill Nye
>has-been TV personality of children's education
Black Science Man
>meme science man, has contributed nothing of any value or importance
Colbert
>relatively centrist comedian talk show host that has been absolutely devastating the asses of the alt-right and Sup Forums babbies

Rick

fuck it, i'm a #HillaryMissile now

>Truth is whatever doesn't hurt my feelings

Who let you out of the kiddie corner again?

Kek

>dude cookbooks lmao

*PICKLE RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMP
*BRFFPFPFFFFPTTFFFFF*

>being this scared of "faggy left"
>in his own universe, he is the smartest person

What a great parallel into the nü-right. Delusional, paranoid hilariously insecure with their masculinity and supremely confident in their own bs ideology.

I've been waiting for this thread all week.

>least cancerous

His twitter is reddit incarnate and his opinions on anything that doesn't have to do with science are generally retarded

>your entire intellectual career will never be utterly destroyed by a cook book

Feels good man

The only legitimately intelligent one there is le pickle man.

He's a sperg.

the smartest of the right knew Trump was a jewing populist from square one

COLBERT WAS GOOD AS BIRDMAN

HE WENT FULL PANDERING SYCOPHANTIC FAGGOT EVER SINCE GETTING HIS NETWORK SHOW, HIS INTERVIEWS ARE DISGUSTING, EVEN IF SHILLARY WON HE'D BE INTOLERABLE

THE ONLY HALFWAY RESPECTABLE ONE IN THEIR MEDIA APPEARANCES IS SCIENCE NIG

>LE NO BORDERS
YEAH
BUT IN HIS Sup Forums ROLES, COMPARING THESE 4 AS CHARACTERS, I ARGUE HE'S STILL THE LEAST CANCEROUS

I never thought I'd live in the world where Black science man would be the least obnoxious person in that photo

This is actual autism. Normal scientists don't talk like this.

>aluminum