Previously Nor"bro" purposefully was a cunt right here: >>82098990

Previously Nor"bro" purposefully was a cunt right here: >Pastebin: Learn how to tribble: pastebin.com/sbLrGtUr
>Pastebin: Cosmetics and downloadables: pastebin.com/pijVBTpD

>Macca's official /trb/ database:
2015: pastebin.com/uj27eQhe
2016: pastebin.com/7e3Vv0ap

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1th for not my fault i lose matches

I wouldn't have a clue about what to do, I see myself as more as a Wenger type.

as in you wanna stay at the same team for 20 years and achieve nothing? because that's what i normally do on this semen slurping >game

I spend more team on the finances screen than the tactics screen, you could say. And get really sweaty when the promotions pile up and the players ask for more and more money.

T. Wonga

More team... (time)
One day into the save and I have turned black.

>more team on the finances screen than the tactics screen
haha m-me too..

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I have a striker called David Pratt
:( I started with £49,978 and will get really disappointed if they start bleeding money.

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>caring about finances

I got Guernsey into the champions league by putting them into administration 3 times during our rise, real men have a scorched earth policy with their finances

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Do they have tax benefits, being Guernsey?

i have no more words tbqh, let's just see where this brings me

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>Administration
>Players sold or released for pennies
>They keep you on purpose

okay maybe it's better than i thought

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this wasn't very good goalkeeping, to be quite honest with you, to be fair, frankly

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How do you guys use the scouts? mine hasnt found a single decent player this whole season. The only one that finds anything is my analytics guy. Have they change how scouting works from previous games? Last one a played was 13 btw

In FM18 it's a mess.

They absolutely have changed it a great deal. I am not signing many players, so I use scouts very rarely, but you need to set realistic targets if you are making some kind of filter to the assignment.

Yeah i am playing in Serie C atm and i have only sent them out to find decent players below 24 but they come back with absolutely 0 reports.
And i dont really wanna download a premade list of all the wonderkids in the game, that kinda feels like cheating desu.

community.sigames.com/manual/football-manager-2018/scouting-r166/
There is of course the new "player packages" and things that are new and quite confusing. Scouting can also cause great expenditures if you aren't careful, so you are probably better off just filtering players on the player search screen manually.

will retarded shit like this always be in football manager? the number of times my teams conceded goals because a defender would ignore several easy pass options and simply allow themselves to get tackled drove me mad.

Yes, because Miles will respond with some crazy blooper video from Tuvaluan 4th division football where a fat goalkeeper falls over just before managing to clear the ball away and tell you that these things happen in real life

Yes.

why are you like this man

tbf crazy stupid gk errors do happen so whilst its clearly a bug its kinda ok as long as it isn't happening stupidly frequently.

deserved imo

I think i will go with what u said, i agree this is way to complicated for me peanut brain. Thanks bro!

My chairman seems like a nice guy.
Well, the "running away from a ball as if it's a grenade about to explode instead of just clearing it when a striker is coming at it" animation seemed a bit too silly for me. I have no problems with less convoluted errors every now and then.

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just spend all your money on youth coaching and training facilities and ignore the rest

lad

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a rare find. Would fit right in alongside my Harry Kane of Vanarama South

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if he doesnt have 3 finishing i dont want him you know how we do it ya pheel me

Thinking of throwing him straight into the team and keeping him there forever like old Ayodeji Ibrahim

Did Wagner get trb'd yesterday?

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I need to see the pkm before deciding

>52 crosses
literally the german >moyes

>52 crosses

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Would have won 35-0 on FM16

watch japanese second division with me

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anyone else unable to rely on their backup players? doesn't matter if we're playing a team three leagues below us, they always manage to shit the bed in some stupid way.

They had four shots on target.
So no, they couldn't actually break down Swansea and took potshots.

that is why you should not have them

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just (Aggressive) "I'm not happy with your performance"-half-time talk things

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What club did you even create over?

How do you guys set up your left/right strikers?

Left footed on left, right footed on right, or Left foot on right/ Right foot on left?

>2 more seasons of pressing spacebar after this season before thing become interesting.

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Lads I still really need a photo of an FM burger van

I will look a little bit on how they move and behave. Sometimes they will spend a lot of time turning awkwardly to either pass or shoot, and they might have preferences to do one thing or the other depending on how the defence is positioned.

I haven’t forgotten you, just haven’t had a good camera angle or pretty enough burger van yet.

norway... thank you

Thankfully, Wulfrunians had one at their stadium. I have been playing a lot of home friendlies, so It took a while to spot a good one.

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Why is miles so ugly?

They happened to have something like six burger vans and a huge stadium

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again, i just took them over, i didnt create them

graysathletic.co.uk/

Perfect.

he's british

there plenty of handsome brits
Idris elba, lewis hamilton, theo walcott...

Alright lads were we are. /trb/ FC for the next Sup Forumserb Owl

Starting XI (top 2 rows)
G.K. Ondabench, He Certainly Didn't Mean That!, It's Your Tactics, Miles 'Mike' Jewcobson, >Wingers, Long Throws:20, Phil From Kent, The Archiver, Jair, >Canada, Skeptische Boskamp

Bench:
Sexy Pants, Burger Vans, FM'd, >user db, Balding at 16, Flamboyant Midfielder, To Madeira, Day-Z, Krazy Kwacha, Intricate Spicy Anal Designs, Silky Inspiration, He Did So Well Until The Finish!

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are all british white men ugly?

yes

>having to explain each and every one of these to my gf who is hovering over me

what did she say about intricate spicy anal designs and the archiver?

i had to explain the whole canada meme to gf who is, dare is say it, >canadian
she was really confused but understood our methods

What kind of woman doesn't see intricate spicy anal designs and immediately get her head between her heels

She know knows why I am shouting «Miles!!!» every 15 minutes

Good line up desu

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Or every five minutes, to be precise.

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i went from being first last year in december to being 18 points away from the first this year, and i'm 200% sure it's miles fault (and not mine for listening to fetty wap in 2018 even though i feel the things are related)

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>we're gonna need a bigger boat.
It might take more than a season to get out of this mess of a league. Hoping for the next Vinny Jones, Stuart Pearce and Jermaine Beckford to come through in March.

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alright so it's not that i'm garbage (i am btw), it really takes more than one season to get out of this fuck of a league

plus, to add to this waste of a season, /ourguy/ JJ is performing like utter shit

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Three minutes of random greatness out of the blue. I guess one or two promotion spots are harder to hit than three or four.

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>rangers
top kek

Are they still arguing about whether God or the Pope is the best?

>Conceding from this in the 90th minute to lose crucial points

Fuck right off.

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please tell me they're gonna collapse during this month before they play me. i beg you northampton

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>tfw about to get gang-raped by this angry mob
I have never seen a club not having a collapse some time during the season.

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Can anyone recommend a cheap backup player that can play cm/cdm for my Serie B team?

quite a big head

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He looks like Harvey Weinstein now you've done that

Shouldn't he be working on the "regens turn black" issue rather than watching "Watford beat arsenal 1-3? I paid hard-earned money for this game.

Who /hoofball/ here?

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As I looked out of the window, in the direction of the parking lot, I saw an abandoned wheelchair. This puzzled me a bit, but I didn't dwell more on it, as I had to substitute my Makelele of the Vanarama South.
A few minutes later, it started to rain. Looking out at the dreary view, I now noticed a crippled Chinawoman crawling around in the snow around the bins. She had obviously not been able to get to them with her wheelchair, as there were piles of snow all around them. I felt so pleased that I could sit inside in the warmth being the fictional Wealdstone manager, rather than having to crawl helplessy around in wet snow just to throw away the garbage. I thought about helping her, but then saw that David Pratt had kept busy, scoring four goals as I was looking at this spectacle. Then I put on some more coffee and forgot about the world outside.
Well, yes, I wish I could see a bright green line between my defensive full back and my target man's bald head on the tactics screen.

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How often do you use a sweeper?

whenever i need to lose a match on purpose

>the "running away from a ball as if it's a grenade about to explode instead of just clearing it when a striker is coming at it" animation seemed a bit too silly for me
Never play FM15.

Explains the foreheads in FM17.

>tfw your league is a joke

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How do I save West Ham?

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FM is rigged so in the preseason you play consistently below expectation don't think too much about it.

>when you realize that the faces and hair in FM17 is modeled after SI employees

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fucking andre silva just scored a winner in the 90th+4, i’m done

>barely beating Genoa is now an accomplishment

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new favorite line

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Play noble as a libero of course

Drive the team to the ground, ruin them financially. Eventually the board will leave, saving West Ham.

O REI

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DON'T CALL IT A COMBACK

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He doesn't seem to be getting better at CF after a year of training and playing as a CF.
Is there still hope or should I just stop playing FM17 (aka the worst FM ever)?

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fuk u norlad stay away from my best player REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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