Anyone else watched this yet? Marvel have really stepped their game up, they've finally created Theatre

Anyone else watched this yet? Marvel have really stepped their game up, they've finally created Theatre.

it's literally a meme movie, taylor made for reddit

Stop trying to make theatre happen.

Quiptastic I hear?

> LE REDDIT LIKES JOKES AND DANK REFRENCES TO COOL COMICS AND SO DO I

WHEN I SAW INFINITY GEM I CLAPPED

Let me guess, BvS fans.

You mean broody dark marvel ripoff which somehow was worse then the shit that marvel spews out.

no.

If Marvel movies are bad, why do they get good reviews?
Checkmate

want 2 fug the ayy lmaos

Who's Taylor?

Marvel movies are the Chads of Cinema

how does theater compare to kino?

So healthy and social and generally likeable?

Theatre is to Kino as Marvel is to DC.

pic related, average Marvel fan.

I'm gonna need to see an average DC fan now. For reference. Asking for a friend

Stop trying to make marvel Movies happen.
There are 14 now and i can't remember the plot from about 12 of them.

It's so generic af and guardians 2 is no diffrent.
Basicly all these movies do is setup for a bigger universe to hype you for the next movie

It's literally an advertisement and so has every comic book movie been (BVS).

After 15 movies it's no wonder these movies are starting to get on everyone's nerves and people being done with this shit.

here you can see them in action

Figures Marvel fans have gay power fantasies

If they're getting on people's nerves, why do people still like them?
Checkmate

The fanbase has been having a stern decline after the first avengers movie.

Just because it still has fans doesn't mean it's good.
Transformers age of extinction has fans.
doesn't make it a good movie.

Checkmate.

So every superhero movie is shit because you said so?

Never said that my opinion was fact.
Stop putting words in my mouth.

I can understand being upset about being in the early stages of dementia, but don't blame your memory problems on movies.

Show me a single marlel family as good looking as this family.

DChads win again.

CHINKED

Yes i also loved generic russian guy and dark elf from generic marvel movie iron and hammer.

What were their names and plans again?

I think you meant Marvel. Learn how to spell before talking down to people.

he basically kills his father and gains celestial powers:

In a series of mid- and post-credit scenes, Kraglin takes up Yondu's telekinetic arrow and control fin; Ravager leader Stakar Ogord, inspired by Yondu's sacrifice, reunites with their ex-teammates; Groot starts growing back to normal size, exhibiting typical teenage behavior in the process; Ayesha creates a new artificial being with whom she plans to destroy the Guardians, naming him Adam; and an astronaut discusses several experiences on Earth with a group of uninterested Watchers.

Let me guess, you're the white guy taking the picture?

>Ravager leader Stakar Ogord, inspired by Yondu's sacrifice, reunites with their ex-teammates
They are the "original" Guardians from the comics. Miley Cyrus voices the computer. Kek.

>Ayesha creates a new artificial being with whom she plans to destroy the Guardians, naming him Adam
Adam Warlock aka HIM. Ayesha also went by HER alias. Kek.

>and an astronaut discusses several experiences on Earth with a group of uninterested Watchers.
>an astronaut
It was Stan Lee you dumbfuck.

>Miley Cyrus voices the computer. Kek.

WTF I LOVE MILEY CYRUS