RRRRRRRRAAAAAAGH THIS LOOKS LIKE A GREAT SPOT FOR A CASTLE
RRRRRRRRAAAAAAGH THIS LOOKS LIKE A GREAT SPOT FOR A CASTLE
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he didnt say that
INVEST NOW BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!
DONT BUY IT
Foreclose on him anakin.
Foreclose on him now..
10 MINUTES TO DOWNTOWN 10 MINUTES TO THE BEACH
We have 2 million abroad and 500 thousand realtors well on the way
I AM THE HOUSING MARKET
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ZRRRUUUMMMKKKKKK
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The dark side is weak? Fuckin' Dark side is weak? YOU'RE WEAK.
I've been a sith lord for 15 years-
>What's your name?
Darth FUCK YOU, that's my name. You know why jedi? Cause you flew a piece of junk to get here tonight, I drove an 80000 space credit TIE Fighter. That's my name.
fuck, forgot my pic
DONNAALLLDLDLDD ZZRRRUEUEKEKPPOMMMMFFFF
even as a self-confessed star wars shill, this made no sense.
It would be like if a holocaust survivor built a fucking castle in the middle of the Auschwitz camp.
It's over, Anakin! I have the prime waterfront development!
It's subprime, then
ANAKIN YOUR REALTOR IS USING YOU
It's probably Sheev trolling Vader. if not their will probably be a completely retarded EU story behind it.
YOU WERE MY TENANT ANAKIN, YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO MAINTAIN THE PROPERTY, NOT DESTROY IT
FROM MY POINT OF VIEW THE ZONING BOARD IS EVIL!!!
It is. Something about him keeping Vader permanently angry. It's also why he did a purposely shitty job on saving his life.
What meme on the level of LOTR taxation policy did I miss?
is this Dark Souls II
YOUR RENT IS LATE MASTER KENOBI.
SO THESE LIGHTSABERS WILL MAKE A FINE ADDITION TO MY COLLECTION
PALPATINE HAS CONTROL OVER THE LEASES AND THE HOUSING MARKETS. HES TOO DANGEROUS TO BE LEFT ALIVE
UNLIMITED INCOME
Inflation is through the roof and business is BOOMING baby!
how did he get away with this?
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I'LL HAVE TO TAKE OUT A SECOND MORTGAGE BECAUSE OF YOU!
RRRRRRAAAAAAGGGHHHG! I WONDER IF PROPERTY TAXES ARE CHEAPER AROUND THE CALDERA? AARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!
I'VE ALREADY PUT A DOWN PAYMENT
RRRRRRAAAAAAGGGHHHG! I DON'T WANT TO DEAL WITH A HOMEOWNERS ASSOCIATION AARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!
>this thread
RRRAAAAGAGGGGGGHHHH I MISSED SIX MONTHS OF HOA DUES AND FORCE CHOKED THE BOARD PRESIDENT AND NOW THEY'VE PUT A LIEN ON MY CASTLE
Luke..
Tell your sister you both will have to pay off the debt to the deathstar
RRRAAAAAAAAARRRGRGGHHHHHHH THESE UTILITY PAYMENTS ARE GOING THROUGH THE ROOF
WHO KNEW A LAVA PLANET WOULD NEED THIS MUCH AIR CON RRARRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHH
none, OP was a joke on how vader has a castle on mustafar in Rogue One
RRRAAAGGHHHHHHGH REFRIGERANT COSTS A HUNDRED CREDITS PER POUND AND JUST GETTING A TECH OUT HERE STARTS AT ONE FIFTY RRNRAGGHHHHH
but father, i was never taught in the ways of the credit
Neither was i son....Neither was I..
Hits too close to home it hurts
Have you ever heard the tale of Darth Plagueis the Rich?
RRRRAAAAGHHHHHHH THE ASSOCIATION MANAGER ISN'T ANSWERING MY EMAILS RAHHHGGGGG
WE WILL BE DRIVING UP MORTGAGE RATE 15% I ASSURE YOU THAT VICEROY
I'M AFRAID YOUR RENT IS OVERDUE..
What's with this board and retarded memes like baneposting, rami, and now this?
I can go early and fix up the hedge fund
>doesn't like shitty forced memes
Why are you here?
building a castle was funny the day rogue one came out at least.
THE TECHNO BWEEEEOOOWWWEEEEE UNION PROPERTY MANAGERS ARE AT YOUR DISPOSAL, COUNT
This sounds exactly like the opening crawl for episode 1
It's canon that Sheev ordered Vader to build his castle on Mustafar. Based Sheev. My other favorite addition to Sheev by the new canon is the existence of the Contingency, a plan he set to ensure the Empire would not outlive him if he ever died.
I have...seen a security hologram of him...insider trading...
>eviction notice.jpg
Sorry we're not up to Reddit's standards of quality
A communications disruption could mean only one thing....
increased home equity loan rates.
Around the squatters, A property line create.
The Federation would not dare go that far
>he doesn't get "forced "memes""
plfredbit...
Anakin...you're breaking my bank. I don't think I can loan you anymore.
NOT ANAKIN!
MASTER JEDI, THE WOOKIES ARE THREE WEEKS LATE ON THE RENT, IF WE DONT EVICT THEM NOW THERE'LL BE HELL TO PAY
>it seems... in your anger... you... evicted her
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I hate how Anakin just suddenly transformed into the Vader seen at the end of ROTJ, it should have happened over the duration of the trilogy as Anakin became scarred by his galactic conquest. Sheev too would have made more sense had he become malformed over the time between 3 and 5 due to looming in the dark side of the force.
Huh?
WATCH
THOSE
INTEREST
RATES
Blame the senate for the sudden rezoning ordinance
>be careful not to choke on your aspirations, Director
I don't remember Vader having shitty dad jokes in the OT
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apology accepted, captain needa
>i've got a bad feeling about this investment
C'mon Padme Just one more
>one thing's for sure, our wallets are gonna be a lot thinner
My realtor tells me of good tax rates on the property on this planet
Kek
>I hate how Anakin just suddenly transformed into the Vader seen at the end of ROTJ
>suddenly transformed into the Vader
>despite impatience and grief in Episodes 1 and 2
>despite having his mom die in his arms
>despite Obi-Wan and Council deliberately not trusting him
>despite Yoda restraining Obi-Wan from fully training him
>suddenly
Did we watch the same movies, user?
>Good! It would be unfortunate if I had to leave a garrison here.
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Anakin, you’re breaking up my properties! And you’re going down a investment path I cannot follow!
I don't believe what i'm hearing.. Obi Wan was right,.. you've changed you're mortgage plan..
>i have altered the terms of the closing
>pray i don't alter it any further
Its because of Obi-wan that you wont lend me that loan.. HES DONE THIS TO YOU
YOU WILL NOT EVICT HER FROM ME!
Pay her now Anakin.
Pay. Her. Now.
I will evict who i must
IT'S OVER ANAKIN
I HAVE THE HIGH PROPERTY VALUE
What about the property plan for the wookies?
>this fucking thread
But the Empire does outlive him.
No. It's because of what you've done and what you plan to do. So stop. Stop now, come back to a reasonable mortgage plan starting today.
just a friendly reminder that Death Star 1 was a literal insurance scam so this thread is 100% relevant
>no.... i am your landlord
That'll be the plot for Rogue 2.
Stealing the insurance plans for the Death Star.
RAAAAAAAAAAAAHGGG IT WAS FOR MY CASTLE AND YOU'VE RUINED MY DREAMS AAAAAAAAAAGHHG
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File Chapter 11
>it's a great pleasure to see you again, milady.
>it has been far too long, master kenobi. ani? my goodness your portfolio has grown.
>so has yours. grown more profitable, i mean. well, for a senator I mean.