Roseanne reboot

Roseanne reboot, possibly on Netflix.
8 episodes.
All original cast have signed on.
Are you hype?

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Who the fuck asked for this?

Netflix is getting so shit

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DO YOU REMEMBER THIS DO YOU

DO YOU HAVE NOSTALGIA YET HOW ABOUT NOW

but there were two actors for the daughter

Netflix has always been shit.

Only if Roseanne, Jackie, and Darlene lez out and lick each other's hairy legs, feet, pits and assholes, and piss all over each other.

You watched the porn parody too didn't you?

how? john candy is dead

Stop rebooting everything

pathetic

I did but it was disappointing, they were all shaved and the Roseanne actress looked Asian.

Actress who played Darlene did some ATK Hairy sets though where she has a bit of pit hair, but not much.

Mark is dead though.

" N o . "

Unironically yes. Roseanne was actual fucking kino and she is based af IRL.

But Dan is dead.

Will not fucking watch.


LETS REDO EVERTHINGG

I'll watch it

Thought Dan was dead

Dan ded in show and Marks actor overdosed in real life.
How will they explain this.
Also which Becky?
Original or Sarah Chalke?

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people will watch it because of the Big Bang Theory

I said to myself, "I'm never gonna take heroin" and now I strongly feel like ingesting some heroin to numb this type of pain.

If it's the original cast wouldn't it be a continuation even if it ignores the later seasons?

>another attempt at a clickbait offensive netflix show.
wow much surprise.
very shock

The struggles of suburban low class people back then are way, way different than now.

I can't imagine this being good. Not to mention the SJW crowd will shit on it.

Isn't Roseanne kinda insane?

I'm shocked a politically correct organization like Netflix would even consider supporting her.

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Another thing noone asked for...

>spits after national anthem.
what did she mean by this?

Roseanne is totally fucking nuts now, it's incredible. Listen to her talk to Joe Rogan, the woman buys into all sorts of crazy conspiracy chem-trail tier crap yet in the midst of her storm of nonsense she still has some great insights and common sense wisdom to share.
Crazy as a cat wearing the skins of every mouse it kills, though.

Original was created at the perfect time to instill lefty values in Conservative working class.

This ultimately helped when Bill Clinton was up for the Presidential ticket.

They're trying to do the same thing again.

It won't work.

This could potentially redeem the last season if it sticks to its blue collar roots.

If it becomes a fucking LGBT and Muslim love fest then I'm out.

Didn't the dad die? Why is Goodman signed on?

Please be fake.

Well I remember years ago Roseanne pitched Dan fakes his death, so it will continue after the wedding.
It's not like the last season where they were rich was even ever canon.

>If it becomes a fucking LGBT and Muslim love fest then I'm out.

The final season had like 4 gay characters.

The show was a Liberal psyop.

>Muslim love fest
We'll see but Roseanne got Jonespilled.

twitter.com/therealroseanne/status/831721789621350400

rosseanne is pretty far right now though, she spends her time shit posting on social media now

is it about a loving family? is it funny?

My mom lost her mind around the time this show ended and got worse when my parents divorced. Maybe this show will be the thing that brings her back.

I hope.

Only if they approach the overarching premise of it being a fantasy of a housewife whos husband died

>letting Trump supporting bigots have their own show in 2017
Really disappointed in Netflix. Also not a fan of the fact that she is a kike, either.

>Fuller House
>MST3K
>Roseanne
Is Netflix singlehandedly trying to resurrect the 90s?

literally none of that trump/infowars tier shit she posts matters to (((them))) as long as she's pro israel

yes, they know 20-40 year olds use their service, they cater to them

Bets on which characters will be transitioning or coal burning?

ths

Wasn't the finale that they hit the lotto but John Goodman died?

>All original cast have signed on.
But the dad died in the original show. That = No John Goodman
>Feels John Badman

youtube.com/watch?v=R6yqd-qN1n8

Nah.
They didn't hit the lotto
Dan died
Jackie's gay

No fuck that show. Cash grab remakes are for chumps. Would anyone watch that steaming pile of shit Fuller House? Greedy Jews

No. It ended perfect. Literally went off the deep end for last few seasons and it turns out it was all just her writing shit after Dan died of a heart attack in her little basement he built her.

Roseanne wants Dan to have faked his death.

Slut Becky best Becky?

pretty hype.

Johnny Galecki?

Roseanne is pro-Trump.

chris pratt

I hope not. One of the only fucking sitcoms that was pretty funny, fucked up the last few seasons, and then did a Dallas-tier finale "it was all in her dreams" sort of shit that genuinely made you feel sad.

>Are you hype?

I don't think hype is the right word. Curious how shitty it will be is a more apt description. Are you a shill?

Rosanne is actually really redpilled on Twitter, it's hilarious

youtu.be/H7s8ElX5Eys

bing bing

Please don't make DJ trans

Who jackie?

They'll probably disregard the events of the last season, especially the final episode that revealed it was all a book.

>redpilled
She's extremely pro-Israel (since she's Jewish) but other than that yes she is fairly redpilled.

This show help create a generation of SJW. Not to mention feminism.
Have you not seen it?

how will they explain both beckys?

well, no. Darleen isn't hot now, she was hot when she was 12.

In a joke, probly have both of them switch between or during episodes.

Dan can just magically come back to life as if he never died.

Mark can just have died in Iraq or something.

The show always went all out for their Halloween episodes. Maybe they'll do one where he comes back from the dead.

It's been brought up in the series before.

Rosanne's sister? I think. The blonde lady that wasn't Becky.

will it be a bogpilled show?

Hopefully they do an ep where Dan comes home and rosanne is in the kitchen sink washing her big ol ass

But then you figure out that it's not rosane but instead her twin sister

The original was about the working class and family and it was okay.

white working class family in the current year? wtf is this heresy?

The original Roseanne came out when the "dysfunctional family shows" were new and interesting. It debuted a little after Married... With Children and a little before The Simpsons. If it were released now, I don't think too many people would notice it. If they actually do a reboot, I imagine a lot of people will watch the first episode and then interest will wane from there.

Hope it finally deals with Dan molesting DJ for all those years

I am here for it.
That piece of white mediocrity that was Full House was a mistake, but Roseanne was top notch.

I always had a thing for Nancy growing up, looking back now I don't understand my younger self

Roseanne's dyke sister.

In one of the episodes set in the future DJ goes to the therapist for Darlene's abuse.

That already happened in season 9.

After speaking out against MKultra and Pedowood in the (((entertainment industry))), Roseanne Bar is gearing up for a Netflix reboot.

sheeeet those values are probably center-right in this political climate

Wait a second, Roseanna Bar and Rosie O'Donnel are not the same person.

Looks great, although I don't remember her at all.

roseanne is likeable

So how may writers is she going to fire this time?

>sheeeet those values are probably center-right in this political climate
Far right actually.

Hopefully she just hires Norm and they write the whole thing together.

Is this a reference to something?

out, old fags are taking over this thread

Can I surmise that she fired her writers on her show? Isn't that little obscure? Would this in any way coincide with when it turned to absolute shit, like around the time she won the lottery.

Dude, same here. For some reason Sandra Bernhardt was weirdly attractive back in the day. She's in the video for Low by Cracker and I get the nostalgiaist of boners when I hear that song.

No, my problem is I thought they were the same person.

Nah, the last season was Roseanne just doing whatever the fuck she wanted because she could and it was the last season, plus I suspect some of it was to grab attention for ratings so that the show didn't end with nobody watching it.

Roseanne actually fired most of her writing staff at the end of the first season, and then brought on a bunch of new writers (including Joss Whedon) and told them that, if any of them went to the tabloids and ran their mouths, they'd be fired, too. The series went through a ton of writers as Roseanne was prone to firing them.

K. Still seems a little obscure, but thanks for the history lesson.