ITT You Prove KEK Is Real

Prove to me kek is real

Hill dog is still standing

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He already did it

>trips
HE WAS WITH YOU ALL ALONG

Bill Clinton will hold on for the campaign season and die the day after Trump's Inauguration.

Hillary will die a week later.

HOLY SHIT. I'M LITERALLY ON MY KNEES WHILE TYPING THIS. PRAISE KEK, HIEL TRUMP. MAY KEK BRING FORTH GREATER AND GREATER HAPPENINGS UNTIL THE WORLD IS RENEWED.

>999

KEK VULT

Your trips just killed the bitch.

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It doesn't matter if Kek is real or not. What matters is the collective belief in meme magic and the ability for a large number of anons to culminate their memetic minds on a single event. We utilize meme magics here with the express purpose of causing actions in the real world. Kek is a fortunate figurehead, though not truly in charge of the happenings directly.

Anons make the happenings happen by being able to focus on them happening. Kek is just a catalyst, something for anons to latch onto and help bring focus to meme magic ceremonies.

I AM BECOME BORN AGAIN

PRAISE KEK

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Opp is a faggot.

KEK HAS SHOWN YOU THE LIGHT

You people are stupid. Anytime something like this happens, you see it as proof that kek is real. But look, if I say right now "prove to me kek is real", this post is not going to be any kind of special get whatsoever, not even dubs or whatever stupid meme bullshit you peddle these days.

And when that happens, you'll probably just say "Oh it's because you just don't BELIEVE" or "it's not meant to be!". You sound stupid, in denial and as fanatical as all religious maniacs,

one post by this id

KEK VULT

Behold these quads

Lena Dunham will die while driving drunk.

>999
Kek has proven to you his existence you nonbeliever.

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kek only loves us

You are but a child.

Heretic
PRAISE KEK

((( OyB3LQ4m )))
>1 post by this ID

Kek doesn't bless unbelievers.

>1 post by this ID

He is with us.

Saw this on the way to work, that's how I know he is real

ongoing prophecy about the future of France

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DEUS VULT
PRAISE KEK

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i talked with him today

he says youre a fag

I've been personally visited at home by Kek's avatar, Hyla cinerea whilst I peacefully slept. It jumped on my face and startled me awake. This occurred shortly after I earnestly prayed to Kek.

He isn't and my singles proves it.

FUCKKKKKKKK

BLESS ME TOO MY LORE I FINALLY BELIEVE

LET ME BASK IN YOUR GLORY


ALLAH KEKBAR

You sound a little butt hurt, let me help you with that.

Step 1) Pull down your pants and underwear, (assuming that they aren't already down)

Step 2) Line up your ring or middle finger with your anus, (or both if you're feeling adventurous)

Step 3) Proceed to go fuck yourself

Two trips regarding kek. he is with us

See? Everyone go home. Thread over.

This chaos worship takes no sides, kek even deigns to bless you.

Kek is false

Kek shall bless me with dubs to prove you wrong.

>999

Nope.

p-pure coincidence

Kek only works through repeating digits.

Using singles is lazy and you know it. Submit to kek.

I raise my hands to praise kek to get these holy dubs, and you shalt check them.

Checked

Lena Dunham will die when she physically accosts Sam Hyde and he is forced to defend himself.

Praise Kek!

That's pretty much all I need

I meme I may
I meme I might
Have these memes
We meme tonight

I am Kek

KEK HAS MADE HIS PRESENCE KNOWN

LET ALL UNBELIEVERS WITNESS THESE AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS FROM KEK

Praise Kek

>all these trips
Alright script kiddies. That's enough.

Your kek is an illusion to distract you

Kek does as kek wills. Praise the frog god of chaos!

They're not so holy. Try again. Kek is some made up fairy tale bullshit

>Alright script kiddies. That's enough.
Turn your script off too

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Jeb 2016

T O P K E K
O
P

K
E
K

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

THREE IN A ROW

3 sets of dubs in a row. Surely kek has blessed us tonight.

Oh is he?

I said

I AM KEK

no

fags

Proof kek is satanic. There is only one true God.

;)

I BELIEVE

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Kek give me the 88 dubs to start a new reich

Yep. Tell you what, if this post is dubs, then I'll consider kek to be real.

your trips

KEK HAS BLESSED ME, IF ONLY YOU HAD AS MUCH FAITH AS ME
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user i am OP i praise kek daily i wanted to bring in new anons to witness by and kek blessed this thread get rekt

I posed as a non believer for kek and kek checked

this

I SAID

I

AM

KEK

The real GOD bring order to chaos created by satan.

Then this post shall be.

checked Praise unto him that is Kek bringer of memes

Guess kek is as fake as the Holocaust then.

It is not your time yet brother. Kek will shape you as he does us all. Or not since Kek does as he pleases.

You cannot be kek, you must praise kek as a believer

kek you tease me with your humor

ONE NATION
UNDER KEK

I dug and found:

The Egyptians believed that before the earth was created, there was nothing but a dark, directionless, chaotic watery mass. In this chaos lived the Ogdoad of Khmunu (Hermopolis), the four frog gods and four snake goddesses of chaos. These beings were Nun and Naunet (water), Amen and Amaunet (invisibility), Heh and Hauhet (infinity) and Kek and Kauket (darkness). – Caroline Seawright

Caroline aka Carol

>I am Caroline Seawright (also known as 'Kunoichi' or 'Kun-chan' for short)

she writes and studies Egyptology

>Kun Chan

>CHAN


We must recognize all four frog gods not just kek

Nun, Amen, Heh and Kek


let us not forget their female counterparts

Naunet, amaunet, Hauhet and Kauket

however we can just refer to them as the Ogdoad of khmunu , (HermoPOLis)

>Ogdoad

Each pair represented the male and female aspects of one of the four concepts of primordial chaos as follows:

>the primordial waters (Nu and Naunet)
>air, invisibility, and hidden powers (Amun and Amaunet)
>darkness and obscurity (Kuk and Kauket)
>eternity or infinity (Huh and Hauhet).

Together the four concepts represent the primal, fundamental state of the beginning. They are what always was. In the myth, however, their interaction ultimately proved to be unbalanced, resulting in the arising of a new entity. When the entity opened, it revealed Ra, the fiery sun, inside. After a long interval of rest, Ra, together with the other deities, created all other things and brought order to the universe.

>Isis
Isis frequently schemed against Ra, as she wanted her son Horus to have the power.
>Basically you want to meme happenings?
You need all 8 of Ogdoad in your heart not just kek

Praise Ogdoad

Why does kek like double digits?

Because of kek AND kauket dual counterpart
Why does he like 8?

Because there are EIGHT deities

Praise Kek
Praise Nu
Praise Amen
Praise Huh

4 frogs with their counter parts make 8

power ratio of 80/20 8/2

8/2=4

Pareto's 80 /20 Rule

Zimpfs law

kek is a smelly pile of slimy shit run over twice.

You fucking degenerate.

Prepare to be redpilled. KEK is actually KUK, pronounced cuck.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuk_(mythology)

Hill dog is still standing.
It is not August yet.
You are correct, kek is real.

Kek's will be done

May he strike down the shillary with the barny-bros fart-in, and may we meme it into eternity

Nice fairy tale when people were retarded slaves

Praise the Ogdoad?

Praise kek.

May he smite Hill the Shill with his memetic ability.