Space movie takes place in the not too distant future

>space movie takes place in the not too distant future
>artificial gravity produced by rotation

explain what is wrong with the concept

go ahead, i'm waiting

do it

>space movie
>everyone doesn't die from space radiation

> space movie takes place at any time
> artificial gravity by Fuck You I Don't Have To Explain Shit
> ship is powered by the same system
> meteor impacts deflected by same

>implying we'll get to space travel before annihilating our civilizations in nuclear war

dumbass movies

don't forget light speed and wormholes

> space movie
> people are still doing all the piloting in spaceships
> artificial intelligence is used for witty come-backs instead

>movie takes place in the distant future
>there is historian specialized in our era
>has all the memes wrong

>"like they used to say in 2017 "there's a big guy in you""

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>Aliens live a star or two over
>they are humanoids

Dumb baneposter

>space movie
>michael jordan teams up with animated animals

>Baneposting will never die

Have we started to burn?

>3....2....1....ignition!
>WOOOO-HOOOOO!

>big guy in you
>Gets big repeating digits

And they said Baneposting was dead

>space movie
>everyone doesn't die from space frogs

>space movie
>scientist explains wormhole by folding a piece of paper and piercing it with a pencil

Sometimes I wish there was a big guy in me

what is panspermia theory?

>Dr. Pablo I have seen you aye?
>aye

>"crash in this plane. Whip all survivors"? Wow, life was hard back then

>Space movie
>Alien race is just a human with different colord skin

How many god dam movies do this shit

The rotating part of the ship always either is too small to actually work or has an interior completely unrelated to the exterior

And they would tell you how subtle and time consuming the skin color makeup is.

Fucking Africa did this first

But that's how you make artificial gravity in space, dipshit

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somebody get this hotdog away from me!

fucking retard

>Space movie
>Alien race is somehow 100x uglier and monster looking than human

It's the future assmunch, why not say you have a centralized dense matter generator that simulates Earth gravity.

>Space movie
>Human can travel fine in hyperspeed/lightspeed without any seatbelt or protection

fucking retard

>space movie
>robot character has a slightly witty but slightly autistic personality and is depicted as naive

test

Because why would you do that when you can have something that actually makes sense?

name at least 30 kinos

>fortunate son starts playing

>space movie
>war in space
>sound