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Word of the Day Edition

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>Canucks hockey

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Get out of /cric/

>3rd best in Canada

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won't make the playoffs

>they're doubting

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HELLO I AM PHIL KESSEL FROM THE FUTURE HERE TO TELL YOU THAT THE PENGUINS WILL THREEPEAT IN THE YEAR 2018

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Gimme some hockey hot takes

>vancouver getting btfo'd by the yotes

why are the Islanders so bad defensively?
>inb4 lol their d core!
Their d core isn't great, but its not completely atrocious.

I've watched quite a few games of theirs, and it seems none of their forwards know how to back check or play any form of defense. How did they compile a core of players so clueless in a two way game? Is it the coaching?

pp goals are worth the same as ev goals

REMINDER:
Pekka Rinne WILL win the Vezina
Pekka Rinne WILL win the Stanley Cup
Pekka Rinne WILL be remembered as the best finn to ever walk the Earth

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their d core

>no shots for 30 minutes
>lets in the first SOG from a rookie

WITH FINNS YOU ______

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fancy stats are just something nerds made up to make themselves sound smart.

>finnish goaltending

No, nashville is not gonna win the stanley

>0 finns

No, tampa is not gonna win the stanley

>regressing 1st line center

No, pittsburgh is not gonna win the stanley

EBIN :DDDDDD

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im going to have to go with Pens on that one

Right answer is the winnipeg jets

>team with 0 playoff wins
>winning the stableyb owl
really makes me think

free lunch turned into free dinner

pretty nice

1st round exit now that they choked away the top spot to Nashville.

Weinerpeg advancing hinged on drawing a wild card opponent, they wont have that privilege now.

slut

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lol

Seems like you guys missed the policy change we voted on last thread. Please report to /cric/ immediately.

explain

>Bill Kessel will be a 3-time Stanley Cup champion
based

How who bought you food

>rags

*gets outplayed by josh jooris*

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friend, wanted me to help him with listening to something he had to prepare

turned out going long so had dinner as well

did you fuck afterwards

i figured you lead someone on for free food twice, happens all the time

is it true you have gross feet?

went to play darts afterwards (i paid)

didn't want to drink but had a beer now i have a headache

can't even watch this fucking hockey game it's so shit

>had a beer now i have a headache
>asian genes

Nice to see the good guys win tonight.

yeah but the canucks are losing

>listening to something he had to prepare
Like what? A speech? What'd you guys eat? Did you take advantage and pick somewhere pricey?
Tell me about your day

so did you fug afterwards?

Exactly you dumb cunt

I made a thing

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>Kippshit orbitors
Unironically gas yourselves

yeah it was some master's degree presentation thing, half an hour long speech with 1 hour of Q&A so had to think or stuff to ask

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trying to save face?

as a side note, it's worth watching some of these events, the cc skiers have some of the craziest upper body builds i've ever seen on anybody.

I like thing

Wonderful, I'm sure your questions will adequately prepare him to be grilled by multiple experts.

Sham I explain the autism behind it

who would bobby be

Who is the Kangz? John Redcorn?

Yes please

just watch as LA sneaks into 3rd in Pacific and Nashville winds up facing the Ducks in the first round. of course they'll win but not before getting decimated by injury. Jets are better off starting the playoffs facing lesser impact teams in their division like the Wild or Stars.

Avs kek

canucks are 4th last

2 points from 3rd

3 points from 2nd

4 points from 1st

looking good

juemper last kick save good pretty quick

>getting shutout by the coyotes

For me, it’s a thrilling 1-0 nucks yotes classic

Kuemper is elite. Learned a lot from Quick

why is canucks the shook looking bald guy? make him the trump looking dude

The best hockey matchup

I love it

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Oilers

I wanted to use Pacific teams that are kinda also friends
>Boomhauer has that cool california wild life style ergo ducks
>hank is the straight up cowboy so flams
>Dale is actually smart but can never get it together so shorks plus their weird norcal people
>canucks are bill because they just got shut out by the yotes and are generally failing at everything while still being kinda loveable losers

>bald looking guy
>trump looking dude
holy fuck there are people here who don't watch KOTH
what's wrong with your life?

>ducks and flames friends

But otherwise good

MY PLAYER GOT DRAFTED BY THE FUCKING GOLDEN KNIGHTS AFTER KILLING IT IN THE MINORS WHAT THE FUCK EA

FUCK THIS FUCKING MEME BULLSHIT

Perfect logic. This makes me want to go watch some episodes.
Its fucking Kippers. It wouldn't know quality if it bit it on the ass.

nah oilers would be kahn. usually annoying but has his moments, everyone is stuck with him anyway because neighbours

Her ass is quality though

>everyone bandwagons winnipeg during the pens/jets scf in fear of the threepeat

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i saw 1 ep and it was the hurricane one

it usually comes on before the simpsons so sometimes i see bits and pieces of it if i turn the channel too early

Yotes

>arguing over which KOTH character teams are
/hoc/ is now buzzfeed level. this general is officially worse than reddit

POOK

Hey I'm friends with a that one flams bro and really we only hate each other because
1) >we basically play the same type of hockey
2) they couldn't win here

based pook poster

POOK

I like the ducks, we have a friendly rivalry.

Also remember, Hank never told Boomhauer that his wife was cheating on him, so they always had beef

I think you mean Dale; Boomhauer is the bachelor

If you think this is bad, you should see how /hoc/ is during the off season. It's maximum autism in the summer

>letting /cric/ win
/hoc/ is in a sorry state, isnt it

Oh shit, you're right. I guess I gotta brush up on my KOTH knowledge.

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Should I do this one?

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/hoc/ is the last bastion of quality on Sup Forums. It’s ability to effortlessly transition from multiple topics on an hourly basis is unparalleled in the shithole known as Sup Forums.

15 characters.

Do the West with it.

nothing since I already you’ll do a shit job of it.
don’t bother unless you know basic photoshop

Boomhauer makes a good ducks fan

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Every general on this board is filled with off topic garbage.

lmao this is a good edit

I'm on a phone semi permanently
Saving this as a duckbro

if you know this then why aren't you used to it by now unless you're new

kek

nice assumptions retard.

Kill all albertans

preds desu

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Spare the one flams bro

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this one doesn’t even have a team logo
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