Brit/pol/ - Cotswolds Edition

>RAF LAD KICKS THE SHIT OUT OF MUZZIES
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-36853106

>NIGEL INTERVIEWS AT RNC
youtube.com/watch?v=Gek__doCZFQ
youtube.com/watch?v=G_AJkwOKjKo
youtube.com/watch?v=quq8QWPwMPE
youtube.com/watch?v=--6eA5IcjwE

>FAGGOT IS LIT
itv.com/news/tyne-tees/update/2016-07-20/man-set-alight-in-homophobic-attack-on-teesside/

>DAVIS: NEW EU MIGRANTS MAY NOT HAVE RIGHT TO STAY
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-36819532

>SADIQ KHAN REFUSES TO BAN TERROR GROUP
breitbart.com/london/2016/07/20/ukip-demands-uk-hezbollah-ban-following-al-quds-day-parade/

>MAY CHANNELS THATCHER
youtube.com/watch?v=rtvuiy8p1-I

>MAY WOULD USE NUCLEAR DETERRENT
youtube.com/watch?v=-YHvzyfx5j8

>MAY'S CABINET
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-36785814

>UK LINES UP 10 FTA'S
express.co.uk/news/politics/690191/Britain-ten-Brexit-trade-deals-lined-up-economic-powerhouses

>2ND SCOT REF. RULED OUT
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/07/15/no-appetite-for-second-independence-referendum-warns-scottish-se/

>STEVEN WOOLFE RUNS
breitbart.com/london/2016/07/14/video-exclusive-ukip-leadership-candidate-talks-raheem-kassam-party-plans-background-biggest-regrets/

>THE NIGEL FARAGE SHOW (every sunday)
youtube.com/watch?v=Anz8ARCTVLs

>WESTMINSTER VOTING INTENTION
twitter.com/britainelects/status/755750259263938561

>RUSH VS NIC TWITTER WAR
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-36854959

>BREXIT TALKS ASAP
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-36853952

>CORBYN REFUSES LABOUR PRES. OFFER
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-36861500

>BRITAIN GIVES UP EU PRESIDENCY
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/uk-gives-up-presidency-of-eu-council-to-focus-on-brexit-negotiations-a7145801.html

>NO INFORMAL BREXIT TALKS
metro.co.uk/2016/06/27/angela-merkel-rules-out-informal-brexit-talks-before-article-50-invoked-5968942/

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Is Sup Forums's parliament based off of ours?

parliament-of-pol.wikia.com/wiki/Parliament_of_Sup Forums_2.0_Wikia

>Same banner
>Same rules
>Cabinets with same titles
>Prime Minister

>it's an indian poos all over the thread using an australian proxy episode

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How do we fix the Raj, lads?

There's a big problem of indians lending money with insanely huge amounts of interests here

Lads I just woke up.

Is the Blairite meme dead yet?

weapons grade porcelain

no and even asking that puts you under suspicion of blairite tendencies

i distinctly remember a aussie flag wanting remain to win.

its just butthurt cause we won

>supporting a literal nonce.

He's probably just a mad noonga waiting for his boong bucks from centrelink

digits confirms

>Hate Nonces
>Vote Labour

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DESIGNATED

Lads, come join and support British Parliament rules.

What is this autism?

twitter.com/britainelects/status/756258524838170624

FARRON IS DOING IT LADS

LIB DEM MAJORITY INCOMING

youtube.com/watch?v=3NqG2lAojNQ

THE POWER OF MONEY AND OF MONEY ALONE

>overcast again

Where does Farron stand politically?

Blairite.

Don't want to overdose on too much vitamin D lad

Call me when they're becoming the opposition in the council elections.

That's a huge swing

For the Lib Dems

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-36863260

whats the best haircut lads? the hitler youth?

Fuck I just had a thought.

What if Corbyn does purge the Blairites, and Labour voters defect to Lib Dems? Could we be cucked over by a Corbynist-Lib Dem coalition?

Depends on your face shape. Post and I'll help

square

LADS

What do we make of Mia Malkova

>Never done inter-racial scene
>Married to a Brit
>hot as fuck
>great arse

If Labour voters defect to the Lib Dems, that's not taking away votes from the Tories, so no.

Sorry, thought I said post pic lol

you think the purged are going to want to work with the purgers after?

> never done an interracial scene

that can't be true, the jew wouldn't let her.

Well she's done Asian male and Asian female inter-racial, but that doesn't really count

so does anyone actually know what corbychev's plan is? how does he actually get elected? is he planning to lose the 2020 election and focus on reshaping the part to win by 2025 or some shit?

don't wanna be recognised or anything tbqh

Step 1: Purge the Blairites

There is nothing after that. He is unelectable.

PURGE THE BLAIRITES

I hope Nige enjoyed the RNC. Apparently there will be more Infowars interviews, hopefully he talks about his experience there, not just Brexit.

It's done to death,every cunt has that haircut from 5yr olds yo 40+ hipsters.
Get a curly perm.

How the fuck am I even alive

>99% humidity

What's the weather like in the Philippines, mate?

Here. A bit fucked up

May seems pretty chill.

This kills the pasty white brit.

fuckin hell whats it like on a sunny day?

Get one or get done.

#itsthelaw

>BBC agents knock on the door
>"Yeah do you have a license?"
>"No."
>shut door

Then this happens.

youtube.com/watch?v=6aE4y1RUO9Q

mine

Tbqh same figures. Highest on a sunny day is 35

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love that channel

youtube.com/watch?v=cr6fAJjt4Mg

Ohhh! vancouver. I know a friend that lives there.

That's comfy for me, how about you? Though humidity's high

>mph

aren't you guys metric?

Can you caption it? cannot understand what they're saying.

small happening in brum
>liveleak.com/view?i=7c9_1469138090

ah fair, it was close to that the other day was MELTING

no we use a glorious mix of both

Nah, that's a meme. Our roads and cars use miles too.

Can't wait to get back
Pretty boring without iPlayer

b.1339.cf/mcvrjoy.mp3

>19 Celsius
Not bad

>81% humidity
Okayish, it won't as bad as Tuesday.

What site is this?

A little bit of this a little bit of that, we don`t like to commit.

google

>Take cash out for TV day before
>Pay cash for TV
>Hand over no personal details
>Lie if they get persistent as there is no legal punishment for lying anyway to them
>Ignore BBC knocking at door

The gubmint doesn't want to change the roadsigns because it will cost a lot of money and older people are retarded and will find the switch "hard" aka: they refuse to learn metric measurements of speed.

They will dob you in, mate. They may even call 999 if you don't give your details.

Most flips also rant about the hot weather. Best months are in winter when the cold northern winds arrive.

youtube.com/watch?v=CiYZ_7g0hh4

>what can I do for ya?
>yea *unintelligible* I take it you are mr roy conners
>what can I do for ya?
>are you mr roy conners?
>what can I do for ya?
>obvious *unintelligable* we cant do something you're lucky
>you're breaking my heart
>no I'm not
>ye you are you're breaking my fucking heart

Hard to tell but because he didn't give his name he can't do anything and had to go

It's fucking cold. Been raining all day, everyday, for about a week now.

Kilometres and Fahrenheit are for memers.

Here is the only city here in the Philippines that can reach those temps. It's about 5000 ft above sea level.

Jewgle

It will last up until second week of august. All rainy again in southeast asia

Speech: youtube.com/watch?v=peIGfPU9dHo

Ignore the libtard who put 'evil' in the title.

metric can fuck itself dai, I say we go back to full imperial

> tv license

Likelihood of a HAPPENING today?

I thought it was supposed to be stormy and rainy today.

lads the police here aren't exactly hardmen

youtube.com/watch?v=dlybbd8iPKE

No lad, nobody outside the kitchen even knows what an ounce is.

Would you ever let me slip a finger or my willy into your bum hole?

Radical peace and quiet.
I doubt we`ll get our very own terrible ISIS incident since our intelligence services aren`t shite.

GET THE FUCK OUT ME HOUSE RIGHT NOW YOU LITTLE PRICK

mmm

Your dubs say yes.

I just want another hilarious story of a Scotsman kicking a terrorist in the dick or a squaddie BTFOing some muzzies

£50 on corybn to win leadership contest.

I'm fine with the cold, but wind cuts right through me

Another happening is needed to uncuck my Scottish brethren, everybody here is a faggot

and pays out £51?

>stewart lee has probably spent the past year or two coming up with ukip material and now they're a non-entity

Nowadays they'd probably stand there and let it happen thanks to Sturgeon cucking you fellas.