A Fucking Leaf

Worst posters, dogshit flag, biggest Hillary shills, always the first to talk about interracial porn, legalized animal fucking, half the population speaks French, stole hockey from the US out of desperation to be relevant, and their humor is Plain Jane bordering on Snore; is there anything worse on Sup Forums than a fucking leaf?

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A roach

Trying too hard op

rude t b h

Canadian women are hot though.

a mongrel clapistani who, by even lowered american standards of whiteness, will be a minority in his country by 2040

Probably not.
I have to live around these wankstain fucktards.
Mouthy, loud mouthed cowards, just blah blah blah all the fucking time.
Borderline mentally retarded all of them.
Do nothing but brag about how much they can drink or how good they are at doing drugs.

This place is FUCKED.

Wish my grandfather had picked USA.

Can't wait to be American.
#StarsNStripes4Ever

FUCK canada and canadians!!

What did he mean by this?

Really makes you think

>1 Post by this ID

>inb4 Turkey rushes to Canada's aid, like always
Found the proxyleaf.
Good dubs wasted on huehuehuehue bullshit.

Oh hey, see
and enjoy the rest of your summer, kid. And next time, wait longer than three or five minutes.

I like maple syrup, poutine, Justin Trudeau, the nice half of the Niagara Falls and the Mass Effect franchise. Canada is good.

>pick the storefronts
>one is a smoke shop

>Canada is one person
Maybe if you stop forcing this meme they won't keep molding into it. It has been widely accepted all Aussies are shitposters and any Aussie who rolls around molded into that.

Fuck off and leave the leafs alone, faggot. You're part of the problem.

(You)

We're not too far behind, fellow leaf bro.

r00d

I can FEEL the buttblast radiating from your posts

>always the first to talk about interracial porn
Are you kidding me, niggerworshipper?

Relax burgerboi, you're just biased against Canadians because we're intellectuals. You're the one mentioning all those degenerate fetishes that I haven't seen mention on here in a long time. Cuck projecting much, ya cuck? u burgerbois arent even white >muh 60%, is that why you guys seem so angry? Making fun of Canada wont make u guys more white ayy lmao .

>and their humor is Plain Jane bordering on Snore

Eh Trailer Park Boys is pretty fucking hysterical. But I agree with everything else.

Can you please pay for your protection leafs? This is ridiculous.

Case
In
Point

Posting a picture of Stefan doesn't suddenly validate all the bullshit you spew, for starters. Come back when your testicles descend.

Secondly, what you're saying is basically tantamount to:
>If you say bad things about Islam, Muslims will suicide-bomb you, so make sure you only speak nicely of Islam, which has nothing to do with terrorism.

Fuck yourself, faggot. You have no power here.

One may call him a cuck, iceback, snow nigger, feminist, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a Leaf and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”

Go blow a dog, Justin. You all know everyone hates you. It's why you're all flocking to this thread like flies on shit. Damage control.

...

Most leafs deserve the reputation but there's a small minority that's as based as anybody

Krauts on the other hand...

dang, sorry I bummed you out bud.

ITT: angry winchester cucks and their leaf shirts

I can hear the leaf rustling...

>Trailer Park Boys
If that's the pinnacle of Canadian humor, I'm astonished that the rest of them haven't blown their own brains out yet out of sheer boredom.

Careful, you realize every leaf has a folder full of black dick they're just waiting to post and cram their syrup-lubed fingers up their asses to.

Kek

>intellectuals

And yet 80% your countries post are shitposts. Nobody falls for that shit. Even Australians are looking smarter than you nowadays

You are saying this quite comfortably behind your computer screen aren't you? Sitting in your 300$ gaming chair that mom bought for you, whilst sipping on hot cocoa and having tabs on the "latest anime episodes", weaaboo music playing in the backround on full blast and mlp tabbed. Ah, quite comfy, ain't it. Anonymity sure is great. You can say whatever you want because no one will know who you truly are.

You believe you are hardened. An edgy hero. But in reality, you are really just scum. A useless shit stain. A waste of space. No purpose in life other than to leech off of the hard work of others. People like you need to be eradicated. The world doesn't need your shit. You are better off dead, faggot.

Fuck off op. I'm stuck here dealing with the king of cucks tredeau and your bullshit isn't helping make any of this better.

>OP keeps talking about black dick while nobody else is

Hmmm.....

we're not even close. the US already has more non white babies being born than whites over the last decade. this year, more non white kids entered grade 1 than whites. when 20 something year old americans in this very thread reach 35-40 years old, they will struggle to find one another in crowds of new coloured americans

Nice

Oi yeah guvnah, yoov got quite an ou'look on things, Crocodile Dundee, why not shove a fucking boomerang up your twat and let a pair of wombats DP you, you gold-plated, pasta-posting asshat? Your only notable citizen died in 2006 and 97% of your wasteland is uninhabitable. The remainder is coastal enclaves for the descendants of British pedophiles.
I genuinely feel bad for the few good Canadians there are. It's really a shame you're the minority in your country.

Sorry American brother, butyou're way off base on this one.

Canada is cool and Canadians are our bros.

Americans, Canadians, Australians, and UK bros are allowed to piss and shit post each other all day every day because we are brothers. Brothers fight all the time, but also bro out.

It's time to get back to bro.

Not an argument

>a fucking leaf shocked someone beat them to the punch for once

That's because you're predictable.

And how many more years have you got left of Captain Charisma up there, hat? He's no Trump, that's for sure. At this rate, the native Canadian will be an extinct species in 30 years, so I've got no idea why you're celebrating.

bigger penis on average

>At this rate, the native Canadian will be an extinct species in 30 years

nope, not even close. USA is already only 60% white and, like I said, your younger generations are already a white minority. don't see how trump will change that. it will be a century at current pace before canada is in the same predicament, hopefully the hard lessons learned from your demographic disaster will help us shift course.

haha

>Not an argument
Not an argument. And Stefan is a tool. He's basically your generation's Maddox: A baseless shield to hold up before yourself when confronted with things you're unable to refute. When you hit 21, it'll start to dawn on you. Til then, don't you have a mule to blow?

I went to Canada, and I loved it. At least the small towns. I live in a rural area myself, and I found rural Canada a great experience. Would definitely go back. It's fun - you can always tell if someone else is a small towner, no matter which country you're in, and it makes it easy to strike up exciting conversations about hunting, fishing, being cold, not being cold, etc.

Something I didn't really like was the cities. Not because of all the cultural enrichment in some places (as a Swede, I have a natural immunity system), but because they are sort of bland. Not bad, but not great either. Montreal was pretty cool, people spoke french etc. Not used to that. Toronto & Ottawa, meh. No offense, just wasn't impressed. I much prefer the US in this regard.

What else...

I liked canadas plastic money.

I love the hocky culture.

I like that they're nice people.

I didn't get to hear many non-ironic "sorry" or "eh"s. In this regard You did not deliver, though I did hear "abot" a few times.

>Tfw weed man lets in suicide bombers by the thousands
>Tfw they target leafs
>Tfw they breed with the widows and children
>Tfw your stats offer you false comfort

Northern wall when?

>We talked about being cold, or not being cold
>Bland
>Meh
Sounds aboot right.

Wow, fuck Canada.

Dang. Ameri-rage really IS just an inferiority complex.

23 and happy
>muh grown up klub xD
kys 2bh

nope, there is nothing worse. Canada is like the US only unfunny, unoriginal and trying too hard

>>a fucking leaf shocked someone beat them to the punch for once
>That's because you're predictable.


That's a funny way of rationalizing a cuckold fetish. Don't worry OP. I understand that you have an inferiority complex that makes your true feelings slip through. I can't really blame you, since you elected a nigger president 2 times in a row. Cuck mentality is basically internalized by you at this point

>implying Make (white) America Fuck Again isn't trump's ultimate goal

>23
Explains everything.

Leave your hovel and fuck someone beside your sister desu Borat. Back to obscurity and irrelevance with you.

Austria is like a smaller, shittier version of Germany, with a higher concentration of turks and slavs

lol it's your country where white cops are being murdered daily by blacks while your president and media cheer. you are literally zimbabwe 2.0

so... he's going to GENOCIDE half the american born population? delusional clap.

Tl;dr, looks boring, what else is new.

>population: 7 million
>no navy

canada could literally send its troops on commercial cruise liners and austria wouldn't be able to do anything about it. it's so rare when a country that even canada could wreck speaks up

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You need to stop, and imagine, just for a moment, how great it feels for me to bathe in all these assblasted Canadian (You)s. Then step back, consider who your PM is, find a rope, a stool, and a high rafter, and do the right thing.

>oi? statistics? what the fuck!

>The graphic ruling explains the case like this: A man, known in the judgment as D. L. W., tried to make his teenage stepdaughter have sex with the family dog, but that proved impossible, so he spread peanut butter on her vagina and made the dog lick it off while he photographed it. Later, he asked her to do it again, so he could make a video.

I reiterate: Is there anything worse than a fucking leaf?

The kikes

I live in Michigan relatively close to the border, I like Canadians

They got poutine and good syrups

Best hat for America ever

Oh and he was aquited because cuckleafs ruled >that a person must actually penetrate an animal or vice versa in order for the act to be considered bestiality.

cool cuck fantasy but you're still a minority in your own country? lol. just a matter of time before you get lynched =)

Fuck Canada,

Urrhurr, go spread some peanut butter on your nuts, since your dogs are the only action you guys get after importing kebab to skewer your hook-nosed whores.

Agreed.

We all know leafs let Fido go in balls-deep, but still, ew.

>stole hockey from america