/heem/ - Pancrase Edition

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Mar 17 CFFC 70: Brady vs. Smith
Mar 17 UFC Fight Night: Werdum vs. Volkov
Mar 23 LFA 36: Simon vs. Zani
Mar 24 ACB 83: Baku
Mar 24 Invicta FC 28: Morandin vs. Jandiroba
Mar 24 One Championship 70: Iron Will
Mar 24 CWFC 92: Super Saturday
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Edson Vs Lee should be fun.

shut the fuck up

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bl*cks fear the open palm strike

Watch how it plays out, Richard.

y' tasty

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I'll never understand guys that obsess about shoes.

One of my friends owns like 10 pairs of Nikes he literally never ever wears, he just keeps them in boxes. What's the point?

Bunch of weirdos, I just wear classic af1's

I unironically do the same. God bless.

there is no point. i was 18 and a sneakerhead once, shoe-collecting is an insecurity

Is he white

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have you heard his post fight interviews? he is 100% white aryan my man. based blaydes putting down that black samoan monkey.

Kek, I had my suspicions

Should a man with only one arm fight in the UFC? Justin Gaethje had no problem with beating the shit out of him, apparently.

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>arrrrrrrr they can't take me left hook

Personally, I wouldn't fight him. If he touched me with that gross little nub thing, I'd freak the fuck out.

Looks delicious

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Rude

You're all handy bread

sorry

to that one guy who was watching old tape
how's volkov v werdum looking anyway?
I put money on volkov for some reason due to werdum being pillowfisted and volkov being so damn long

prime schaub would heem ngannou

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Is it too late for andre soukhamthath to redeem himself and his career?

Like like how he would out-wrestle Cain Velasquez and submit Fabricio Werdum.

yes

>record scratch
>Hey- Hey C'mon Wrack'nWRoll
>(Guitar start playing)
>乗ってくれ Ha〜Ha
>Rock'n Roll Night Ha〜Ha
>Feelin' Comes… Feelin' Comes…Feelin' Comes To Me
>IN THE R-R-R-R-R-REDCORNAR ! FROM JA------PA-------N!! TEN-----SHIN-N-N!!! Tomarana-----i! HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA! NASU----KA---WA-A-A !!!

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Ronda Rousey attends an AA meeting, but instead of introducing herself as an alcoholic, she says: "Hi, I'm Ronda Rousey, and I'm Rowdy."

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5/10

Can you beat up this white woman?

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Still here, just checking heem again now. Honestly Werdum should win it IF he fights how he used to; circling away, movement, kicks, being opportunistic, not trying to press. Volkov has knocked out a lot of guys but only 1/3 finished in the UFC with the 1 being Struve who is chinlet supreme and spiraling down. Memes aside Werdum has a more than solid chin (only 2 knockouts in 31 HW fights delivered by 2 of the hardest hitters in HW)

Could Volkov catch Werdum and flatline him like JDS and Stipe did? Sure, anything can happen in a fight. I'm just going with the known commodity that is Werdum, a seasoned vet and former champion who doesn't have a history of losing these types of fights.

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lmao, never gets old

Idiot posts this everyday

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weeb

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NO U

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can't wait for the next rizin event

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Rizin fucking delivers despite their limitations

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Same here! I wish based Andy was still in his prime for a hype match vs Tenshin.
[spoiler]I fuccking love Andy Souwer[/spoiler]

thanks. I guess I shouldn't get roped in by good odds next time. that's how they get you.
hopefully the mma gods will will be kind to me though

I hope Tenshin gets obliterated so Muay Thai faggots and Mindsmash kill themselves.

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Oh shit nigga !

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What's a good way to let someone know you could heem them fast?

>Tenshin hater
Delete your heem account

record yourself heeming them and show them after

is there anything comfier than watching Based Rutten Pancrase fights on youtube?

Bas Rutten couldn't crack the top 20 if he fought today

The ones where he does the commentary for his own fights are a hoot

in shambles

>Tenshin hater
>Delete your heem account

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forever my boy after KOing that autistic faggot Aoki

reminder based ufc literally gives us fightpass for free, ty based uncle dana and 7/11

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I doubt most of the pansies in UFC could take a shot from him

>UFC

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despite everything, mma is actually getting way better as a whole, the only thing oldheads got better was that they were more specialized in some aspects of fighting

Talent pool is diluted. These guys dabble around with too much useless shit and end up being shit at everything. I'm sure it's better than Bas, I didn't know the rules until the match started, Rutten but the majority are still awful

yea old ufc real mixed martial arts
Imagine Iron Mike in this matches if he learned some takedown defense.
>Murdered someone probably.

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>mfw there are people in this thread who can't name the boxer without looking it up

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Quick. Name 5 boxing champs from europe in 1930's.

Oh, guess you're a casual my man.

Uh yeah I would freely admit I'm a casual in regards to boxing in the 30's and in general really. How does that relate to an MMA general?

Fun fact: He went into this almost blind because was buying new house and needed a 15k down payment for it. And ufc offered to give him the 15k.
At the time Big John McCarthy was not yet a referee he was at the event because he was a training partner of Gracie. And basically Big John explained to him that like in boxing Gracie will go into clinch and have his arms around him but the ref doesn't break that clinch in this fight.
Also told him Gracie will shoot in grab him and that he have one chance to hit him and if he miss Gracie will be all over him and that he's going to break his arm.
So he got scared that Gracie will break his arm and decided to wear 1 glove to make sure ref could see him tapping with the other hand.

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>Grows up watching cockfights and dog fights
>Gets older and decides a human version would be fun
>Starts underground fighting league
>Hears about UFC and decides it's basically the same thing
>Goes to a show with all his fighting buddies
>Becomes a legend in a few seconds
>Watches UFC gradually getting pussified
>Stops watching
>Gets arrested for running drugs because he picked up some extra for his friends
>Goes to prison for years
>Discovers his fame online while in prison
>Is now free

Should legit be on JRE.

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Get a load of this cazzie

When the FRIG is he fighting again?

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It's all connected, my dude.

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I know its the fight game so it doesn't matter but he should bodybuild for 6 months to work on his symmetry.

Gunnie was a chinlet after all

What was Barboza thinking?
Like dude just stand up lmao.

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he did, almost every time.

khabib got like 4 out of 15 takedowns this fight lol. fuckin 'bib fannies, i swear.

>kebab vs fergusperg is less than a month away

And the return of the champ.

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How do you see the rematch going? Do you believe Rose won by fluke?

JJ performed terribly. I wouldn't say Rose won by fluke but JJ never showed up. I think she should win her title back cleanly.

Joanna takes the rematch seriously, stays away from Rose and wins. I never like the weight cut excuse but she really did look like shit last time. She already looks in shape right now.

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New rizinkino

that was such fucking bullshit

>I-I HAD TO CUT 15LBS IN 14 HOURS

get the fuck out of here

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To this day one of the most hilarious fights I've ever watched

which fight?

youtu.be/WcGjmRXA0xc

Be nice she is strawweight queen.

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>le elongated face boogie woman

Would the UFC be improved if the commentator shouted GOODNIGHT IRENE after every knockout?

She does have a brutal weight cut regardless of how long she does it before the fight, though.

I wouldn't be surprised if she moves to 125 in the future.

She does, and she probably will. I'm just worried that being a chinlet will kill her at 125 with girls moving down. Karolina hurt her badly when they fought.

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Dead general

Yoel Romero on Joey Diaz podcast
>youtube.com/watch?v=fNMSepmQHRw
Reminder Yoel also will be on JRE today

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guaranteed disaster

The level of his english improvement is very impressive

>check to see if this is true
>open to random point in the video
>romero is speaking exclusively in spanish
>joey is translating

Tenshin is a meme, I would unironically demolish him

Tenshin is a certified munster my guy

if they dont get stoned there is some hope

but yeah things aren't looking good

yeah but I'm a protege for sure

Romero is 42

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guys just ripped a fat and disrespectful roy nelson. aroma was pungent