12/3 South Africa v Australia at Port Elizabeth, 2nd Test >Australia: 243 & 239 >South Africa: 382 & 102/4 (22.5 overs, target 101) >South Africa won by 6 wickets
Sri Lanka v India at Colombo (RPS), 4th Match (night) West Indies v Netherlands at Harare, 17th Match, Group A Ireland v United Arab Emirates at Harare, 18th Match, Group A Hong Kong v Nepal at Bulawayo, 19th Match, Group B Zimbabwe v Scotland at Bulawayo, 20th Match, Group B
14/3 Bangladesh v India at Colombo (RPS), 5th Match (night)
16/3 Sri Lanka v Bangladesh at Colombo (RPS), 6th Match (night)
Predictions for the Cape Town test: 1. australia win but 70-100 runs 2. hazlewood top wicket taker 3. Smith scores a century first innings 4. Bitchshit Marsh scores 70+ 5. Decent contributions with the bat overall for Australia 6. hazlewood man of the match 7. Khawaja still utterly fucking useless
I know, lad. But it's based on the simulations from his recent form. I didn't believe it at first so I upped it to 20,000 iterations from 10,000 but same result.
Markram top run scorer, Morkel unironically top wicket taker since the extra bounce will help him out. AB and Markram will be the only ones to make useful contributions with the bat for SA.
>In the first over of the day, Marsh was comprehensively bowled by a ball that sliced between his bat and pad, and, as Rabada ran past in celebration, the Australian was seen mouthing the words "f*** you c***" while turning his head towards the bowler.
>be fucking trash >get bowled >cry at the bowler Why are the Marsh brothers so fucking pathetic.
Cameron Wright
fun fact: Where Boys Fear To Tread is about bowling a no-ball at a crucial juncture in a u14s game.
SA coach dropping some ELITE truthbombs, lads. Unironically agree that suspending god tier bowlers from playing is worse for the game than MUH DISREPUTE BECAUSE YOU SAID LE MEAN WORD THAT PEOPLE DIDNT EVEN HEAR BECAUSE STUMP MICS ARE TURNED DOWN XD
Smoth should've taken a page out of the wogball playbook imo
Jacob Jackson
dead?
Jose Rodriguez
G'day lads.
Joshua Taylor
ded
Samuel Ward
I'm in pain, wanna put ten shots in my brain I've been tripped by some things I can't change Suicidal, same time I maintain, fuck this thing Get a phone call Girl that you fuck with killed herself How is it someone when nobody help And ever since then, man, I hate myself Wanna fucking end it Pessimistic All wanna see me with no pot to piss in But niggas been excited 'bout the grave I'm digging Having conversations about my haste decisions Fucking sickening At the same time, memory surfaced through the grapevine But my uncle playing with a slipknot Post traumatic stress got me fucked up Been fucked up since a couple months they had a nigga locked up
BREAKING: Kagiso Rabada has been suspended for South Africa's next two Tests after being found guilty of a Level 2 ICC Code of Conduct offence of ‘inappropriate and deliberate physical contact with a player’
David Roberts
BREAKING: Kagiso Rabada is a dumb incendiary nigger great bowler tho
Samuel Brooks
February 2017 Three demerit points v Sri Lanka for inappropriate and deliberate physical contact July 2017 One demerit point v England for a send-off offence February 2018 One demerit point v India for a send-off offence March 2018 Three demerit points v Australia for inappropriate and deliberate physical contact March 2018 One demerit point v Australia for a send-off offence
>9 points in 13 months >points drop off after 24 months >3 additional points before they drop off will be an even heavier suspension
Kind of shits me Rabada gets banned yet the Australians frequently heap on tons of pretty nasty shit yet never get punished, or if they do it's barely worth it. How many demerits did Warner get for lunging at the Cock? Rabada shouldn't have nudged Meme Shit to be quite honest, though.
I mean the umpires surely have to hear some of it. I say turn the stump mic all the way up. That would probably stop them.
really love seeing an aggressive spell of pure pace bowling against a batsman at their physical and mental peak, using all of their skills to frustrate the bowler marvellous
Henry Kelly
based scotland
Jace Adams
Warner received the same amount of points Rabada did for the Smith incident. He just didn't have a bunch of priors so wasn't suspended.
Jeremiah Price
>no cricket until thursday next week holy mother of yuck
