Brazil squad for their friendly matches in March against Russia and Germany

Brazil squad for their friendly matches in March against Russia and Germany

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frederico
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youtube.com/watch?v=nE7koE3gkEU
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>FAGNER

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>Willian Jose
>Taison
>Talisca
>Fred
>Geromel
>Rodrigo Caio
>FAGner

Explain this

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>Geromel
thats a woman

>Geromel is still alive and unironically part of Brazil's national team

lol, remember him from his time at fucking Köln

he looks like a kid from a wealthy family who is addicted to cocaine and wants to get involved with the world of crime just to piss off his parents who never paid much attention to him and just gave him money instead of love

>Fagner
>Rodrigo Caio
>Taison
>Renato Augusto

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JUST

Fred, José,Geromel and Talisca are good
The rest are not ok

He's playing well in Grêmio but Naldo should have been called

>William José

lol wtf, scared to he becomes spaniard?

Geromel is unironically the best defender currently in the brazilian league

faginho

>geromy

I never thought id see the day where a human will be named like this

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>the best defender currently in the brazilian league

Wow!!!

hey btw, I am unironically the best striker at my local neighborhood park from Monday to Friday from the period of 8am till 2pm (until the kids come home from school), equally impressive.

>P Coutinho
Where is the other Coutinho?

Not bad but not nearly as stacked as Germany, France or maybe even Spain

Based Brazil

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>geromerda is good
wrong

>german """"""""""""""""""""humor"""""""""""""""""""""
cringe

>no mosquit
wtf, I hate Brazilian nt now

BRO IS BRAZIL REALLY ABOUT TO PLAY GERMANY AGAIN WITHOUT NERMAN THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING

I only like Brazilian players with names like Malcom, Oscar, Arthur and Eric. Nice to see Fred made the squad though.

Higher overall standard than bayernliga tbf

his name is actually "Frederico".

just give us the world cup

Good squad

I agree, both leagues are on about the same level

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bayernliga

Well, why didn't they sign you like they did with G. Jesus and others yet?

fred looks a lot more african than he used to

>twitter.com/Ale_Lozetti/status/973201232625061888
>first response: Malcolm and David Neres are much better than that Taison

How do you feel about this, BRs?

Neres is a meme
t. Ajax fan

Taison or Messi, the future will say who is better

Brazil got many fred's

I'm from the future. It's Messi btw

>mfw geromel lurks here
yeah nobody likes you faggot

Usually it's a short version of

wow, they actually have an all-round good squad when you add nerman

isn't the name "Federico" though?
why add an extra r

In BR we use Frederico.

But that's a common name in late 1920. Today all the poor kids are named Enzo Gabriel

You can be sure that in 15 years we will have at least one Enzo Gabriel in some big European team.

How many tournaments will it take for brazilians to accept that they are best-of-16 tier.
I just hope brazilians wont be as pathetic about it as the english fans.

According to wikipedia that version is common in Spanish and Italian. I had never heard of that one before.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frederico
This one has BRs and Portuguese people

2002: 1st place
2006: quarter-finals 5th place; England 7th
2010: quarter-finals 6th place; England 13th
2014: semi-finals 4th place; England 26th

the 2002 team was the last great team.

Kek

that's what "Wagner" sounds like to us.
his parents must be fans of classical music or something.

seriously

>fagner

>Maybe in Spanish because it sounds different to us
what the fuck are you talking about?
the german "W" and "V" sound like an "F"

Hmm wikipedia gives the IPA for Wagner as [ˈvaːɡnɐ]

According to this you're wrong
en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Wagner#German

I think it's the v that sounds like f
and the w sounds like v
Maybe you can't tell?

>Fagner

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This is correct

everybody loves him you faggot!

>neres
“No!”

More like.

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shut up, geromel is a fucking great defender

>you can't step on dog poop in Frankfurt, we collect them here!
The very next day I stepped on dog poop in Frankfurt.
Fuck you

Lol he is literally a rich kid
His brother is richer than him, even though he's a football player

>no Alex Sandro

Hue’s explain please

>No firmino either

JUST

Nvm I’m just blind

>no Jonas
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

For me, it just has to be Fagner

It's either him or Filipe Luis alongside Marcelo. Tite probably checking Filipe Luis now because he was injured last time iirc.

Stacked at LB, they have Marcelo and Filipe Luis. No need for 3 LBs who can't play anywhere else

gabby J > jonas

>Rodrigo Caio
>Fagner
>Geromel
>Taison
>Talisca
>R. Augusto
are we going to have another 7x1?

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>Renato Augusto in 2018

lmao

Brazilian retards thinks someone who plays good in our league is better than someone who play well in european club, Geromel is great example of this, floped in Germany and even in Portugal, but good here, people think him is better than someone playing well in some middletable top euro league or even idol in minor european league like Russian or Turkish, people and even "specialized" media aways complains when a player of not big team in europe or plays in minor league is called to NT. Hulk, is very hated here because this. Diego, not even go to bench in Fenerbache got idol status Flamengo and called to seleção early go. Examples? Elias who floped in Sporting but good here get idol status in Corinthians, Flamengo and Mineiro or shit Fred our shit centerforward to young Benzema bench in Lyon, wins two brasileirões in 7 a 1, and much more examples. That retarded mentallity cost titles to us.

> Hulk, is very hated here because this.

youtube.com/watch?v=nE7koE3gkEU

I hope they will win the World Cup.

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Unfortunately Belenenses and Marítimo are not going to the world cup, so his usefulness is a bit diminished.

All those literally whoihnos.

And you really think you can win the World Cup? Haaaahaha.

o Scolari já foi embora, por isso não

Talisca is a good player

>Taison (not even the 3rd best Brazilian at Shakhtar)
>Talisca
>Willian José
>fucking Neto

You don't know English, get the fuck out.

how did this team win in 2002 then if it's so shitty as you say?

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Complaining about Neto is a bit dumb, he's the third GK. You could bring a comedian, a whore or a dog in his place to keep everyone happy and it'd be more useful.

The "best" is kick against Paraguay in last qualifiers. Yes, him is shit, but if him as idol of Corinthians or Flamengo or any other big club aways called up to seleção even playing like shit in NT. Before this him literaly fired of seleção.

youtube.com/watch?v=dMz3cmQNgPQ

>Neet-O!
>only "white" player

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Reserve GKs shouldn't be called, he has spent his whole career as a reserve.

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>Filipe Luis
>Rodrigo Caio
>Geromel

fuck off 56%er

Outros tempos, amigão, nessa época o futebol europeu não fazia tanta frente ao sulamericano como hoje. E porra a gente tinha Ronaldinhoo Travecomeno, Ronaldinho Gayúcho e Rivaldo, fora o roubo contra a Espanha e a Itália que certamente se não eliminasse a gente, passaríamos um grande sufoco, você vê qualquer alemão aqui dizendo o quão ruim era aquele time deles que enfrentamos na final.

are you memeing?
That maybe the best starting 11 of all time.

The sub was clearly a level below, but Denilson and Edilson were quick attackers that brought fresh blood to the team.

Luizão was a reliable striker.

Vampeta and Junior were solid defenders.

the joke

your head

Ederson or Alisson?

>no Lucas Paquetá

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Cassio

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>R. Augusto
I just can't understand why

were is Bacteria? Cocacola?

>Fagner

hehehehe

no allan or fabinho??

Do you not remember that tournament? It was a fucking joke of a world cup.

I don't care about the excuses. We showed up and won the thing.

Not an excuse, though. England was your only real competition in that whole tournament.

>the state of this team
the fuck is tite doing? why he hates gremio?

Turkey was a good team too.And a hard match

i lov you

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Just banter mate

I miss Roberto Prosinecki Da Silva Medina and his brother Breitner Da Silva Medina.

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