In this thread we show appreciation for our northerly and polite neighbors, Canada. They've been given a bad label of being shitposters on this board but I'm sure that's just a couple of bad apples in the bunch, that's all. Most Canadians are cool people you can invite over to dinner with your family.
What's it like having universal healthcare, Canadabros?
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Nah, fuck Canadia. Place is a shithole and the people are majority faggots with a huge ego.
Source: Multiple trips to Canada
>that's just a couple of bad apples in the bunch
And as we all know, one bad apple spoils the barrel
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See Canada, your sense of humor is always impeccable.
Go overdose on maple syrup, moose fucker.
We're in this together
I'm a libcuck, so I admire Canada. Please mail more of your values South, maplefriends.
Now you're desecrating our flag!
Nice proxy, leaf.
A lot of Canada is misunderstood. Ontario is the shit part of Canada. Most shitposters come from the multicultural parts of Canada. Pic related.
Also, my father was born in the states, and I lived there for like 5 years or so and became naturalized, so I'm an American citizen.
Love America. Used to go to Barbecues with the senpai, and had lots of friends. School was tough; whites were literally the minority, which is why I often enjoyed going to car shows, because not a lot of dindus went there.
I hope everything is going alright for you guys!
Yeah, I live in New Brunswick, while jobs are kind of rare the place is fucking based if you can handle the french.
Ton of different cultures, extremely cheap land and housing, looks incredible, everyone is nice and i've only ever seen a black person once in my life, everyone else was white.
Ahh nice. I live in Nova Scotia. Small fishing community. Not very many minorities. I mean, a lot of "white people" have a year-round tan (Indian blood), but it's generally a white town. Hard working people, cheap housing (buying a house for 40k). French people north of the town (acadians), but I don't even know French and nobody ever tries to speak french to me.
>What's it like having universal healthcare, Canadabros?
Real talk. If your injury/sickness is not life threatening, its pretty shit.
If your life is in danger, tip top notch m8 senpai t b h desu
I don't have to really deal with the French either. I live in a shithole village with a population of like, 600, most being old people or teens. The closest French settlement is an hour down the highway past a city.
Where do you live? Over here if your injuries are not life threatening you just go to the pharmacy and buy medication. Only bad thing is the ten minute wait at the clinic for a check-up
no. all these old leafs come to my az desert for the cooler months of the year. shit up traffic, cause long lines everywhere, and buy up supplies on the cheap before heading back to ey-land in may. just the traffic congestion alone makes me want to slap them. driving slow in the left lane. stopping on the street to look at shit without caring they are being inconsiderate twats. then they have the balls to try and push their liberal cuckold ideology on anyone that'll listen. at least they aren't californians though. i do always make a point to oc when the leafs invade though. funny to see them shake.
QC,QC
Yea, the pharmacy is great for minor stuff, pharmacians know their inventory so much better than a doctor. At least 2 times one looked at the bill my doc gave me and gave me something else because it made no sense to him.
I was talking about injuries/sickness that requires you to go to the hospital like a broken arm and shit like that.
Im glad we got healthcare, but sometimes I wish I could pay to speed things up a bit.
God Ontario has become a total shit hole.. I was in Brampton last week and I felt like Luke Skywalker in the scene when his that cantina bar, so many turbans and burkhas and those real black Africans with blood shot eyes, and people I had no idea what shit hole corner of the world they came from. you'd make eye contact with another white person and you'd just make a grimacing face. I grew up in Brampton and it used to be mostly Scottish and English immigrants and some Italians (the shit tier south Italians like calabrese) and Portuguese who were dicks but at least they washed themselves and took care of their homes and families.
don't let them feed you the multicultural blue pill, melting pot bullshit, nobody knows anyone or can relate to anyone and you end up with a fondue of shit.
The only bad part about QC is Montreal
If the fed gov would stop sending their fucking doctors and engineers in Mtl, most of us would be perfectly fine with Canada.
I just want to be left alone, speak joual and be white
Hate canada? Come to quebec!
Fuck off Americuck
Lol, bitch please that not about being white at all. Quebec is the first multit cultural spot in america since 400 years. Get over it.
Frankly USA is revealing itself to be the mess that it has always been and I don't think Canada needs such friends. In this case, I propose that instead we go tough on America, through trade laws and stuff so that they are forced to learn from us.
Kill yourself
Medicare doesn't pay for prescription drugs.
Unless youre from one of the provinces/territories that are almost smaller than Quebec city, which is 95% white btw, you can now stfu. Like the first line of the post you replied to said, Mtl is the problem, not QC
>Quebec is the first multit cultural spot
And you anglos sure perfected the art of cuckoldry
Syrup Niggers
Feels heavily taxed
In Alberta can confirm
You know damn well you wish you had access to cheap maple syrup.
It keeps me up at night. :(
What are the uncucked parts of Canada?
What is nova scotia like?
I can get prescribed just about anything . . . but, protip: stay healthy. The ER is busy.
Most Americans know Canada is a benign empty place with some mountains and long, long roads. Whatever Sup Forums sez . ..
Why do you guys have a lot of Asian immigrants? I think you guys have more than us, if I'm not mistaken, by %
Theres nothing like drinking a few tablespoons of icecold syrup when eating breakfast. Not even meme-ing
I've never actually heard a Torontonian or a Montrealer complain about how bad Montreal or Toronto are. It's always some butthurt cunt from rural Alberta or New Brunswick.
Who else is ready for the Fourth Reich?
I cant tell my friend, never went there. I only heard about the normies memes and I dont want to spread bullshit like
They're largely concentrated in areas like Vancouver and some of the Toronto suburbs, essentially because they can create mini-Chinas and not have to assimilate. Personally I think it's a fifth column sort of deal tbqh.
Well thank you for being responsible and reasonable
I don't know why but for some reason Nova Scotia seems super comfy
TFW live in Chinkest part of Chinkcouver
TFW no other cars on the road will even stop for an ambulence
TFW all but 5 houses on my block have been torn down and built into mansions for Chinese summer homes they don't even live in in the past decade
TFW nice white neighbourhood is overrun with homeless people and empty foreign homes where Chinese teens live alone to leech off our education system then go home.
America is pretty based, shit posting aside. Just came back from there, love how cheap your liquor is. God bless our continued friendship and may we crush our enemies (islam) beneath our boots. Fuck Weedman.
Friend, unfortunately were going to be annexed during the rise of the Fourth Reich.
Better to not poke the wounded bear, eh?
I grew up in Mtl. Lived in the Italian neighborhood for about 15 years and left for Quebec city 14 years ago.
Every time I go visit my father who is still in the same appartment im mindblown by how much it changed. Arabs and niggers are as common as canadian-italians. When I take the metro I legit feel like im the immigrant.
Every grocery store sells halal meat and desserts. When I was a kid I never even saw that word. Had to ask for directions when I was downtown, asked 3 guys before giving up
>"dont talk to me"
>random english gibberish, was most likely high on something
>"hey a tu un 25 cennes"
But Montrealers dont care, they got their nightlife amiright.
Thats why everybody hates this shithole.
why would wealthy chinese send their kids to go to public universities in canada?
>chinese summer homes
Why have I never heard of this?
Canadabros get nice dubs too.
>and left for Quebec city 14 years ago
Exactly. You're not from Montreal.
I lived there, grew up there and loved it. Never disliked Qc city when I visited it.
Now that I live in Qc city and visit Mtl, I hate Mtl
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I'm moving to wyoming when Trump wins.
I hate this fucking country.
I live in NS too, in Windsor near the valley. Its a pretty based place.
>wyoming
theres nothing there
>Now that I live in Qc city and visit Mtl, I hate Mtl
Yeah, because Quebec City is a shithole and you wish you lived in Mtl.
Its extremely comfy. Theres no where in the province where you're more than a 20 minute drive to the ocean. Produce is cheap, land is cheap, and now you can find a lot of jobs in Halifax because of the ship building. Its neat to drive into the city and see 10 warships chilling in the harbour. Roads are pretty good.
The sceney is nice, you can go over rolling hills full of fields and scattered trees as in many parts its mostly agriculture, but theres always thick woods near by. Amazing beaches all around on four different shores, and the temperature is pretty nice. We've got good hiking trails, fertile land, and theres river everywhere! Also, the bay of fundy has the highest tides in the world which is cool to watch.
Culture is a lot more Celtic infused than the rest of Canada, like a step below Newfoundland. Lots of fish and marine culture, bagpipes everywhere.
I love old Quebec city its a beautiful. Oldest walled city (maybe only) in north America outside mexico
I love quebec city, I was born in asbestos
Well I heard it was white and had jobs... anywhere else? It's also in my time zone. AB here
>like a step below Newfoundland
Tis a good thing. I can understand a 'Nover Scosher' accent but fuck if I can follow a Newfie when they're hot under the collar.
>Coilers
I come here in the off season too, anonpai
>tfw I was just entering NAIT and had my wisdom teeth out the last time >we made the playoffs.
Ten fucking years. Jesus Christ.
I can't believe they built the new arena downtown. The fucking traffic jams that Rexall would create were already retarded.
I wouldn't want any other hat :3
Hopefully I get a job there. I worked at Rexall/Skyreach Centre back in 2003-2006
I want to work at the new place.
Thanks. Dont listen to the america hating faggot canadians, you guys are the best pants
Well good luck with that m8. I just hope you're somewhere that you can take the LRT
We love you too, pants
I know, it's just Sup Forums bantz anyway. Hope you guys get your SJW shit resolved soon. It's a burden all of us 1st world, predominantly white nations have to deal with. It's killing us.
Also, where should I try to live in Canada if Hilldog gets elected?
I lived and worked in Vancouver for almost a decade before moving out east three years ago, and I'm pretty sure Vancouver is becoming Singapore 2.0. We wuz sold out, mate.
>Hang out in /hoc/ and nothing else nowadays
>Offseason /hoc/ withdrawals and i find myself on Sup Forums
>Will return to /hoc/ more racist than ever
>Hope you guys get your SJW shit resolved soon.
I fear we're in for a long fucking ride with Trudeau Jr...
>Also, where should I try to live in Canada if Hilldog gets elected?
Depends on what you do for work, what you do for fun, and what kind of scenery/weather you like
I live in Millwoods, this will be better than fucking Northside, full of natives.
I just take the 8 and walk 2 blocks.
Saskatchewan.
It's the only safe place.
I'll move there if Hilldog gets elected, I'll move to Wyoming or Colorado if Trump gets elected.
>Also, where should I try to live in Canada if Hilldog gets elected?
Stay m8.
Same way I gotta stay to make sure Trudeau gets the fuck out, you gotta stay.
But I heard Prairies are pretty nice (Saskatchewan, Manitoba, Alberta), maritimes are whites as fuck. Québec if you want to live in hard mode. Worked with a guy from New Hampshire 5 years ago, top dude. English people can make it even outside of Montreal.
Because even the worst public university in Canada is more reputable than the best university in China. It also allows them an easy path to citizenship.
>cheat your way through a four year degree
>launder money through real estate
>acquire citizenship
>bring extended family over under reunification scheme
>establish voting block
>Singapore 2.0
As long as it isn't a fucking arctic tundra the majority of the year, im cool with that. I'd like to be around a body of water, and not around a bunch of liberals or niggers
Saskatchewan seems like a huge place based on the map i looked at just now. given what i said above, where at exactly do you recommend?
But I don't wanna.... I might consider moving to Alaska, but that's about as close as i want to be to the mainland....
I'm the Oilfag you're responding to. Same situation here. At least I have CFL which is ten times better than commercial ball, but Sup Forums doesn't seem to realize that. I love /hoc/ though.
There really should be more threads like this.
Ive been here 9 years and It just gets old seeing nothing but bitter losers shitting on other countries in the safety of their mothers house.
>NB, one back person
Have you ever been to Fredericton? Place is turning into a multicultural shithole. My street is filled with them. Angry as fuck looking all the time too. Am hoping they'll eventually just move onto Toronto.
Obviously Regina or Saskatoon
Apparently (not sure) they have the cheapest housing of all major cities in the country.
That's why I'm moving there if Hilldog wins and the states if trump wins. Also, which state should I move to? As I previously said, Wyoming or Colorado, but anything better? Since Vegas is getting a team, that'd be cool, but it's too hot there.
Canadians are my favourite war criminals.
Because people who come from those places usually the most pretentious assholes you'll meet. Furthest thing from real Canadians. Had a black chick from Toronto move into the student house I was living to fill a room. She was taking law, always went on how quaint NB was, that she was in the bible belt of Canada, and called the police on roommates who moved her dishes. No kidding on that last one. Toronto, Montreal, and Vancouver are shit, churn out the most self-centred fucks.
Colorado is pretty based from what I've heard. I'm not sure about the real estate or job market, but I heard it's not bad a all. Plus their gun laws are decent.
I honestly recommend Texas which is where I'm at now, just so long as you can handle the heat. East Texas is beautiful and if any shit went down you're in the best state for it. Bought an AK whn I was 18 after I mooved here from Ohio.
Never going back to the Northeast.
That's my preference anyway as I'm big into the 2nd amendment. If I can't at least have a rifle, fuck you.
Can you own pistols or "assault rifles" in Canada?
Beautiful.
Everytime I hear something about canadians in WW1, its always something based as fuck.
Thank you Ameribro
Have some Canuck music in return
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Canadians are probably some of the nicest people I have ever met. They once shipped back my friend's wallet he lost while he was there with all the money, and items still inside.
Newfoundlander here and I have the same story as you. I have literally never seen a shitskin in Newfoundland. The only time, and the only time I've seen a shitskin in person was when I went out to Alberta to see relatives and it was only a few shitskins.
East Coast Canada is beautiful and needs to be preserved.
Been Canadian all my life, I have my gripes mostly with Trudeau but otherwise I don't think I hate it here.
oh thanks m8 ya ive hosted people from the states before for a football thing. ya we can have steak n shit.
>free health care
its good but because its free the quality is much lower
with paid health care the doctors appreciate you more and try harder
with free health care doctors act like you are bothering them "ugh you had to come in today with a headache ugh"
and they dont care as much because they get paid either way
Our money has maple engrained in it also to smell like it.
Stop eating pigs you filthy khayin and maybe we can be friends
Not sure if I want to live in an area with guns. If we were allowed to have guns, I would've killed myself in 1996.
Austin seems based though. It seems like a bigger Edmonton.
But I'm not a fan of hot areas, which is why I was thinking WHYoming or Colorado, and being Albertan, I love mountain areas.
I go to Banff every winter and summer.
I heard Dallas is the bigger Calgary too lol.
Oh yes i love it
fuggin dip my bacon in maple syrup
Banff is the most beautiful place out west my nigger. Whenever I go out west I always visit Banff.
Poor people get government drug plan.
National pharma care would be nice though
>1996
>not committing seppuku
I've been living in the basement of Chinese summer house since last August
The last time anyone was upstairs was in October
They just don't even use the houses, it's going to kill the community and economy so fast
From my backyard I can see from a handful of million dollar homes being torn down and replaced with multi-million dollar homes that no one will ever live in
Biggest problem with Saskatoon or Regina is the fucking chugs.
Also neither city is very large (like 200k) and prairie winters can suck sometimes. Nice enough otherwise I guess, and Saskatchewan is kind of doing a mini-oil boom right now. Very rural place though. Can be boring as fuck (I grew up there).
>Can you own pistols or "assault rifles" in Canada?
The short answer is you can but you can't have much fun with them.
Basically there are three classes of firearms in Canada: Non-restricted, restricted, and prohibited.
-Non-restricted is basically shotguns and sporting/hunting rifles with a minimum barrel length. Weapons commonly used for hunting, more or less.
-Restricted is most pistols and your AR-15 derivatives ("assault" rifles I guess). You have to jump through more hoops for a restricted license but the real kicker is that you need a permit just to transport a restricted weapon. And you basically can't use it anywhere outside of a gun range (no hunting with that stuff)
-Prohibited weapons (automatics, snubnose pistols, etc) are basically illegal for the public to own, unless you have a grandfathered exemption or work for the government
Also keep in mind that there's no such thing as open carry or concealed carry unless you're private security or a cop.
Also keep in mind that magazines are limited to... shit, I think it's 5 rounds for a rifle and 10 for a pistol. Something like that.
Lastly also keep in mind that we don't have quite the same thing as castle doctrine here. Basically if someone breaks into your house and you can get yourself and everyone else out safely, then that's what you should do. It's only when you're cornered with a reasonable expectation of bodily harm that you're allowed to respond with "reasonable" force (including lethal force, but it must be justified like "he charged at me with a machette"). But also keep in mind that we have way fewer niggers who will break into your house AND shoot you just because.
>Austin seems based though.
Austin is a liberal wet dream. It's action packed with hipsters and college fags. But the music scene is great, which conflicts with the musician in me.