A friendly reminder that this tasty summer treat was invented by non-other than us Kiwis and you jealous Aussies only...

A friendly reminder that this tasty summer treat was invented by non-other than us Kiwis and you jealous Aussies only wish you could invent something to nice as tasty. Idiots.

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Kiwis are my favorite fruit. What's that pie beneath it?

>cake with fruit ontop

innovative

It's called a Pavlova, it's quite a nice treat. We invented it but those cheeky Aussies always try to steal the secret recipe from us.

>Kiwi vs Aussie shitposting match

Dis gon be good

>what is a sugary, eggy, fluffy pile of fat cunt shit that only old people and kiwis like.

At least we don't put taps in trees to extract their fluids.

lol fgt

yeah the taste and mouth feel of packing material is mint.

Who gives a fuck, it's ours now cunt. The only thing you guys have are birds and sheep.
But our birds are better anyway.

Kiwis are fucking delicious

Just wish they were not such a cunt to peel and look like hairy nigger nuts.

It's an Australian cake, called a pavlova

Kiwis leave this weird aftertaste in your mouth, it's hard to explain
I don't like it

back to mordor with you

Just eat the skin. Or if your a poof just cut it in half and use a spoon to dig out the inside.

I hope you get attacked by a poisonous snake tonight you Australian cunt

>eat the skin
You are a fucking revolting creature

Most people eat the skin where I live...

I can just imagine some sun burnt Australian with raggedy clothes and a dirt encrusted face jamming a whole kiwi into his mouth and chewing it while the juices spill all over his chin while he's talking to you.

>not eating the skin
Please forgive the savage negro beasts we have here. It's a multicultural country and some of them have obamaphones.

Kek at least we never lost a war with our birds.

A FUCKING FERN

I'm gonna jimp on the bandwagon. Kiwis are delicious indeed, kudos to New Zealand.
Now i can't help but wonder: what are Australia contributions to the world, other than shitposting and Mad Max?

Fuck you we didn't change the flag cunt

Crocodile Dundee and their favorite beer Fosters.

your birds are so good no aussie can beat em

All fruit is disgusting.
New Zealand is disgusting.
Kiwis are disgusting.
Having a country named after birds is degeneracy.

>, it's ours now cunt.
thats worse than you claiming the lamington

What about when they tried to steel this noble steed from us?

What can you expect from a country founded by criminals.

aussies could never beat the moa

Yeah you prefer to extract fluids from dicks.

Give me your tears gypsy or I will take them from you,

Fosters is British mate

We use the Aussie bit as a false flag

Why is that picture of Maori "Warriors" labeled as Romanian?

YOU GOT REKT AND YOU KNOW IT BITCH.

Nah I googled "Romanian immigrants in France" and that's what came up.

Gross right?

goodfood.com.au/eat-out/news/pavlova-research-reveals-desserts-shock-origins-20151010-gk5yv9.html

Fucking kike propaganda.

How much is Soros paying you shill

It was invented in Australia actually.
learn your history, sheep rapist

LOL gimme that shit cake nerd.

Next they'll say we stole the flag from them.

It's a fucking meringue.
Then cream is put on it.
Then kiwifruits and/or strawberries.
And morons over here think it's an invention.
That's like having butter and toast, and jam.
Then layering them and thinking it counts as an actual invention.
Fuck my country is full of desperate cucks, clinging to any fucking tiny mention of us on the global scale.
Like seriously, we hardly ever shut up about the tiniest shit, like any famous Cunt that spent only a month of their life is a 'great kiwi icon'
Plus, we are the faggots that gave women the vote first.
Fucking says it all really!

So yeah, we are shit. And our country is boring, overrun with chinks and super expensive.


... So keep ignoring us and don't come here plz.

>favorite fruit
>not pineapple
shiggy

I'd take a lamington over a pack of coconuts

Poo Peeland, our greatest state

Kiwifruit are from China you dunce.

> We argue over sport and which nationality can claim Russell Crowe
Wat?
This little turd was trying to bang my mum while he had a band that used to play at the gluepot K'road. Used to go round spray painting his bands name all over Auckland city.

u wot cunt?

I hope a dingo steals you baby or some shit

>boohoo im a chink and i cant eat dairy without getting diarrhea

how do you even eat that? swallow the kiwis whole?

They are Chinese gooseberries.
The "kiwifruit" brand is pure marketing.
Jewgle it

no u

with a rusty spoon and a lighter, how the fuck do you think we eat it?

That's the shittiest fucken Pavlova I have ever seen. My nan made the best ones, with strawberries, blueberries, passion fruit, tamarillo, and when they're in season feijoas. Zomfg.

I mean its good, and a part if every kiwi summer at the beach. But totz overrated.

speak english you fucking mongoloid fern

It was invented by Germans as the Torte.

I'd rather have some hellers streaky bacon grilled over a weber bruv.
Never been a fan of pav

>implying Lamingtons aren't the only Culinary invention from thst part of the world that doesn't incident projectile vomiting

Stick to making wine birdbro, Cloudy Bay Sauvignon Blanc = world class

Lamingtons are shit

ANZAC biscuits are the objective GOAT antipodean baked goods but pav and afghans are alright too

Mother fucking cassowary

...

>oatmeal cookies with coconut are the best we have to offer

Disgusting.

Pavlova tastes gross.

Like a big pile of sugar.

Kek

ANZAC bickies are goat mate, but they aren't the original that my great grandad ate in WW1.
He reckons you'd break your teeth on em

Try having three layers of them with bacon in between each layer, covered in batter, deep fried and then dipped in chocolate.

It should appeal more to your american tastes

Because it is a big pile of sugar.

...

Now you're talking.

Kek
I fucking love you kiwi fags. NZ is a wonderful country with great people, a hidden fucking gem it is. I mean it.

>Pavlova
That Meringue is shit. Its nothing tasty or fun to eat in any way.

We perfected the kiwi cake.

Mate your cakes are made of "refugee" cum, but please keep schooling me.

this is true it is such a shit desert idk why people like it

Is the white stuff your Bull's seed Acke?

I eat kiwis whole, am i degenerate?

How else would we eat it you faggot cunt.

TOO TRUE

FUCKING AUSSIE CUNTS

Fuck mate I am looking forward to summer. Our family always goes to Nelson/Kaiteriteri for Christmas/New Years.

Scene of all the big moments of my life on hols up there.
> got first bike
> started kayaking, addicted to that shit now
> first pash, hi Leica
> first time drunk ever
> first (and hopefully only) broken bone, clavicle while playing bullrush with random kids.


Some of the best experiences of my life were had up there. When I have kids I'm continuing the tradition.

t. One of the few humans on earth fortunate enough to have a south island summer childhood

are you 12?

Do you eat the stem parts too? I eat the rest of it but those always seemed like they'd be inedible.

As long as you aren't rubbing the stubbly skin over your chin and around your mouth pretending it a ball sack, nobody gives a fuck how you eat a piece of fruit

Calling it kiwi instead of kiwifruit is degenerate but otherwise you're alright

>> first time drunk ever
he's at least 8 bro

>cake with fruit
>high cuisine
That's like Belgians being proud of waffles.

Lol. Nah mate I'm just drinking at home on my own tonight, freezing my tits off and getting lots of feels for when I was a snotty little cunt. I hate being 22, feel like I'm getting old.

>Do you eat the stem parts too?
Yes, at first they appear to be thicc, but after 5 minutes or so they dilute into a finer texture.

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Pukekohe here, also pissed mate.
postin some salmonella dub
youtube.com/watch?v=gHYIHqSq4JQ

I will just leave this piece of supreme German engineering here.

I wish I could move to Oceania if this is the type of shit you have to argue about.

>Aussies only wish you could invent something this nice as tasty

A CHALLENGER APPROACHES
youtube.com/watch?v=geLxWZrq31E
>proof that Australians are culinary geniuses

Again, I'll pass.

Does it make you mad that the world's most talents Chefs are trained in New York? I'd be mad too. Deep fried shit is more of a Scot/English thing than American.

What's a good cake to celebrate my wife's bull's birthday?

>Kiwis leave this weird aftertaste in your mouth, it's hard to explain
>I don't like it

Who's forcing you to date men from NZ?

Fuckin aussies, they make me sick to my stomach

You want something with cyanide in it brah.
Something fast acting

Green kiwifruit should be eradicated. GOLD IS SUPERIOR IN EVERWAY

Yes yes well done kiwis well done however we were the ones that made it palatable by not putting semen in it.

Hey, sup! Wanna hang?

The lamington is from Brisbane you cunt