Cheltenham

Is horse racing a sport?

/bet/fags where you at?

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getabird

mengli khan e/w

That depends
Is an horse a athlete?

Got a cheeky tenner bet on Summerville Boy @ 10/1 yesterday lads

I dont want to work anymore.
What bets do I do to stop working forever?

put the lot on un de sceaux on thursday

GET IN THERE LADS

EASY 100 QUID WAHEEEEEEY

wELL DONE, SON.

GIMME SOME TIPS LADS

nice one, la
just done an e/w treble
>Saint Calvados
>Ramses De Teillee
>Buveur D'Air

muggy bet

What happened to Yorkhill? Remember he used to be a sure bet, now his odds are 18/1

hes been an awful chaser, he likes cheltenham though so who knows, could be a good e/w punt, i went for melon and ive a free bet on faugheen

Petit Mouchoir EW in the Arkle lads

How I'd like to bang that posh cunt

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Hope you’re right lad .. stuck €100 on it there

wew lad footpad will win this

WEW LAD. Grats.

Oh fuck Footpad isn’t travelling

well thats my treble gone.

JUST

Fuck sake

Petit Mouchoir getting my hopes up there, was 2nd right until the fucking line

Looks like my mrs won’t be getting a bday present This Friday.. Fuck Petit

she'll understand

give her a good oul smack for being born on cheltenham week

jesus lad he was a beaten docket by the time they got to the hill

Welcome back /bet/

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Yeah I didn't care that Footpad beat him, but Brain Power also nipped in past him for me to lose the EW

ah right, i misread that

davy russell is shite, cost you a place there with that jockeying dont know what they were at going off that quick early on

>tiny hands for placing tiny bets

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Putting 50 on Wakanda in the handicap chase #BlackLivesMatter

wee punt on beware the bear each way

>mfw Douvan stuffs Altior by 10 lengths

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Anyone got an invite to the discord lads? Left a while back and just wanna see how it's doing now

Cheeky fiver on Ramses De Teillee EW

Same here... smash me a code

Big on Apples Jade

And Wakanda because I'm not a racist :^)

waiting on Apples Jade for a double with Footpad

Vintage Clouds to finally come good?

Wew

Almost put money on Shantou Flyer, glad he lost

gib stream pls.

itvplayer

For me it's Faugheen

Same

Only logical bet desu

based faugheenbros

fucking HYPED for faugheen redemption

>Faugheen

Oh dear

Bookies in fucking tears if Apples Jade wins now

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Gutted, had Melon at 16s too he was close

Eurovision time is nigh lads. Going to be UAC

Right lads 100 quid on Apples Jade

Clearly all the favourites winning today

>3 down, 3 to go on my accumulator

Bit nervous, lads

Might walk down to the racecourse

>6 timer

Madman

2 seconds in the last two. Surely not gonna be a favorites day?

Watch me lump on Apples and it turns out to be more of a potato

Apples Jade Benie Des Dieux cheeky forecast

State of JPs hair

She could groom me anytime

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Apples jade and La Bague au roi RFC m8

Who you waiting on?

Fancy Bauge Au Roi,

that forecast pays out just over 2/1

I want Apples Jade to win but I work for hills and if it does those cunts are going to take my bonus

How do you qualify for your bonuses? Are you just behind the counter in shop?

My mate works for laddies and seems pretty happy with them

What do you mean by this?

>betting on Cheltenham
I shiggy diggy
RIP wonga

The bookies will chip in and get them to take a dive, Annie Power all over again

>Who you waiting on?

Apples Jade, Ms Parfois and Mister Whitaker. Pic most definitely related.

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Work behind the counter, we get them quarterly if the business is doing well

Pay is shit and customers are cunts but it pays the bills and it's dead so I spend most my shifts on here. Apparently it's not bad working in Ladbrokes, it's paddies and betfred you want to avoid

What's the most money you've given someone who won?

Yeah my man in Laddies seems to have it pretty easy. He's in a small town so when I'm about I just pop in for unlimited free tea and shoot shit with him.

"If the business is doing well"

What do you mean? Bookies always winning, or do you lose your bonus on freak results like Leicester winning the prem etc?

Actually surely the bookies made money on Leicester winning? People that were lumping on top 5 must of outweighed the handful of nutters backing Leicester ?

I'm getting on this

Your neck is on the line if it doesn't come in m8

Cigar job lad

How'd ya like them apples?

Actually gonna kill myself :)

Hahahaha had Benie e/w as a cover bet

I had La Bag Au Roi

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>Betting against the Irish mares

Our mares are streets ahead

When the fun stops, stop.

Gotta make back my losses. The longer I keep going the more likely I'll be to get a big win, it's just a matter of time.

Come on let's get a FUCKING win already

Lofgren's the value bet lads

Rathvinden, Willies horses are firing

Do you have to chat up regulars and make them coffee/tea?

NAISU

Any Second Now in the last

MON TED WALSH

I'm backing him. Free money any second now desu

Fuck yeah, Mister Whitaker

I'm down £110 today lads.

See what I can do about it tomorrow. Hopefully there's some good free bets at least...

Great first day up a cunt

same, 3 winners and 3 big price places