Hey Sup Forums why aren't you #FeelingTheJohnson yet?

Hey Sup Forums why aren't you #FeelingTheJohnson yet?

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Some of us have been for months now!

i've been getting #PumpedByTrump

Just fucking vote for hillary and save us all some time

Away you go, shill

I voted for this faggot in 2012, I'm not doing it again.

well, I would vote him if I could.

Sorry, I don't care about some literally who with a platform of DUDE WEED LMAO

Also, he'll never win.

How many threads are you gonna make? We aren't votimg for an open borders cuck boi.

Gary Johnson will turn America into the R9k of the world. Fuck that

Wow I'm now #StrokingMyJohnson

open borders work if you have a free market and no gib me dat's. its literally a net win in such system.

Even though he might be the most pro-liberty candidate available, he's not going to win by a longshot and it's a waste of your vote. The next president will be either Trump or Clinton. Those are the two choices. There are no other choices. Other choices are only a relic of laws that don't have de jure sway over the actual election process. You have to sit there and look between the two choices available, Trump or Clinton, and pick the best one.

>this system would work if you guys had something you didn't

thanks for the input, I guess?

but if no candidate breaks 50% then its up to the congress to decide, right? and I think high chances are that some republicans would go rouge and since the dems are in a minority position anyway they could be backing him since "hey at least its not hitl... trump".

It will break 50%, electoral college is winner take all, Johnson won't win a single state.

this. I'd vote for Gary Johnson just for the fact he's a lolbertarian gaining traction, but the reality is, as it has been for a really, really long time, it's only between the powerhouses of the republican candidate (Trump) and the democratic candidate (Hillary). a vote to Johnson might as well be a vote to Hillary.

>No gibs muh dats
>Free market
>Under Weed boy

Spotted the proxy

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Because he supports Hillary and is nothing more than a plant. Libertarians have been hijacked by retarded liberals try to shill for conservatives.

we dont have open orders. people sneak in illegally regularly, and there is nothing your faggot boy trump will be able to do about it.

No, im not trolling, im serious. If you are really #nevertrump you should come over to the clinton camp

We are pro TPP (JUST LIKE GARY)
We are pro amnesty (JUST LIKE GARY)
We want a measured response against extremeists that doesnt alienate the peaceful Muslims (JUST LIKE GARY)
We are pro-gun legislation (JUST LIKE GARY)
We are anti hate (JUST LIKE GARY)

I challenge you to name one policy position that Gary and Hillary differ on

>I challenge you to name one policy position that Gary and Hillary differ on

free market and foreign policy?

Can any amerifag explain to me what would happen if he (or any other third party) actually get a significant part of the votes?
To be more specific: will he obtain a relevant position in the government even if he doesn't win or will he be complelely discarded?

Hillary and gary are both pro-TPP, pro-refugee and pro-open borders

Thats why #ImWithHer and you should be too

Because I'm not gay.

Completely discarded. There are no coalition governments in our system

#ImWithHer

>that ID

Well played faggot

Yes I am

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Because today, Sup Forums is mostly underage edgelords who unironically think that Trump is good for America because he's racist.

If everyone who though that voted Johnson he would win, or at least stop the other two from reaching 50%

Yeah but Johnson is pro cancelling foreign aid and wants to stop policing the world and wants less taxes for everyone
And he doesn't want a low-key socialist system like Hillary

Im sure in the end they will both be pushed center and maintain the status quo for 1%'s like me and you. Thats why we are #strongertogether

You got me, I'm actually a billionaire commenting on a Sup Forums board. You have the eyes of a eagle user

Maybe between countries that are approximate equals economically, but importing massive numbers of people from third world hellholes is a clear loss for the native population.

Wait, poor people have time to post here? Arnt you too busy working those minimum wage jobs i hear about?

fuck off serbifag
seselj endorsed trump
follow your based leader

>Flat tax
>Abolish DOE, IRS, and NSA
>Repeal PATRIOT Act
>Legalize weed

>open borders

Yeah nah. I would take the wall.

>open borders
>anti guns
>believes in muh racism
>globalist
He is Hillary with a dick

Apparently they get "days off" what ever that means, filthy creatures (laughs pretentiously while pouring 1000 year old wine from a platinum bottle)

He isn't anti gun you fucking mong

Yo so lets say Johnson wins New Mexico and both Trump and Clinton don't make it to 270. Given that premise, what are the chances the house of reps chuck Johnson in as a compromise candidate?

>toss away gun gifted to you
>pick a pro gun control vp
thetruthaboutguns.com/2016/05/robert-farago/bad-news-gun-owning-libertarians-johnsons-vp-choice-pro-gun-control/
>I'm totally for gun rights guise! Vote me please!

???

I'd say with how hated Trump and Hillary are, 20% max maybe higher if one of them fucks up big time or Garebear becomes a god among men

Wanting to abolish half the federal government is exactly why Gary Johnson is a joke candidate and it is and you should just vote for Hillary instead

But what of instead of a pseudo socialist system I want...stay with me here...LESS GOVERNMENT

The federal government is huge, it's super bloated and inefficient. You could probably get rid of half of it and shit would just run smoother.

Hillary - #ImWithHer
Bernie - #FeelTheBern
Trump - #MakeAmericaGreatAgain

The difference between the Left and Right:
Left - You belong to the government.
Right - The government belongs to you.

It's called trimming the fat and it will make the government more effective and less costly

Johnson - Can't parry the Gary

I don't know how I feel about the TPP yet. If they can find a way to enact the agreement without limiting the production of generic drugs I'd be all for it. The last thing we need is extortion style drug pricing. Drugs are already far more expensive than they need to be and drugs that should be produced, but aren't because they are not profitable would pretty much be locked away forever under the TPP. "Drugs that cure are not profitable."

But with all the refugees we will be bringing in under Hillary/Johnson we will obviously have to increase welfare spending

Or make them work, like Johnson wants to do

>Abolish IRS

Isn't this the part of government that collects taxes? So Gary Johnson's plan is to have literally zero tax revenue?

Enjoy having a 2 trillion deficit every year

TPP is so good! It lets business owners like ourselves hire cheap foreign labor

Winning New Mexico seems like it would be a lower than that, so that's probably the hard part then.

The chances of Trump v Hillary being tight enough for the 270 to not happen is pretty tiny too.

Buuuut I think Gary might have like a somewhere between 0.001% and 0.1% chance of actually winning.

We all know its better for them to be on welfare. Hillary Johnson 2016! Combined ticket for the BFFs!

He isn't a crazy capital L libertarian he wants to down size the IRS

Right: because we have all the money and we can buy policy changes. Beat the left so we can get more money and more influence so we can push policy changes that favor us and not people who support the left.

>Gary "a replica of George Washington's gun? Into the trash it goes" Johnson
>Gary "Jews need to be forced by the government to bake nazi wedding cakes" Johnson
>Gary "Iran needs to be stopped because they fund ISIS" Johnson
no thanks

I thought you weren't a shrill lad, I wanted to believe. How will I ever recover

Many of us would prefer Johnson, but we know a vote for him is a vote for Hillary. And I know that this thread is more then likely a CTR shill post.

Go be a Clintoris elsewhere.

Im going to do this in every Gary Johnson thread i see between now and november

Are you at least compensated for this hard Shrilling?

I don't believe in porous borders and amnesty for all illegals.

Johnson will win big in November, mock my words

HAHA LOOK AT THIS IDIOT HAHAHAH

Reminder: If you're voting third party INSTEAD of one candidate you would rather than the other, you're effectively casting half your voting potential AGAINST your own interests according to Game Theory.

Options:
Vote Hillary -1
Vote Third Party Instead of Hillary +0.5
Vote Trump +1
Vote Third Party Instead of Trump -0.5
Stay Home 0
Kill Yourself 0

Result Possibilities:
Hillary President [-]
Trump President [+]

Fuck off false flag trumpcuck.

Actual hillary supporters gave up on this board awhile ago

He is very central, a vote for Johnson is actually a vote for Johnson.

I can't tell how sarcastic you're being.

Well Im going into medicine and any policy that is going to cause humans to die, directly or indirectly has me questioning it. I have seen first hand the impact Obamacare has had on the cost of healthcare, let me tell you it is not pretty. Should I support the TPP as well and watch people I want to care for suffer? Who knows what will happen. This country needs direct intervention in medicine by somebody who understands the system...say...a doctor?

I do it

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Not amnesty just a path to citizenship

Weeditarian. Globalist shill.

I support McAfee more than Johnson so I will be writing his name in when I vote. Hopefully people will vote for independents so we can get the fuck away from the two party system.

To add, if you have purely equal opinions on both candidates, you're uninformed or mentally handicapped and shouldn't vote anyway because you can't be trusted to make real decisions.

You guys need to get rid of first past the post if you don't want a two party system.

"Wasted vote" is a meme used on idiots so they can continue the shitty to two party system.

I can respect a man who is committed to a cause, May we meet again some day Shrill, 4 years from now

wtf I hate Trump now
I'm a #JohnsonMissile

So you are a paid shillary?

It is called Game Theory, it isn't a conspiracy, and it works regardless of your viewpoint or political leanings.

We need to get rid of a lot of things and no "elected" official will be doing that.

>Hey Sup Forums why aren't you #FeelingTheJohnson yet?
I do it every night
>Masturbate until raw and tender

This.

>Implying that having a huge ass federal government is needed
The feds are a huge part of the problem in this country. Having that many people on the payroll only takes away from shit like public education and public works projects.
>our education is shit
>our roads are shit
The efficiency of our country is being cucked by the bloated federal government.

What you did
I see it

Literally, who?

Look him up user, your memes solve nothing

> Libertarian my ass

Look you little shit- I know you love the borders of your anus invaded by the filthy hordes, but we are American, not German and Canadian- we aren't depraved degenerate babyraping sodomites like you are.

if you want 1992 instead of 1980 when George Bush wouldn't do the right thing and drop out to let the real Patriots and prophets, Pat Buchanan or Ross Perot win, you will rue the day. This is a godsend- a mulligan from the LORD- if you little degenerate cunts do this- and let this retarded autist hand Hildebeast and the Jew Banker the reins- we will have to do this the hard way. Get ready for the pain, you stupid suicidal subhuman. Get ready for the rope.

But I know that is the type of sick debased thing you little sick fucks are into.

This

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He's anti freedom of association

He is just a pseudo-libertarian. People like him are the reason libertarians are seen as weak and ineffective.

My name is Jesus Christ, and I approve this message

You have to wait till the election really gets going. Trump could be terrible in debates and look like a sure loser, then thats when people might go to Gary as a protest. It could happen late, around October.