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The onion already did this last election cycle
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>(((klausner)))

Is there something wrong with homosexually? This sounds like a negative article...
Not all gays are Democrats.

True, but people who openly hate gays are typically Republican which makes this ironic. Especially since a good number of clients are married.

Yes jew most likely. I'm confused as to why that matters.

Milo

yeah im sure the male escorts are the ones getting bjs

>Thousands of people come to town
>All sectors of the local economy see an increase in business
No shit.
This article could just as easily be saying "CLEVELAND ICE CREAM VENDORS ARE SELLING CRAZY AMOUNTS OF ICE CREAM... ARE REPUBLICANS OBSESSED WITH ICE CREAM!?!?!"

>Didn't read the last bullet point

I'm the first to hate fags and fag behaviour, but since when does being against gay marriage mean you're against gay sex?

kek

i suppose it doesn't, but i don't understand why you would hold that position.

>trusting escorts as reliable sources of journalistic integrity

ISHYGDDT

Interesting. So what would be a more reliable way of gathering these statistics?

How did they know the contact info of gay prostitutes at the NY Post?

What happens in the privacy of your own room between two consenting adults isn't entirely up to them. I don't like gays, but I respect their right to be fucking faggots.

However marriage is an institution ad there are many reasonable arguments for not being in support of gay marriage.

Add to that a "Not all republicans" are against gay marriage and there's no prerequisite of being straight in order to be a republican and you can see why I'm wondering (((where))) this leap in logic came from.

Boots on the ground. Get in there and offer up your asshole to Rubio, then compare it to how much you make during the rest of the year.

ARE YOU A BIGOT?

WHAT'S WRONG WITH GAY PEOPLE IN THE RNC?

YOU FUCKING MARGINALIZING THEm BRAH?

Internet? I'm sure they don't have an issue with fags working at the nypost.

i love you australia

New York Post is a tabloid user

literally nothing they publish is actually real, like the National Enquirer tier shit

remember stephen glass's article on the reublican convention? look it up. The homosexual jew ruined any reputation that rag had.

This is like that Onion skit where they one-upped the media's 2012 RNC prostitution claims by making them gay prostitutes.

youtube.com/watch?v=simV1ZXFsxI

Media is totally grasping at straws.

Ah yes, more tolerant liberals lampooning homosexuals who are attempting to raise healthy families, yet still need to indulge their base urges.

Always those tolerant liberals who seem to take issue with gay sex workers.

hahaha republicans are GAY lol!

Omg hitler had ONE BALL and a MICRODICK LMAO


but feel good about the body you're in, goy. everyone is equal and deserves respect

Kek

its not gay if the balls dont touch

>hating heroin
>does heroin

not mutually exclusive, kid

welcome to adulthood

This. It's completely made up.

>I'll never give up my male prostitute sources, it's the right of the press, etc.
That's because their sources don't exist

>Leftists defend gays and equality and all that
>But if a Republican is gay that's a motive for scorn and laughter

Blame evolution for making cocks so appealing

You can be gay and oppose gay marriage though

>(((New York Post)))
>(((you)))

>male prostitutes contacted by The Post
Why do they have these contacts?

youtu.be/QzCQg94oOmk


ENJOY SHILL THREAD!

"Contacted" by the Post.

Those homos at the NY post wrote this story so they could expense report their own gay prostitutes.

Orrrr there's tens of thousands of liberal protestors at the RNC and they are fucking all thr male hookers. You know everywhere Trump goes there's thousands of aids infested purple haired faggots protesting him.

Everyone knows actual gays don't need to pay for sex. That's what gay bars are for.

My dubs disagree with your dubs.

True, but only for closet cases.

AHAHAHA
And they found Bigfoot on Ghostbusters premier night
And batboy was found near Area 51

>This article conflicts with my world views
IT MUST BE MADE UP. AGHAGHAGH FUCKING LIBERALS. DIIIIEE.

>made up stories by a tabloid rag

>When contacted by The Post, females for hire said they’re making much less money than normal.
this doesnt even make sense. are the republicans inviting the local hooker-buyers to join in on their homosexual escapades?
or are the locals suddenly turning gay from the presence of trump?

>haha RNC are GAY
>but gay people are great
>haha but those RNC, they're GAYYYY

It's almost like gay people are only an object to use to ridicule others for Leftist scum

>i love you australia
>Australia
>AUSTRALIA!
>FUCKING AUSTRALIA!!!!!!

IT'S FUCKING ON NOW YOU CUNT!

>world's media are at the convention
>everyone's surprised the media are filled with degenerates and order prozzis

wew lad

There was a literal fag on stage last night so no surprise.

What I have heard from my fellow liberals is the disgusting "not a real homosexual" hate speech. As if supporting opposing views takes away the gay card. Awful.

This.

Are they saying it's bad to be gay now? Or is it only if you're a republican? Mental gymnastics these people pull off is impressive.

Republicans tend to be anti-homosexual in varying degrees of the term due to republicans typically being socially conservative.

This is effectively a hit piece against the Republican party as it paints them as hypocrites.

The New York Post is known as a pusher of the liberal agenda so regardless of how plausible it is that politicians are fucking guys, I would take it with a pillar of salt just due to the source alone.