HALT!!!

Stop scrolling.
This is a border checkpoint. Show me your numbers.

Singles: Innocent german citizen, go through.
Even dubs: Filthy jüdisch rat. You are under arrest.
Odd dubs: Soviet spy!
Trips: High-ranking official, go through.
88: Standartenführer or higher. Go through.
1488: Reichsführer Heinrich Himmler. Go through.
Quads: Herr Goebbels. Step aside, plebs.
Quints: None other but the Führer himself!

>The (((mod))) prunded the last thread and banned me
>Leaves obvious bait threads untouched
Gotta get those priorities straight!

Again?

This is awfully inconvenient.

...

Gutentag

Officer I'm just a humble Patriot.

Please don't kill me. I love my nation and my people.

I'm Jewish.

Oy Vey I promise I am a respectable German citizen.

Ok hold ze on officfer

checkem for a win after high-powered speech.

shit.