>is a tiny island with 130 million people
>is a unique ethnic group with one of the highest IQ averages on the planet
>every white boy wants to fuck and breed babies with their women (including myself)
We love you Japan bros. If it gets too crowded just invade South Korea.
A moment of respect for our Japan bros
Thanks senpai
Without Japan we wouldn't have weebs to bash on
>Japan is based
>every white boy wants to fuck and breed babies with their women (including myself)
Not me, there is something disgusting about asians, every time I see an asian woman I imagine an octopus or eel going in her nasty vagina
T. Private Lopez, in between rapes while stationed at Okinawa
Japan is our greatest ally and bestest bud. Tbh all other countries look like little girls.
japan isnt that tiny
Im an american living in japan right now. While I appreciate a good looking jap girl, I totally miss hot white and latina girls.
Thank you america
It's prry good
COME BACK HOME WHITE MAN
ずっと友達だよ!
I'm glad Japan got nuked, Jap soldiers were ISIS tier
Sorry about the nuke/firebombings
Loots reported after natural disasters:
JAPAN : 0
EVERY OTHER COUNTRY: +10,000
*lootings
>wanting to breed with slant-eyed, soulless harpies
Yeah, nah, japs and other asians are weird and deviant as fuck
Old but relevant to what you saying, some asians(eastern) girls are fucking nasty. Not in a good way.
Soccer fans cleaning after themselves at the stadium's world cup once the match is over:
JAPAN : Everyone
EVERY OTHER COUNTRY: Nobody
Look me in my fucking eyes Macedonia and try to tell me you wouldn't smash.
It's about the size of California so it really isn't that tiny. Japan is OK; not great, not shitty, just mediocre. It is funny watching you weebs suck jap cock for a pat on the head though.
I'm glad the British empire completely folded post WW2. Their cooking is Somali tier.
Other Asians learn a lot about jap atrocities like bayonetting babies and shoving mutilated european soldier cocks in their own mouths. Do they teach these in Japan? Japs today are cool though.
I love you japan
#prayforjapan
They do nothing for me man. I'm not saying that I wouldn't hit that (several times) but I'd take a petite slavic qt over that any day.
Fuck Japan. Watching them be racist to the Chinese is like watching earwigs fight termites. Both are subhuman.
One of my biggest dream is to fuck a japanese qt
my second biggest dream is to fuck a woman at all
m8 what do you think ? we're crowded as fuck too and just as mountainous
I would argue south korea is even more crowded. Tokyo can afford their giant sprawl of small individual housing while we have to spem appartment towers after appartment towers
Japan is the most irrelevant 1st world country.
Japan does not have enough immigrants, that is why their economy sucks and their birth rate is failing. When will Japan finally learn free market economics and import many immigrant men to do all the cheap labor and breed the local women?
Open the borders now.
I used to live there for half a decade and Hiroshima is so awesome now I don't think anyone cares.
They produce all my cartoons and video games
They are #1 in my heart
>t. hachiro
what the shit, you can't just tell people to invade korea like that.
If it werent for chinese cartoons(outsourced to korea) you wouldnt even know they existed.
Japanese video game industry is dead at this point. The only ones that are left make mobile shovelware for otakus for a living.
>respect
>the men are all too busy fapping to hentai with little girl panties on their heads to impregnate their women
>the women are all guileless children who can't handle anything
>they were royally cucked by America and have never recovered
I respect the way their cities look at night, and some of their food, but nothing else.
Thank you Murica
Japan is your best gift to the world
I never leave trash
soz
*everyone but user
fix'd
Well they don't want to fuck their own women, so someone else has to do it.
Satisfied my autism
>the women are all guileless children who can't handle anything
I like the way they moan in pain and act like they don't like it. Japanese chicks are so based. They know you have a rape fetish and are more than happy to oblige.
They also aren't huge cunts and know that the man is superior.
+Great culture and history
+Has succesfully westernised
+Scientific achievements
+People seem to be quite xenophobic and nationalistic
+3rd economy in the world
-Population is shrinking
-Young generation appears to be under strong influence of retarded burger culture
-Herbivore culture, hikikomoris n shit
-Weird as shit language which is not well suited for chinese moon runes. Seriously, you'd be better off adapting an alphabet.
So I guess it's a quite decent country, but the young generation needs to get their shit together.
nice boats
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>tfw flying to the land of the rising sun soon
>tfw will live there for a few years
I've been studying Japanese for the last 2 years, so it's pretty good. What can I expect? Japan is just like muh anime right?
bump
>every white american boy wants to fuck and breed babies with their women (including myself)
fixed it for you
At least five or six of the women in that photo are bangable and you fucking know it.
you just proved my point, only the girl third from the back at the right is attractive..
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You missed the most qt
Kek
I went to Tokyo for a week earlier this summer.
It was everything and more.
this
fuck the chinks
Don't invade Korea, help us build Namibia.
>a hundred years from now
>Sino-Japanese war
>with mechs
>in Southern Africa
why
jap pussy hot. scream and scream
I'm kind of both happy and disappointing that I won't move to Tokyo. It seems like such an awesome and interesting city but very stressful to live in I bet. I'm sure to visit it for sure though.
I'm moving to a small 50k city. /comfy/ Japan isn't a meme is it?
How do I get stationed in Japan?
thinking of enlisting anyway
Japan is everything I dream off
A country that is safe and strict
Dreams are crushed everyday and Tokyo is a city planners wet dream
It is what my country would be without those disgusting immigrants
you never pick up everyone else's either
jap do
jap ftw
Without Australia we wouldn't have shitposters to bash on
i think it's an evolutionary thing. rape isn't a fetish. everyone deep down has the urge to rape
jap girls evolved to moan like they're getting raped even if they're not, bc it's hot as fuck. the ones that moan bred more. now all japs moan
Right girl looks comfy as fuck
WTF I love Japan now
Damn really? Well I guess they dont have niggers but still.....
nice proxy takumi
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Love so much that nuked they twice.
>What is Canada?
>apologizing
Japan has never apologized for Pearl Harbor you stupid mother fucker
Sorry not sorry would nuke those slanty eyed mother fuckers again
Fuck they ought to invade North Korea
they be communist and Japan is turning Facist
oh and...
I long for jap girl to say...
"put it in me senpai"
WE WUZ
white pigu go home
You are in for quite a shock. Japan is not like your animes, it's stuck in the 80's
God damn, do you faggots ever get tired of worshipping this country?
Fucking weebs.
is that why most anime characters have flip phones?
If you go to Tokyo on a weekend, make SURE you visit WOMB.
Holy shit no club will ever be as good.
Nah, they are just cheaper and kinda cool
Wait just a minute...
韓国を支配せよ。
Lol muh Pearl Harbor.
Japanese women are literally perfect
They haven't been corrupted by the western values
America should move all their military personnel out of Japan and Okinawa. Put them in Guam. Japan can take responsibility for its own defense.
That would make the Japanese very happy
Source? I can believe it but I need proof
Without Poland we wouldn't have Polandball to laugh about
SO SOLLY FOR RAPING MANY CHINEE
SO SOLLY FOR TOLTULING GAIJIN
SO SOLLY FOR MEDICURR PLOCEDURE
>things you'll never hear nips say
Why don't you apologize?
en.wikipedia.org
>war
>crimes
Japanese have trouble pronouncing the "L" not "R" you dipshit.
They train young men to drop fire on people. But their commanders won't allow them to write 'fuck' on their airplanes because it is obscene.
Doesn't disprove my point. At least be funny if you're gonna shitpost, cowboy.
>3 liter milkshakes
>triple stacked burgers
lol fuck off diabetes
youtube.com
very likeable football fans.
seems like it's straight outta Captain Tsubasa
Thank you Japan
for animu
for waifus
for vidya
and for this strange but cool obsession with all things Germany :)
well I'm a Japanophile, so theres that
>murcain
>all white boys want (...)
>including myself
>muricans
>white
Germans telling anyone they are not white
>fuck off :^)
Probably time to meet real grills instead of your 2d versions. They really don't have tenticru desu