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trash

>trash

and where would your country be without him, exactly?

Stupid boi should have gone to City.

>le give the ball away and complain man
In the World Cup probably

honestly what is the point in him?, he adds fuck all to the team, hes also slow and clumsy as shit.

he won you two copas you ungrateful spic

Good crosser, why was Rashford on set pieces when he can't beat his first man?

he sucks when he's playing for >my country

>he won you two copas you ungrateful spic
he was the worst player in both finals what the fuck are you talking about

Probably gets a bollocking off Mourinho if he does anything other than try to chip a ball into Fellaini's afro

chokeguain and missi did

Who actually likes this guy lmao.

Arsenal fans hate him.
Chile fans hate him.
Barca fans never cared for him
Man Utd fans now hate him.

No wonder his best friends are dogs.

Vidal and Aranguiz did, Alexis always complain and do nothing in important matches

Alexis Shitchez

now that i think of it ive never heard him actually speak, can he speak english?

Udinese fans maybe

>Mouyes has to start him for 10 games
>still isn't great in his current position

Fucking useless shit player

A bit, yeah

thank god Bayern dodged that bullet

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Bravo won 70% of those cups

can he speak spanish? I have never heard him either

that dot in your post is more visible than he was

He scored a neat goal vs. Real Madrid once.

Other than that, he's fucking trash.

How has he been this bad?

Le whining shitbag man was never good

he spoke spanish in a interview with a brazilian reporter ironically enough

>PLONEITEICHTOCOPILLAMIINTINDI

he's finished.

he was already declining hard with arsenal last season. chile not qualifying for the wc was the final nail in the coffin.

nigga is dead and manure are stuck with him for at least a season or two lmao.

Even Jeffren, Bojan and Aleix Vidal scored against Halal playing for Barça, m13. They can't get the blaugrana cock out of their asses unless they pay to not get them in the draws

APOLOGISE

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by doing what exactly? it was 0-0 both times

Isn't there a way to post just an image? I'm sure I've seen some madmen do it.

digits confirm, best deal Wonga has made in the banter era

wena

>El temblor de cancha rayada

>He won the copas
>Not Based Vidal, Bravo, Aranguiz and the others quality players

Shut up stupid queen lover

higuain won those

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based mou taking the piss out of man u

Friendly reminder to never take whoscored ratings seriously.

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not in the OP. not on board

I've seen someone do it in the OP, though it may have been on a different board. I suppose they used empty spoiler tags or something.

Should've gone to City dananana na naaaah oooooh not UniIIiiteeeed. You lost to SeviIIiiilaaaa

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>Barca reject
>Arsenal reject
>Soon to be Manure reject

Has there ever been a worse elite player?

Wait Chile fan unironically hate him? True that he got lotta undeserved credit for the Copa wins though. By insecure Arsenal fans.

Top, top post

>400k per week

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He's not a likable person in general.

But he is not th emost shitty player on the ManU, you have Pogba who plays like shit because envy of alexshit money.

Also Pookaku hate sanchez and Mou dont have any balls to make a offensive team strategie

So the other big name signings hate Sanchez?

Only they, the others are shit inflated by england press.

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based bonva

come on now, bro...

Sanchez seems like a massive cunt. Everyone at Arsenal hated him too. Messi told Barca to get rid of him.

I saw a video with him, Elneny and Chambers doing some challenges and shit last season. He looked like they were holding him at gunpoint and spoke like 3 words, total autist

Alexis speaks fine in spanish. He may sound like kind of a dope on camera, but most athletes are like that, desu. He's not anything like James Rodriguez, who literally sounds retarded when he speaks.

Based Messi

Bravo won that shit

We didn't won, Argentina lost those cups

Texas is right.

She looks like Edy from Valkyria Chronicles.

He played well you’re just a brainlet who knows jack shit about the sport... or you didn’t even bother to watch the game.

Could he actually become the worst signing of all time?

>probably one of the most dramatic/publicized transfers ever
>6 months left in contract
>swapped for a player worth 42 million euros
>becomes the best paid player in the league with most money

Results
>one goal against Hodorsfield

HOW does one club manage to pay so much dosh for memes like Pookaku, Poogba and a spicy spic?

HOW? LMFAO

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Come to Fenerbahçe yazan..

*gives away possession*

>Messi told Barca to get rid of him.
Cause he wasnt Barca material

because they're nothing but a shit man city

I swear every time I see this fucking turbomanlet play all he does is lose the ball, make a shitty pass, or fall down. He makes 400k/week or whatever the fuck to do literally nothing.

But he is the true United blood since childhood, he wore the jacket once.

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always rated him desu and don't really get the hate, he's off to a shocking start but so is everyone else on mouyes's shitship

maybe alt+255 which I think is an empty space

500k a week

I warned everybody he was shit when he left barcelona, nobody listened

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(3+3) X 100K a week!

LA BAMBA MY BUNDA

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If you watched Brazil vs. Chile, which kicked them out of the World Cup, you might remember that Brazil was quite mediocre for most of the game.

Then at the 2nd half, when it was still 0-0, this fucker makes a retarded revenge-tackle on Casemiro and we score from a free-kick. Chile goes panick-mode and makes the game easy for Brazil, 3-0.

he did shit like this time and time again for arsenal.

usually it wouldn't be a tackle but fluffs some hollywood ball he doesn't have the ability to make consistently which gives the ball away to the opp to counter attack.

You could literally make a 10 minute compilation video of him doing this.

That explains alot about his crazy losing ball statistic.

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everyone who turns down poop goes to shit

His ball control is actually good and he CAN play simple passes. He's just a ball hog and isn't at the level to play the passes he consistently tries to.

FUCK SANSHIT

What happened to his arms???

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