>A new study released by the Stanford School of Medicine suggests that males with conservative views tend to have smaller penises than their liberal counterparts. Over 1,200 males participated in the study, where they were given a brief test to measure political leanings followed by a measurement of their penis by a trained nurse. "The data we have collected here suggests what we have all long suspected - conservatives are packing less. What is unclear is whether this causes their heightened intolerance of others or if it is connected to some unknown, hidden variable," concluded Dr. David Goldberg, organizer of the study.
Yeah and they also smell bad, says another kike-made study.
Jordan Wilson
I actually believed it.
Joshua Rivera
>(((Goldberg)))
Sebastian Howard
>one post by this ID [Citation needed] You don't even get a (You)
Nathaniel Long
>(((Goldberg)))
Carson Cox
>study is literally muh dik getting harder to tell which is worse jews or niggers
Logan Miller
>Be apart of the Stanford School of Medicine >Use all acquired expertise to collect Penis size data >Use to attack Conservatism
Where is the noble cause science once fought for?
Jordan Lee
Majority of blacks vote liberal, why is this a surprise?
Christian Richardson
>penis size is more important than brain size
Nathaniel Price
I'm glad Stanford is putting all that money to good use with insightful studies like these.
Jason Hughes
This can be actually true, since non-whites will inflate the scale if conservative = Republican.
Isaiah Roberts
>goldburg
Nathaniel Morales
It's the only thing that matters
Lucas Wood
>Well-endowed males with conservative views are less likely to waste time participating in scientific studies as opposed to well-endowed males with liberal views.
Owen Price
>Goldberg >over 1200
Tyler Brooks
>1200 people is enough to represent the entire population bravo goldberg bravo
Tyler Gutierrez
Do bongs not understand sampling and statistics?
Blake Walker
Yup and Goldbergstein also said Hilter like to have women shit on him.
Kayden James
Can all the threads the start of end with BTFO be insta banned? This sliding is getting incredibly annoying.
Matthew Johnson
1200 is a good amount of people.
Also OP's study is NOT REAL / FAKE.
Samuel White
My dick causes pain in the ladies
>Conservative and big dick
Who here also /1%/
John Rivera
>Over 1,200 males participated in the study >(((Dr. David Goldberg)))
Evan Phillips
Conservative views + 22.5cm(9inches for the retards not using the metric system). OP have fun cucking when you cant satisfy your girlfriend.
Matthew Jackson
>David Goldberg Almost had me
Hunter Barnes
Will Sup Forums EVER recover?
Liam Morales
I think they said this about brexit too. And the last GE.
Adrian Reyes
I'm sure OP's experience can vouch for the opposite.
Brandon Carter
My dicks 6.5 inches erect, I'm conservative. It's definitely bigger than any nu male cucks size, that's for sure
Caleb Johnson
said the jewess to the black man
Camden Nguyen
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WELL LOOKS LIKE Sup Forums BTFO AGAIN RIGHT YOU GOYS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Jesus Tapdancing Christ. So far just because you are conservative that means you're-ignorant/racist/homophobic/ignorant bla bla bla bla bla. What next? "If you're a conservative your brain is really made up of gray matter!!!!" Fuck my shit right up pham.
Caleb Bell
(((David Goldberg))) (((GOLDBERG)))
That's the most Jewish name I've read in a while.
Leo Hernandez
>Low-IQ niggers driving up the liberal penis-size average It's literally nothing
Owen Nguyen
people unironically think the OP is true baka
Luis Howard
All of you faggots just got meme'd
>Study without a citation >Goldberg >Study about the correlation of penis size and political leaning, as if anyone would conduct that
Grow up
Gabriel Taylor
Then why don't Congolese rule the world?
Angel Ramirez
All of the fucking clowns in thread that actually believe this shit.
> You are part of the problem.
Elijah Morales
>measurement of their penis by a trained nurse also (((Goldberg)))
Chase Rodriguez
6/10 I saw that coming
Brody Bennett
BBC is a myth, if we're basising their dick sizes on porn stars than that's retarded since its the same black guy in every video.
Isaac Sullivan
sampling is not an accurate representation of a population
Easton Moore
>Gillian Anderson >old enough to have a daughter that's 22 >still a total fucking smokeshow
Elijah Robinson
>don't believe it >continue the banter anyway
Mad
Matthew Turner
I just no longer believe these kinds of studies anymore.
They will shamelessly publish the wrong information and disregard all ethics, as long as it makes conservatives look bad.
Study claims conservatives are psychotic. It's all over the news. Turns out it was an """error""", and it's liberals who are the psychotic ones and everything was completely REVERSED. Mainstream news won't even write about the correct version now.
Easton Hall
>Penis size >Relevant to politics Fucking liberals : DD
Josiah Flores
Im 4 inches erect. Which is average.
The study is false.
Ryder Barnes
If the penises weren't erect when measured then this study is entirely flawed.m
Cameron Evans
> we need another "study" to promote libshit
Michael Hughes
When it sounds like a South Park episode, you have scienced well, ((((Goldberg)))).
Real men with big penises are all libertarians/classical liberals anyway. Even if OP is fake
Logan Foster
Literally because blacks
Justin Gonzalez
>penis shaming
you fucking shitlord
Isaac Thomas
t.Elliot
Oliver Myers
>Liberals >every nigger is a liberal muh white oppression >niggers have big dick to compensate low intelligence there
Carson Jackson
6.5 x 6.5 here
Not super long but the thickest most of my partners have had. I'm Chad thundercock for my current gf.
Soooo fuck your (((study)))
Jaxon Powell
How can Sup Forums even compete with their 9.5 inch dicks?
Adrian Garcia
>when your gf has touched 1200 dicks before you
Jace Hernandez
>(((Goldberg)))
Austin Lee
I thought bernie was all about millenials and shit
Adam Howard
Sup, Genghis.
Mason Gray
No sauce
Daniel Bailey
Uh oh.
>Arizona State University researchers and their collaborators have discovered that females and males do equally well on exams that require mostly memorization. The same holds true for low- and high-socioeconomic status students. However, when tests include cognitively challenging questions that require elevated critical thinking, females and lower socioeconomic students score lower than their male or high-status peers, even though the students have equal academic ability.
>"At first glance, one might assume the differences in exam performance are based on academic ability. However, we controlled for this in our study by including the students' incoming grade point averages in our analysis," said Christian Wright, co-first author of the study and instructional professional with ASU School of Life Sciences. "We were surprised to find that this gap emerged based on cognitive challenge level, and that this negatively affected women and lower socioeconomic students."
Look at it this way, ladies: you can throw as many women into your defensive line as you like in the sake of equality but your average male tight-end is still going to run through them. You can't close the ability gap, I'm afraid.
seems interesting and came up when I googled your OP.
Landon Bell
A bong making handegg references? The world really is falling to shit.
Dominic Gonzalez
>where they were given a brief test to measure political leanings followed by a measurement of their penis by a trained nurse > a measurement of their penis by a trained nurse > a trained nurse
I'd be curious to see her training sessions.
Luis Peterson
wtf I hate penises now
Dylan Morales
Nice source, and as always, Sup Forums is BTFO with no survivors.
Christian Long
>Which is average.
Maybe for burgers
Jacob Cox
wtf i hate myself now
Ryder Clark
>goldberg
Julian Wilson
>a trained male nurse ftfy
Aaron White
>Dr David Goldberg 0/10, too unsubtle
Joseph Cox
...
Nathaniel Young
Who cares? The way things are going we'll have to lock up women in dungeons and have them artificially inseminated to make up for the population loss in the war that's soon to come.
Levi Rodriguez
I have an 8 inch dick, dont see the correlation
Xavier Jackson
You kidding? 79 responses already, half of them didn't even realize theres no source, or the name.
I'll have to remember this one, thanks for the ammo OP.
Lincoln Wilson
While unfortunately I am a well hung black man
> great when you think about it at first, then you realize your black and all comes tumbling down...
so this generally doesn't apply to me. However, anyone who has done their research knows that penis size is a merchant meme created by the six sided porn industry to [as usual] showcase black man in the continuous effort to undermine the goyim.
Sup Forums has not been BTFO'd after all. Libcucks and degenerates are probably so biologically oversexed that they're just down with whatever the cesspool of degeneracy throws at them.
Ian Jones
Western education is truely done.
"I'm gonna measure some dicks". How do even justify such shit? Someone pays for that.
Kevin Scott
> size of your penis matters how a country should be ran Yeah ok.
Caleb Jones
I have a theory, which I will post here because this thread reminded me of it. It is a common meme that men with small penises "overcompensate" for it. I believe that having a large penis is actually an evolutionary adaptation to "overcompensate" for being less intelligent and therefore less successful.
Look at who has the biggest dongs: the least intelligent and least successful races. When you can't attract a mate by economic success, those with the biggest schlong will be more likely to reproduce.
Jesus christ, yes your political views are based on your fucking penis size....... ah these jews.
numales... they don't even have balls... malnourished so prolly never even developed properly...
It's like I'm tempted to send that goy a picture of my dick, but I know the degenerate would prolly fap to it...
Fucking kikes, they never stop with their deception and perversions, god damn they are on overdrive. Holocaust will be real this time
Charles Baker
>no source Not even giving a (you)
Xavier Hill
>study >scientific
Tip top fucking kek
Jordan Wilson
Leftist will believe any statistics regardless of it's absurdness as long as it fits their ideology and narrative.
Aaron Watson
eh, I have a huge penis. So big that when I rail women, they're sore for 3 days and they get hooked omn my dick like its crack. Showing up at my house randomly at all hours.. telling me I can cheat as long as they never find out, take steps that allow me to sleep with other woman so they wont know or find out so they can continue riding my cock olike a crazed sexual deviate every chance they get.
I'm conservative and Id rather watch America implode and fight in a civil war than support a "liberal" agenda.
Thomas Moore
MUH DIC
Christian Myers
also, this.
Skully is still that fuckable at her age. its un fucking real
Christopher Morris
when will these kikes stop?
the ovens are only getting warmer Schlomo.
Matthew Allen
What compels someone to post this complete nonsense? Honestly.
