What are some films where the bad guy wins?
What are some films where the bad guy wins?
A New Hope
Terrorists win man
>insanely qualified woman
>insane woman
he was close to the truth
>this insanely qualified woman
This is sad, man
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Any World War 2 movie
Wow that picture is really ironic
Really makes me thinky-face emoji
Insanely qualified for prison.
You can't put someone in prison because you don't like them, user
>your choices were one puppet and the other puppet and you chose the other puppet! Don't you see he's now doing exactly the same thing every president does!
Fixed the brainwashed american
You can put them in prison for leaking state secrets though famm
>insanely qualified woman
Bit of an oxymoron, eh Stubby?
what about because they broke the law (like hillary did) lol
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>insanley qualified vs scrotum in cheeto dust
And yet she still lost to scrotum cheese. What does that say about her?
You can also go to prison for a long time for 501c3 fraud as well.
Mishandling of classified information is a crime that the US govt regularly prosecutes people for, and the statute does not require intent for the person to be charged with the crime. FBI director Comey essentially admitted that she was guilty of mishandling classified info when he said she was "extremely careless". However, since the justice department was run by Obama, she got off scot free.
More people voted for her :^)
>dipped in cheeto dust
He had the balls to say that in front of Conan O'Brien?
Thanks for the post reddit
Even when democrats win they still lose because they suck
>volunteers for military service
>volunteers for top secret program
>government makes a huge investment in his training
>mindlessly kills an untold number of people because muh orders
>finally grows a conscience
>he's a hero now because he chose not to murder a man in front of his infant children
>terrorizes a US embassy
>attaches himself like a leach to some hippy girl
>disrupts and threatens an innocent family's life
>leaves a trail of innocent victims as he rampages around the world, including
the old lady at the apartment, possibly a few police and agents, a newspaper reporter, and his gf
>destroys have of the cars in Paris, likely disrupted traffic for hours and caused many injuries
>does the same in NY
>does the same in Moscow
>exposes secret government programs, endangering US agents around the world and creating scandal in our intelligence agencies
>forces hippy girl to move to shit hole India, still not far enough so she gets killed because everything this guy touches gets killed
>made Nicky cry, then ruined her life too
>doesn't have the decency to die at the end of the third movie
>4th movie is shit
Not the people that matter.
this guy is friends with jim goad and nick bougas, who are literally more extreme than your average Sup Forums goers
Good things places outside the hive-mind of CA and NY exist :^)
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Her medal is in the mail
>since the justice department was run by Obama
this isnt an "obama" thing or a "democrat" thing this is just classic american politics and politicians.
>Ford pardoned Nixon
>0 consequences for Laos
>nobody paid for MLK
>lolran-Contra
at *least*
>dude emails
is less egregious. She still should've been punished for it, but I mean silver lining?
Either way, if the political class does it, it's never been illegal in America.
>nobody paid for MLK
what does this mean
should have told hillary that
>le bomb Syrian airfields without warning the Russians to get their troops out starting a thermonuclear war we did it reddit XD
WTF? I'm officially off the FordTrain.
Dude- She ruined North Africa and most likely Europe forever. If that sort of thing matters to you when choosing a world leader.
Why did you have to die?
>its a butthurt trumpfag has to exploit a family tragedy because someone offended Dear Leader
> Hundreds of rapes!!
lol
>muh false equivalence
>muh trying to pretend Trump's first 100 days weren't a disaster
When will Sup Forums just admit they don't like her because she was a woman?
The bitch didnt *single handedly* "ruin north africa and most likely europe forever" get the fuck out of here with that shit.
She continued/facilitated/was on board with the same programs of economic imperialism (or whatever fucking label you want to put on it) that the united states government has been running since the end of the korean war.
She was just another willing cog in the apparatus not some fucking linchpin figure of world history. That's giving way too much credit.
Trump has been an absolutely amazing president. He has done more in 100 days than Obama did in 8 years.
And the level of butt hurt he has produced among the worst people in America has been glorious.
No liberals, I will not "make America Mexico again." You are not a woman if you cut off your dick and take hormones. Gender is not asocial construct. There are only two genders. It's alright to put the needs of your neighbor before those of someone living in another country. It's alright to say that blacks and Hispanics should be held accountable for their violent and destructive behavior. It's ok to say that the people who run the media and Hollywood do not have our best interests in mind, and in fact they mean to harm us and destroy our nation.
This is a glorious new day. Thank you president Trump!
There also could be hundreds of dead wives! oh wait no oswalt only has one dead wife.
I'm a democrat that actually voted for Bill. I switched to Trump because Hillary is one of the most vile, evil, vicious people in all of American political history.
I didn't really want to vote for Trump but the Dems gave me no choice.
You can't be a good person and support someone like Hillary Clinton.
I find it weird Sup Forums hates on pol when liberals run the entire media.
Thank Christ this is America, a republic, where we have protections from psychotic populist propagandists like her.
there are two types of tv. nu-tv which is from plebbit and Sup Forums and original tv
Remember when he quit Twitter for like four days?
It's always sad when a comedian starts buying their own shit.
Hey, Patton, how's the wife?
>insanely qualified woman
This is the breakdown I've been waiting for, the most.
This sneering, gelatinous fucking infant has been one of the most insufferable pieces of anti-American scum in a wide pool of leftist shit. Liberals are a miserable bunch, but fatboy here takes the cake. The dark bags under his eyes, the doughy body, the quivering chin fat, that pinched little holier-than-thou bird face, everything about this turd is fucking repulsive to begin with. It's 20 times worse when he opens his cumchute to condemn anyone right-of-center and bemoan us as being beneath the dignity of human rights. I hate this tubby little worm with every fiber of my being, and President Trump couldn't have happened to a more deserving cocksucker. There is nothing funny about him at all; he's a sullen, craven little pinko who throws a fucking CAT-5 tantrum every time someone disagrees with him. Fat fucking foaming at the mouth piece of garbage, if I were his wife, I'd fucking drop dead, too. Good god, I love what's happening to him right now. I want to make a Twitter account right now, just to push his faggot ass to suicide.
Remember when Conan was good?
It's not a complete list and it's from a site that Sup Forums despises, but this should give you a fair amount of examples:
tvtropes.org
The Liberals really want to turn America into the Hunger Games for some reason.
Yeah, I still watch it. He had better days tho.
>he watches television in 2017
>murders his wife
>still thinks he's the good guy
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She Lost :^)
who said I watched it on tv?
Then why isn't she president?
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>tfw no wife to share trophy with
:,^(
self depreciating humor was never good
"""people"""
He's become such a vile little faggot that this picture makes me happy
You'd really think those 'getting so assblasted you make an ass out of yourself for all the world to see' nights would stop when you get rich and famous.
What is that like 4 triggered trumpling threads on the front page? Guess you need a lot of damage control to deflect from what an ineffectual nincompoop he turned out to be
patton oswald has reached new levels of delusional thinking and mental gymnastics.
arlington road
Patton Oswald is the kind of guy that can have millions of dollars but will always remain an insecure faggot little manlet.
The projection on this website is hilarious sometimes
>Insanely qualified.
He reeks insecurity, and you surely know more about Patton then me, so you can make baseless assumptions based on zero information if that is your thing.
american history x
I really hope one day he wakes up in a cold sweat and realizes what a self important cliche he is. Literally hurting his own cause everytime he tweets. As a liberal I was all excited for this revolution from the left after Trump won, where everyone woke the fuck up and thought "wait, what if we're the retards? Did we have a hand in this?"
Nope. UR A SCROTUM. Haha. Gottem Patton.
>BONALD BLUMPF LE CHEETO DUSTRACIST SEXIST CREEP
>not projection
Kys sharia blue. Our website
>insanely qualified woman
>Who lost
>insanely qualified...lost the election
Something doesn't add up here! Who's the President again?
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How mentally sick you have to be to ever think about involving your kid in politics? They don't understand shit neither they care obviously.
Why not make them think for their own? Parents get shittier I swear.
pathetic post of the day.
>temper tantrum version of america
Might wanna look in the mirror and see who is throwing the tantrums
No she gets to grow up in a much more stable environment. As the daughter of some rich actor who thinks he's a political analyst. Surely she wont partake in abusive gangbangs with old men and have drug issues. Well, honestly he probably wouldnt mind the thought of his daughter being an independent woman and choosing to be a cumdumpster so I guess he wins no matter what.
>tfw he tries to indoctrinate her into his liberal mindset but she rebels and turns into a drumpf lover
He's fucked in the head
our comedians sound like kindergarteners
Nobody was convicted for the assassination of MLK
why does Patton Oswalt hang out with that A. Wyatt Mann, the guy who draws all those racist comics?
Hillary stayed with bill after he cheated on her because no one would elect a divorced woman.
Then Trump beat her.
Just imagine how suicidal she would be if she was a younger woman? She is probably content to not kill herself because her old age and epilepsy will kill her soon.
I love the fact that not only did Trump beat her but he's now her president too and she has to live with both of those thoughts every day.
Modern Day Philosophers
>great job, internet!
I dont think Ive thought this since maybe 2006. Its like hes mocking me.
Funny when you are so empty of a person that your whole identity tends toward supporting a fucking predient candidate and constantly hating on the other.
What is he thinking? That those snarky remarks will make Trumph feel bad and he won with them? I'm not even from US.
Are they still going on about that?
no, only modern day sophists
To be fair he's always been whiny about politics. He bitched incessantly about Bush and even had a bit comparing him to Darth Vader, the entire joke was basically saying Bush is evil too with no substance. Trump just seems to have pushed him over the edge.
HAHAHAHHA HE SAID A PART OF THE GENITALS
>Anti-Trump
>Calm
Pure delusional
But I'll add that he never did one bit about Obama drone bombing doctors or stripping away the privacy rights of American citizens more than any president in history or any of the other many mistakes he made because Obama was on his side. He's like a child that will bitch about literally anyone on the right because they're not on his team.
>audience clapping intensifies
I thought even the biggest Hil Shills were tired of literally hearing the same thing over and over again.
Cheeto dust.
Never heard that one.
Clever girl
>April 28
>Still bitching about the election.