Cheltenham day two

Based Matt Chapman edition

Samcro is the Irish banker sub edition

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Jaysus I really hope Samcro wins. Don't even have money on but love to see the bookies getting a pounding. A lot of people will have him in doubles too

backed a winner today lads

ive 180 on him in various bets

230 actually I miscounted

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might back another winner tomorrow lads

Is an horse an athlete?

how does horse racing still exist when you can bet on any sport

are people knowledgeable about horses and shit, or just bet on the one with the funniest name?

>are people knowledgeable about horses and shit

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horse racing is the best sport you pleb

>or just bet on the one with the funniest name?

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You need to go to some races then you will understand

Because it’s short and sweet, pure adrenaline all the way.

Posh slag on ITV would get it desu

they strap horns to them and let them run around in the city in spain

Samcro just described as a "true athlete"

Literally everything on Samcro lads

Beyond shook

>Brahma Bull

IF YA SMEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLL....

Shiteing through the eye of a needle here lads, got a bad feeling samcro isnt going to do it

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fuckin hell lads the was sprinter sacresque they way he took off at the top of the hill

Easy money, la

Samcrowinslol

just put 200 on black corton

>betting against the Irish
>betting on a female jockey

Who /Altior/ here?

The TV coverage is poor. C4 so much better

you clearly have no idea what you're talking about lmao. watch it win and then kill yourself.

birds are good jocks

I bet on Lizzie yesterday desu

>Wet Sham

what the fuck is this shite on itv, chat about the fucking racing

inb4 west ham fans invade the course

Went for Monalee lads

Dounikos e/w as well

bryony would get it

bout to turn 200 into 2000 lads

Big Jezzy Kyle

>Wimmin

Superb ride from Davy Russell

Did they say Ruby stayed down injured?

lmao

make a change for that shitehawk

>Win race
>Bloke reminds you that your mum's dead

fug

>thinking i care about 200

one of my own horses is out of god's own and i will chuck 2k on him to win the next. eat shit, peasants.

gods own is gelded you wee shite

then how do i have a horse out of him? you moron.

Chucked my £5 free bet on God's Own

>student
>limited funds to bet
>don't bet on the favourite 'cause it's terrible value

bet on every single race and won a single horse and that only covered my previous losses

if you are betting on every race you clearly have a problem. please get a handle on things.

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i am talking about the australian god's own anyway, you gobshite irish.

lmao trolled hard. i'm still backing the big boy 10 year old in the next at cheltenham though. good laff.

I meant every race in Cheltenham

I normally only bet on horses sporadically, and I'm well up over time

I don't watch reality telly, who's this dumb cunt?

i know what you meant, friendo. it's still a problem and you were only saved by a single bet. good on you for being well up though. no better feeling than winning but it feels even better when you know you studied the form and picked something against the odds. i'm only chucking some money around tonight because i too am well up for the day. but i backed my own horse today and i had a lot on it. luckily it won desu.

ruby rebroke his leg fuckkkkk

Who we got for next race? Im thinking Voix Du Reve

fixe le kap

Yea, fair, I've only been playing around with £20 since yesterday though so it's not too bad - wouldn't bet with money I couldn't afford to lose.

I know what you mean about researching it though. Won £540 on War Machine ridden by Ryan Moore at Ascot in 2015 by taking advantage of 888's triple odds on your first bet offer (maximum £10 but the original odds were 18/1). I still think watching the race was the most intense rush of my life.

William Henry, because it's being ridden by the ghost of Jim Bowen. Spooky desu

250 on god's own for a laugh and and my serious bet is 750 on william henry

stories like that are what horse racing is all about. now imagine being an owner and watching it win and multiply that feeling by x1000.

kek

Imagine that posh bird on ITV wanking you off wearing those gloves, lads

Big Willie is due a win. Max Dynamite

i can't see it but i can imagine them. is she a good sort?

You don't. You;ve been sold a crock.

crikey

holy shit took a last minute e/w punt on barra GET IN

>Francesca Cumani
>Cum

tee-hee

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Mugs game when there's 20+ runners. Big Willie got his win anyway

>british horse racing

lmaooooo

lmao. i know francesca. didn't know she was back in the uk though. i'm telling her what you said about her.

Fucking Organist

>fran this lad on Sup Forums said cum

autism

shitting yourself

THREE NIL TO THE BOYS IN GREEN

If Altior chokes now that would be hilarious

>i'm telling her what you said about her

Tell her I'll be cracking one off over her later

screencapping this and sending it to her. user will be going away for a while.

6 on the bounce la

no joke though. i will see her when she gets back. her brother trains my horses.

Marry her, what are you waiting for?

she has a fella. not my type anyway. she's super nice though. especially for a "posh bird".

>tfw no posh, horsey, jodhpur wearing gf

jdimsa

Ladbrokes got a 50/1 new customer bet on altior, good shit.

>Winnings paid in free bets

Happy to see the Irish lose here if it means the bookies get bashed.

>Altior

BASED

Made meal of that. Samcro and Altior. Bookies on suicide watch

ALtiorrrrrrrrrr yes

Douvan looked good before he fell

>On God's own

Fuck sake, made money but feel shite

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Thoughts on Josie's Choice?

*Josie's Orders

For me it's The Last Samuri

>Your Samcros, your Altiors, your Buveur D'Airs