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*blocks your path*
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job done
*logs off*

not so fast big boy

Would any of you be willing to dress up like Karen and wear a tale? I-I'll buy you lewd games.

I think that's going a bit fucking far matey
w-wow

Hey man, its nothing lewd it's just for me to look at from behind cause then you couldn't tell its a guy so it's not gay. You understand desu?

If they are wearing a tail it's going to be pretty obvious if they have a benis or not...

Sorry I'm not a massive slut
But surely you'd know it was a guy, I mean cmon that's pretty gay

y-yes but dressing up as karen is hard to do

Well, I tried. Sorry for acting too lewd.

H-how are you fellas going at this moment?

If I could passably dress up as a cute small blonde British girl I would.
I'd even do it for free.

you can hide it pretty well with your thighs

t. knower of benises

I'm good, but I have a sudden urge to find my Nintendo DS, I think it's around somewhere

I just bit my cheek. I'm crying desu.

You seem to hurt yourself a lot buddy.

Wow, you just keep finding more ways to hurt yourself, are you some kind of masochist

I just wish someone was their to patch me up, especially one starting with K
I don't enjoy pain desu.

I found my DS and it still has charge after sitting in a box for years, I think I'm going to get all comfy and play it in bed

Whatcha gonna play?

Haven't decided yet, these are all the games I found, I think there may be a couple more floating around though

B

>lego battles

Did anybody else play Worms: Forts Under Siege on PS2?
I loved that game

Balt is always filled with cute stuff, good.

That Karen is too lewd.

B

I had a lot of fun with that really shitty AoE clone
God yes, me and my mate would play multiplayer, he'd always make me swear a truce and backstab me when we'd killed most of the ai, and if I backstabbed him first he'd get all salty

Good times

Yeah m8
It was the only game my sister would play with me.

>sister
tell us more

Sounds fun.

>sister
Is she cute?

No.

No to her being cute? or no to telling us more.

what a bore!

She's not cute, you guys wouldn't be interested in her anyway, she's younger than me and already has three kids.

Now you're reminding me of both my sisters and how they think I'm weird for never talking to them aaaaaah

>three kids
oh.
tell us more

>she's younger than me and already has three kids
ahahahah
Classic west coast
Just be happy she isn't addicted to P matey

Tell us more
It says a lot when the silver lining is "at least she isn't on hard drugs"

GOOD
FUCKING
MORNING

Over time I talked to them less and less as I went on my computer in my free time and they did girly stuff together. I remember overhearing them saying I felt more like a cousin which was kinda rude. Today they're cliche "63 genders-Drumpf is a gonna do another shoah" women which make's us even more separated.

Feels bad desu

I'd probably have to do hard drugs if I had to live on the west coast.
It just comes with the territory, you're a bigger man than me.

Howdy

HOW
THE
FUCK
ARE
YA

HELLO HOW ARE YOU

I'M DYING HERE! SEND HELP

The west coast is a great place to visit.
It the towns that are fucking depressing.

Goodnight lads

Goodnight buddy.
Sleep tight.

AAAAH WHY ARE YOU DYING
Goodnight qt.

good nite, lil deviler

sent ;)

I want some KFC

Night night

KFC is bad for you though desu.

But I want some!

You're gonna have to get past me first.

...

What do you want from KFC?

heh heh

Wings and stripes!

I'm going to go have a shower and then sleep. Goodnight everyone!

Goodnight chap.
Have a good sleep.

Yum, with chips & potato & gravy?

Night night. Don't let the bed bugs bite.

>KFC
>gravy
Is it a thing in your country?

Yes.

Wow, that must be nice

Yes it's good to dip the chips in.

Friends

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What should I order from Big Gary's? They're open until 2am.

Or should I go to Burger King, whom are open all night?

WTF Russian KFC has a breakfast menu.

What is chips? Is it another word for fries?

I... What

Yes.

Take a look at the Indian KFC, and the Japanese KFC, if they have them.

the american palate

Get a Whopper with cheese, large chips & large chocolate thick shake.

It also has coupons Burger King style, last month we had a coupon for a basket just for 3$ or something like that, people literally flooded the KFC in those 4 days the deal was active

Maybe Big Gary's is the better option. It's like all other fast food chains, in one.

Order a beer with the KFC? No vodka option? Haha.

Actually a shot of vodka before lunch in KFC seems like a good idea. Beer doesn't go well with it imo

I've never heard of it
Is it a regional thing?

It's a Fish'n'Chip shop in Christchurch.

They're near the university, and they stay open super late, so they do pretty well.

You usually see large queues of drunk students in there from midnight onwards.

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>and they stay open super late
Fuck mate, I wish my local fisho stayed open late, the chink fuckers close shop at 8pm so I always had to go to maccas

They're like the only one in the area. Alternatives nearby are Pepes Mexican, McDonalds, Burger King, a few petrol stations, and Night'n'Day.

Oh, and there's the 24 hour bakery on Ferry Road, but that's across the city.

>Pepes Mexican
Now that's a rare food establishment

Can I just take a moment to discuss how fucking awful Night'n'Day is?
It has got to be the worst chain convenience store in the whole fucking world, I mean even Turkey has 7-Elevens and what do we have? Fucking shit.

We are literally below roaches.
How fucking hard is to have a chain convenience store with reasonable prices and food, every country in the world has it but no, we're just too fucking retarded to handle that.

How about we import some of those fucking vending machines from Japan and put them in the CBD, how do we manage to fuck this up when everybody else can manage it just fine.

Never been to a Night'n'Day so I can't see where you're coming from.

Hmm, yes. Oh wow! Whoops. Hmm. WOW! Yes! Yes! Mmmmmmm

Never go
It's fucking awful, even if it wasn't scam prices I still wouldn't eat the shit they sell there.

The only reason they stay in business is because drunk fucks spend money on their shit food because nothing else is open at 3am and they can't be bothered waiting in the line at maccas.
It should have a bullet put in it's brain.

How hard would it be to franchise a 7-Eleven, if you did it right you would become so fucking rich.

How has your day been matey

Woke up 5 hours ago. Currently brushing my teeth under shower. Thinking I should get a cup of coffee. Wbu

It's almost 1am and I don't feel tired so I'm kind of fucked.
I'm just coming to grips with having nothing to do all week, I can't wait until I go back to uni tbqh

At least I get my food free

Just got Burger King bois

1 x Chicken Big Value Feed $9.90
- Crispy Chicken
- Creamy Mayo Cheeseburger
- Small fries
- Small coke zero
- 3 x Chicken nuggets
2 x $1.50 Angus Beef Shot $3.00
1 x Creamy Mayo Cheeseburger $2.00

Total: $14.90 NZD

And some cheap brand Woolworths Tomato sauce

Ah yes. I sometimes get that emptiness feeling also. At least you have school to attend to keep your mind busy.

Glad that you got coke zero.

Fat Fuck, you Polynesian or some shit?
I was full after a double cheeseburger summer stunner combo, how the fuck can you eat all that shit.

Nah, I'm just super hungry. I'm not even high.

To be fair, some of this will be saved for tomorrow as well.