Hail Tesla!

Hail Tesla!

This seems faked

Who

On the one hand, that pizza appears to be on a paper. On the other that appears to be a subway train floor. Is it still edible you think?

>paper safety buffer still in place

100% salvageable za'

George?

>wagie cuckshit enjoys the fruits of its labor

Two quarters on the rhs maybe but the one on the left is gone

Wtf this is the picture I was supposed to upload

>old man yells at apple cloud

>Falling asleep on the Central Line

Enjoy your death

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I also saw this on reddit good thread op

>buying Mainstream Italian Pizza (MIP)
>not making your own with fresh ingredients

fucking Central line

Sorry, but I'd eat that pizza

krooooooaaaaaaaarkkkkkkkkk

>work hard all day
>tired from working
>get a pizza to reward yourself
>go home
>fall asleep because you're so tired
>this happens
:(

Looks like some nigger already stole a quarter of the pizza

it's Jubillee line you idiot

Its not touching the floor thts still good 'za

it's literally the Central ya mong

Is the jubilee line red? Come on now

london was so depressing place

That's the central line you fucking dog

Why nobody is raping her right there? this is fake.

add nazi armband

>za'

As someone who rides the Central Line daily, someone falling asleep and dropping their pizza is pretty tame.

>mong
>fucking dog

Is this really how bongoloids speak to each other?

Got any good stories?

How tempting would it be to caress her ass?

Central line is fine behaviour wise. The problem is it's cramped and fucking boiling hot.

Why are Londistani's so easily tricked?

Just after closing time it can get a bit nuts as it gets towards the outskirts. I can't count the number of times doped/drunk bankers have squared off in the carriage being all mouthy and having a power trip.
It's equal parts funny and a bit nervy as these pampered twats go at each other but have no real fighting experience, plus being inebriated doesn't help. I can take care of myself but getting caught in the crossfire as these pricks land on you is really annoying.

You taking the night train? I go from South Ruislip to Bank and I've never really seen anything notable.