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Loveless edition.

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Kill yourselves fucking scumbags

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Nonces OUT

The little girl is ugly

this but unironically

k1 kickboxing is the ugliest shit

this but to all the peados

peadOS, the new OS on all ipeads

no new labour, no new britain

ah yes, a "use an album title to describe your sex life" thread

err it's not noncery if she's legal in a western country

tfw

*blocks your path*

despise how anti-functional Windows 10 is

i got them shoes

wish I was a hard cunt but can't be arsed to put in the man hours

The age of consent is 13 in spain, "western country" is too vague

In britain it's also illegal if she's 16+ but acting as a younger girl

fail to see what's so special about that women

My mind just HAD to go and bring back a repressed cringe inducing memory out of nowhere.
>walking through town
>one of those Buddhist monk fellas peddling self help books approaches me
>"hello sir, you seem like a nice guy"

>"I am"

>he seems a bit surprised
>I just walk off

I said it in a real spaghetti dropping way, too.

it's not pedophilia if she pretends to be 14

shoegays is garbo

put in the boy hours beter dan nothing

sorry lad, just been confirmed that millie isn't pedo

pretty wide path in fairness

We’ve been following your internet posts for a while and believe you may be a danger to young children

You’re coming to the station

this is that future that awaits you nonces

gay cuckold porn

always genuinely curious when christians are trying to recruit people but know that if i actually engage with them then my autism will result in agreeing to show up to church

men love a conservative woman in slag gear

mate off mine was horrified when he found out what demographic is really into BLACKED

this chocolate milk too spicy

>legal in spai--

what's the plan for the weekend then lads?

the only moderately attractive woman to ""agree"" with their positions
don't forget to pay her patreon, piggies

if jews are so smart why did they get holocausted

that fucking chess musical is making me want to play chess again
(i don't want to, i was good at it as a kid and then stopped for a while, and now i'm laughably bad. not sure if it's just that adults actually try and put some thought into it but are usually shit, while a kid is basically a random number generator, or if i fucking blew what could've been a fun talent)

is £24 too much to spend on a christmas jumper

are sausage rolls acceptable breakfast food?

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pretty normal for aussie tradies

is it gay to wank with your mates if you do it under a blanket and no cocks are exposed?

always found them too dry 2bh

good post lad

deano

im having cold pizza for breakfast

>tradies
honestly might vomit knowing there's lower class peons among us

Yes. Its not gay to go back to back though

i semi regularly have pot noodle for breakfast ngl

got the post drunk anxiety lads

i regularly eat 3 greggs sausage rolls for breakfast and just learned that alone puts you at like 180% of RDA for saturates, 93% of fat and 81% of salt.

fun stuff.

Tits!

what do u do then mr fancy pants

heard they rake it in down there

People are genuinely mad to be posting this noncery under their own IP address (probably mummy and daddy’s IP address which is worse)

Nothing on the internet is truly anonymous and nothing disappears

mate and I got invited to KTV by this Brum-Chinese girl for her Scouse-Chinese classmate's birthday

she's not terribly conservative, knew a lot of country girls like her growing up in the North.
more that urban Canada has rapidly become a joke politically

reminder

that's why you have ketchup

the call centre worker smirks. his weak, lily white hands attached to his wrist as limp as a jellyfish dead on the beach click clack out the message. his typing is practiced as is his incessant appeasement to his superiors

dont ever mistakenly respond to my posts ever again.

not a nonce but always worry a bit about this because i post an unspeakable amount of absolute nonsense just to try and bait (you)s

there's just something inherently funny about implying your parents caught you dogbothering and seeing if anyone picks up on it

*repsponds anyway*

s-sorry

used to work in a call centre
hated it so much

lol

insecure rorke.

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REEEEEE
Fucking BLACK PEOPLE
Having the GALL to turn up in MY ADVERTS

How FUCKING dare they, CUNTS

feel like the only reasons i'd get a job in a call centre is either as part of investigative journalism or as part of a suicide plan where i hang myself in the management office

tesco is the worst one. why are literal muslims in a christmas ad? they don't even fucking celebrate it. absolute piss take.

would rather be a tradie or a farm worker than a pathetic and useless service economy cubicle slave.

Rasheed

just a coincidence, definitely no agenda at play there. stop noticing things stupid rorke or i'll ree at you

dont know how you came to that conclusion but alright

feel like being a prostitute is less demeaning than working customer-facing retail

wallow in misery

5%
5 FUCKING %

went out shopping with mummy this morning :3

its a deliberate ploy to trigger saps like you and cause a twitter storm, all the while keeping THEM at the front of the conversation

Im not a tradie lads and i dont work in a call centre

bmww and/or frizzy haired mulato children is the future of Britain.
embrace diversity you racist

feels more like christmas now since it's frosty out

Why is it ALWAYS an interracial couple though? Like they must actually be turning down white men auditioning for the role. What makes the producers of those ads decide it needs to be a black guy and a white woman?

purely a coincidence that all of them have shitskins in them amiright?

might hit up that new restaurant in town

pakis do celebrate christmas. just not in the way we do. they open all their rasheed shops and sell their out of date shit at inflated prices cos nowhere else is open

Doing that tomorrow with my mummy x

DONT CALL IT A COMEBACKK

some of you lot look like you have one GCSE between you (in PE)

Dunno, why would a profit-making company try to appeal to the broadest cross-section of the target market in their advertising?

If for some god forsaken reason I ever ended up in court and the site admins gave the police my entire post history I don’t think I’d be able to stop myself absolutely pissing myself, I’ve spouted some obscene nonsensical babble

It’d be one of those moments where no one gets it and you’re the only one laughing although “poo nword” being read aloud can’t not be funny

have been chuckling at this post intermittently for the last 25 minutes

went and had a look at jobs in antarctica after that lad was talking about it earlier
a surprising amount of non-science jobs in the australian division
pay+bonuses are alri as well
bet it'd be shit living there for months though, only a handful of people around you

Made a tit of myself again lastnight

First one to give me their address gets a beat down. Daddy wants to fuck rn.

in the jaws book that young ocean scientist dude fucks the coppers wife but he dies and the secret of their affair presumably with him

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one of the best choons of all time

10 downing street
london

Lol I actually saw the armed police at the manny christmas markets and was disgusted

Any slem man in?

lol