Is the Witcher 3 kino?

Is the Witcher 3 kino?

main story is garbage, especially anything involving ciri, the good stuff is the side quests and witcher jobs

The base game is like 3 season of a good show.
Then HoS is 10/10 epic kino
And B&W is great final season.

There should be a game set in this world where you start as a new witcher (fully customized) at a school of your choosing and work to become a skilled monster slayer in your own right. Having online co op so you could hunt with friends would be cool too.

No but MGSV is.

but witchers are extinct, how would it make any sense?

best written western vidya.
though that's not saying much

the porn is

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>immortal higher vampire that can literally have any bruxae or alp bitch he wants
>you end up cucking him with the love of his life
WHITE WOLF'D

White Wolf, wise Wolf.

he's wise cause that crazy bitch sex is bomb

Make it like 500 years before Witcher 3

The Velen arc >>>>>>>> the rest of the game

Perhaps set before the extinction of witchers, back when they were common?

you did pick best girl, right?

>"Alright, this is the women this higher vampire fell madly in love with. Said vampire could probably also destroy the country and is known to be incredible jealous."
>"better sleep with her, just to make sure"
What did Geralt mean by this?

That's the ending I got, but I don't remember that conversation. They were in the pub in White Orchard when I did it

That's the ending from Blood and Wine

fuckin god tier taste right there senpai let the roasties toast

Ciri >>>>>>>>>> Shani >>>>>>>> literal dog shit >>>>>>> Triss > Yennefer

Sometimes Geralt is just silly
>tfw got the ending in which sisters forgive each other
I thought it was impossible.

He knew what he was doing.

pure Sup Forumseddit kino

>best written western vidya

poland is the west?
[spolier]kill yourself[/spoiler]

Oh gooood, I'm just about to start that

HoS was amazing.

>754 hous played

please dont make me play anymore of this

But it is...

I know that feel. Good thing the Nioh DLC comes out tuesday, that should take my mind off the idea of going back for a while.

Witcher series excels at episodic storytelling.
Though I still really liked the overarching plot in the saga.

how? Poland is central Europe and Witcher is based on slavic mythology, how is that western?

Please don't call eastern Europe the 'west'.
It implies that Poles are self-hating cucks who chemically castrate little children so that they can call them ''''girls''''''

west = catholic, latin alphabet
east = orthodox, cyrilic alphabet

slavic mythology = east
lets agree that it's in between

Just finished the bloody baron's arc, felt pretty bad because he hung himself

>main story is garbage, especially anything involving ciri
jesus, opinions like this exist...kys homo, it was an amazing journey

east = japan, china, korea
west = everything inbetween russia and america

that's what he meant you dumb fucks.

It might have been if it didn't destroy Dijkstra's character.

both him and Radovid
>hype him up in the 2 games prior as some keikaku mastermind
>turn him insane in the 3rd and kill him off in a shitty sidequest
Hell, the entire 2nd act felt rush with the Wild Hunt as second class villains compared to the Bog witches and Eredin having little to no character developement whatsoever.

radovid did nothing wrong

if you played iorveth's path youd know he was always insane

in neverwinter nights you put the baby in the grinder

you're a huge faggot

you're a fucking nigger dick loving whore

Yeah, how about you start with the west from where Poland and Czechs have border with Germany and continue more west.
Calling us west is really, really insulting.

You're all wrong.

West Slavs were always culturally similar to Germanics. Calling Czechs and Poles "Eastern" is simply insulting as they both nations were always close to Western culture.

By the looks there are no differences between West Slavic people and Germans. So Witcher simply isn't Eastern, since its culture comes from West Slavs.