NEW REDLETTERMEDIA COMMENTARY TRACK

redlettermedia.bandcamp.com/track/star-wars-rogue-one-a-star-wars-story-commentary-track

IT'S LIKE BEING DEAD FOR 2 HOURS BUT YOU'RE EATING POPCORN

I CAN HANG WITH MY FRIENDS AGAIN

They mentioned they finished filming a BotW recently.

>be me
>haven't spoken to anyone in weeks
>completely alone on a bright sunday morning
>can't even get out of bed
>see this thread on my phone
>for the next 2 hours i can feel like i have friends again

wew, guess i'll be listening to this on repeat until i get sick of it

but user, you're hanging out with us right now

Don't you mean Reddit Letter Media?

how much more they gonna milk star wars?

Disney said a movie every year for the foreseeable future

so your whole life probably

Who was >?

>Why are these guys that got famous for talking extensively about Star Wars talking extensively about Star Wars?

>be me
>married
>kid wakes up crying at 6.30am Sunday morning
>wife too lazy to get up
>force my way into kids room
>change nappy and cut up some banana
>turn cartoons on
>try to sleep on couch but she keeps crawling on my face and hitting me
>wife wakes up at ten
>i crawl back into bed and fantasize about being lonely again

Can we swap places? I dont want to die alone.

have you considered joining the bros at MGTOW? it's never too late

Guess I got an excuse to watch this awful fucking flick now.

I just tipped them :)

Please just more nerdcrew.

Someone post behind the scenes videos.

that sounds just awful

and im a 27 year old virgin

>TONIGHT, ON LIFESWAP
>user is an angry, bitter loner still living with his parents!
>ANON2 is a tired, overstressed family man living with regret!

>*quick cut to a baby screaming in the distance*
>"what do you mean i can't play overwatch right now? the FUCK?"

*quick cut to an empty house*
>"... hello? anyone here? i just want my kids back"

Don't do this to me user. You know how upset I get.

>user spends all his time fucking ANON2's wife and ignoring her when she's yelling at him for not taking care of the kids
>ANON2 spends all his time shitposting and watching all of user's saved porn
kino

SWfags BTFO

If you just keep getting more and more of your favorite things, it no longer becomes special.

>be a single dad
>kid gets up at 7
>she's watching pokemon at this insanely loud volume
>knocks on my door
>wants porridge
>after breakfast just want to sleep
>hear a car coming in
>my mom's visiting, wants to see her
>rest of the visit my mom is brushing her hair and telling her to put on different clothes like some barbie doll
>hoping, begging her to take the kid out to shopping or some shit so i could just sit back and play vidya while listening to the commentary

>wish mum would come and visit to play with my kid
>she died last year of cancer

That shit's my crack. I imagine the sheer amount of ruined takes slows down the output.

better start paying attention and teach her stuff soon so she doesn't become a vapid whore when she becomes a teen, user

>imply that Rogue was somehow worse than the shit smear, VII


plinkett's the only one among them that seems to have some taste in what makes SW, SW

Making her get a part time job at 14 like I did.

>14
you gotta do more earlier, man

Some fuckers are going to have that jokey mind trick scene with Daniel Craig up their asses for the rest of their lives, aren't they?

My "review" of Reddit Letter Media

>posting in a friend simulator thread
>idolizing an aging group of youtube vloggers from Milwaukee
>he gives his real-life "friends" money every month

Rich
>an unemployed construction worker, the trick monkey fraud of the group. knows two tricks: forced laughter and becoming violent. brava, rich! brava!

Jack
>a failed viral marketer with an ugly wife and children with terrible names ('myson packard?'). he knows he's the least popular cast member and desperately tries to fit in by making fun of reddit on stream

Mike
>an over-the-hill "director" weighed down by his talentless friends. only makes "ironically bad" videos because they're immune to criticism. his latest production 'Space Cop' has exposed him as a fraud and proved a spiritual and economic disaster. he will eventually go the route of orson welles, balloon up to 500 pounds and die at the ripe age of 50.

Jesse
>the curdling definition of a parasite. ditters on her phone while the men do all the hard work. got caught buying jewelry with actual Patreon money.

Jay
>the only cast member showing any self-improvement or growth. still has a long way to go, but has already outgrown RLM.

I like how Reddit Letter Media is a company founded upon criticism, insulting and berating others and their works, but HEAVEN FORBID that anyone criticize them! They'll even ban you from their stream if they catch a whiff of dissatisfaction. It's amazing how creatively lazy the group has become. They were better when they were a starving group. Now they can sit on their fat asses, drink beer and make fart jokes while you throw money at the screen. Amazing.

love this pasta

Until it's good again, so until Disney sell the rights to someone else

You must love it if you post it I. Every RLM thread and have done so for five fucking years now.

>brava, rich! brava!
I wished I had a smug frog to post but I'm not on my old pc

I have never posted it because I don't bother saving pastas. Leave that to greater men than I.

Until they forget Black Hole was ever a thing.

;_;

based "review"poster

Disney said they hope to do it for 70 years.

Listening without watching the movie.

...

i hope they do it forever

Looks like star wars really a big deal for them. Even if they said that Rogue One is shit they still continue to shit on this film for some reason.

All reviewers should be executed.

>praise TFA, a movie legitimately worse than the prequels
>exposed so hard for shit taste they have to make 8 videos mocking Rogue One

is RLM done here?

How fucking buttblasted are these faggots

>over 2 hours of this shit

>for some reason
It's almost like they make their living producing internet videos and their Star Wars videos get them the most views.

this was pure shit.

like the bottom feeding leeches they are

>hates rogue one
>keeps making videos on it

And here you are, talking endlessly about them every day.

>makes videos for a living
>gets the most views from Star Wars videos
>makes more Star Wars videos
Wow I really don't understand

literal whores

yeah yeah it makes them the most money because star wars
>keeps bashing it
hypocritical faggots

Wait what? They're hypocrites because...?

wow these guys are so funny

And here you are, talking endlessly about little ol' me.

really? they hate rogue one because lol it has star wars stuff in it but love tfa for the same reason. Also they keep making videos on rogue one even though they hate it. They're like feminists and just can't help themselves being upset and focusing on shit that they hate.

I fucking hate Rich. I thought he was alright before. But I've grown to hate his undeserved smugness.

meant for

madman

least when you are old they will have to look after you

>they hate rogue one because lol it has star wars stuff in it but love tfa for the same reason
No, they hate Rogue One because it has no interesting or likeable characters to root for. They like TFA because it DOES have likeable characters to root for (in their opinion). They enjoyed TFA despite the fan service, not because of it.

stupid phone poster

So do you intentionally misunderstand them simply so you can bitch or are you genuinely stupid?

Jay pls

>tfw I couldn't even sit through it once

God damn it was boring. Jesus Christ.

Damn I gotta download the movie again now.

Cats in the cradle dude

>LOOK GUYS WE DONT LIKE EMPTY FANSERVICE
>LOOK HOW HARD WERE SHITTING ON ROGUE ONE
>GUYS LOOK ARE WE STILL COOL
>GUYS

I can't even imagine getting this butthurt over a simple comedy skit.

underrated

nigga i dont even like rogue one

>
>
>>wish mum would come and visit to play with my kid
>>she died last year of cancer
Sorry bro

Do you even like red letter media, or do you just watch hours of it because you hate it?

I want to listen to this but at the same time I'd rather not watch that awful movie again, is it worth it? This is the kind of time where you wish the technology to remove individual memories existed

...

classic gilchrist

>he will eventually go the route of orson welles, balloon up to 500 pounds and die at the ripe age of 50.

MWWAAAAAAAAAAAH THE STAR WARS EPISODE NINE.... MOST DISAPPOINTING MOVIE SINCE... MY SON....

>>Making her get a part time job at 14 like I did.
>tfw almost 21 and never had a job other than working for my dad

Wish my parents had done this, even just arranging a job for me would've helped get things started. Now I'm just a lonely motherfucker half-assing a mediocre degree scared to apply to a job because there's nothing to write on my resume

join the army

>>he gives his real-life "friends" money every month

90% of Sup Forums pirate all the shows and films they watch, no one here is donating to any Patreons

i just listened to it while playing vidya

its not like the RLM commentary tracks talk about the scenes very often and i remembered enough anyways.

I guess I could just have it running on my second monitor whilst playing vidya and glance over if they're referencing something

I'm gonna listen to it and i haven't seen or plan on ever seeing the movie

>Reddit Letter Media

This post broke new ground

>tfw almost 23 and never had a job for the same reasons as you but i'm also too scared to even go to college

He's gotta make a feminist analogy to get his point across, of course he's a dumb as rocks midwestern cuck who sees shit at surface level.

RLM is 2deep4me

What's the best way of dubbing this track with a copy of Rogue One?

why bother. they barely acknowledge what's on screen. It's basically a podcast

I just had it open in a tab with rogue one on another monitor

>MOST DISAPPOINTING THING SINCE...
SO PAUL MY SON

nvm I'm just going to use a ffmpeg gui to add it as a separate audio track

neeeeeeerd

So really, it's just one sad single person posting this and samefagging it in every thread?

Does this poor guy ever feel pity for himself?

It's "bravo". Brava is the female form