>filthy fat beast desperately aware that an actual fully figured female is on stage with him on LIVE tv.
>knows his ugly fucking whore wife is watching, slamming her brown taint with her "Harley" baseball bat.
>knows if he hugs christina, his wife will kill him. He will be banned from watching her and the bull for a MONTH AT LEAST.
>Quickly turns away blindly grabbing the nearest guy on stage to hug him instead, thanks god its a black bull. He feels safe again.
>Sweats as he realises he exposed his bald spot for the nation to see. He dies inside.
>leno gestures wildly attempting to distract the audience.
>Christina looks confused and sad. Her feet hurt and she has been waiting all day to say hi to the director of some of her favorite movies.
Filthy fat beast desperately aware that an actual fully figured female is on stage with him on LIVE tv
Carter Martin
David Bailey
this is pure cringekingo.
christina is so fucking hot he just couldn't handle it.
Jordan Myers
I'm still shocked by those jorts he wears always. What is this guy's even his problem?
Wyatt Walker
Hiding how fat he is. Poorly.
Nicholas Phillips
Is this some next-gen hover-handing or something? Why are guys so afraid to touch women?
James Fisher
...
Sebastian Bell
What's the expression called
Nathan Sullivan
Damn I can't find the whole video.
Caleb Russell
it's his meme, that stupid shirt and the pants
also what was the actual fucking deal with Christina there? why was he ignoring her?
Cameron Garcia
HA HAHA Kevin is sad
Sebastian Evans
thanks
Mason Robinson
He did what a true alpha male does and took notice of her and moved on. Women don't deserve to be acknowledged they are soulless sociopaths and you can see it in this womans face for a split second too, she's INFURIATED he didn't give her his full attention for being a fucking woman. She actually has to compose herself from this astounding development.
Cooper Watson
Is he jewish? Why else would he be wearing a Kippah?
Eli Adams
Jesus Christ she's looking good.
Logan Richardson
>she's INFURIATED he didn't give her his full attention for being a fucking woman
Wrong, women only use their gender as an excuse. She's infuriated because he ignored her, if she complains she will play the gender card.
Women don't care about other women, they only care about themselves.
Matthew Gray
Wait, is this recent footage? Is Christina really still that fucking hot?
Elijah Hall
>being too fat to fly
i always kek at this story.
usmagazine.com
Luke Williams
that bald spot is fucking horrid
Charles Lopez
>director of some of her favorite movies.
Is this true?
Matthew Lopez
he takes up 1/2 of this photo. what a fat fuck
Juan Taylor
christina looking so fuckable completely hides it
Kevin Ward
THICCCC
Like the perfect amount of thicc without being disgusting like Kim
Wyatt Gonzalez
Kinda pissed he's an Oilers fan desu
Lincoln Price
who knows...
Jeremiah Lewis
getting cucked live on air like that must be depressing as fuck
William Phillips
I don't care what Kevin Smith does for the rest of his life, the View Askew films are all gold. Clerks was iconic in my youth.
Ian Wilson
so was she the musical act but kevin only acknowledged the band?
Logan Foster
AHHHHHHH THIQUE FUCKING BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
Justin Fisher
...
Andrew Gonzalez
I'd X her Tina
Sebastian Diaz
poor kevin
Dylan Garcia
>autist spams this thread every day as an excuse so he can post Christina webms
Jason Taylor
...
Gabriel Robinson
>that bald spot
Bro, just shave your head. What are you doing?
Brandon Phillips
It's called the "I have such crippling insecurity that I deliberately make an ostentatious display of myself, so that whenever I look foolish, the hurt doesn't sting because I wasn't trying to take a good picture anyway."
Juan Rivera
>
Juan Hill
CLIT BROWN TAINT
Nolan Peterson
i like mallrats more than clerks hbu guys
Adrian Gray
>when your trying to get your shopping done and the paparazzi just wont leave you alone
Isaiah Foster
fuck you its hardly noticeable
Mason Fisher
even leno got in on it
Samuel Rivera
Fuuck whho's the closest pornstar look alike?
Cooper Jenkins
aj applegate for thiccness
Noah Rodriguez
Joseph Cox
...
Jonathan Bell
...
Charles Russell
It's a better movie. It took a real beating mostly because everyone thought that however good Clerks was, with a real budget and actual equipment, he'd make a blockbuster smash hit, and then got disappointed hard when they saw Mallrats. It's pretty good if you aren't expecting it to be Caddyshack or Trading Places or anything.
Brandon Morris
people will say Sup Forums isn't any worse than it was at least 2 years ago, but compare this innocent warm-hearted and funny thread compared to the 28th steve colbeert + drumpf thread of the day
Noah Turner
This, you'd have to be an absolute gaylord to focus on anything besides Christina there.
Elijah Jones
superior weight
Aiden Wright
>waaaaaaaaa don't make fun of my favorite late night jew host waa waaaaaaa
Why even come here, snowflake?
Samuel Collins
No boobs tho.
Liam Watson
anyone that says Legendtina Godguilera isn't human perfection is a stinky Britney Spears fanboy that probably has at least two twitter accounts devoted to their favorite """musician"""
Luke Long
not an argument, tourist
Nicholas Parker
he's cosplaying as comic book guy from the simpsons...ie what fat people in the 90s wore to hide their disgusting fat bodies.
Connor Bell
shes the superior tweeter
Ian Miller
Chasing Amy is his best
Andrew Cooper
Dude has lost an absurd amount of weight.
Brayden Johnson
...
Isaiah Carter
She seems like a cool person. Even in interviews throughout the years she always seemed above the press bullshit
Hudson Ross
...
Owen Gonzalez
>yfw carson daily and fred durst hit both prime britney and aguilera
Ayden Wilson
christina was hotter and more talented throughout her and britney's career
why did britney become the mega star and leave christina in the back?
white privilege? share thoughts
Jackson Martinez
>Implying thats not an alpha move, Kevin is in her head after dissing her like that.
Also...holy fuck, i would rape her if i ever get to be near her...thicc in the right way.
Jonathan Wilson
the video for baby one more time. that's it.
Adam Thomas
I wonder what the skin looks like underneath that half inch of make up
Jason Reyes
I blame pedos desu.
Ayden Roberts
christina is an introvert, she has a fucking room dedicated to videogames in her house, so once she furfilled her obligations to the label she literally did the bare minimum promo for anything.
Daniel Adams
fuuuuck
Thomas Torres
...
Jeremiah Myers
it's a fat guy thing, our legs get really warm and sweaty if fully covered and we can overheat when combined with the ultimate fat guy accessory, a large sweater/hoodie/dress shirt/sports jersey, so we like shorts, but not normal shorts because they look awful on us.
Logan Sanchez
...
Gabriel Johnson
keto diet
look it up, do it
no excuse
Oliver Roberts
>implying she isn't in her prime right now
Christopher Torres
still thicc brehs?
2 months ago
Jose Gutierrez
i once wrote a fanfic about eminem and aj from the backstreet boys crying into each others arms over xtina's song beautiful lol the 90s
Jaxson Parker
what did she mean by this?
Cameron Garcia
i like old promiscuous broads that still try to show they still have "it" but come on.
all that make up and corset dresses ain't helping.
Show pics of her in the beach actually wet and we can say she's still in her prime.
John Collins
we better mention kevin smith before the mods catch on
Brandon Sullivan
Who remembers all the gay rumors about Christina back in the day. That video where she's drooling over Jlo's ass, all those blind items telling us either she or Nelly Furtado were just about to announce their coming out.
Lucas Murphy
well shes into girls and her first husband apparently couldnt handle the 3ways with girls she would pick up in the club and the closet full of sex toys so they divorced.
Xavier Brown
What's really happening:
Christina grew up watching Kevin Smith's movies and she's a bit starstruck, having not met him before.
Easton Lee
I think it is because britney went to TRL more often and MTV had a boner for Britney and MTV would show britney more.
I remember britney videos playing constantly but christina not as often.
Nathan Myers
Are they real?
Josiah Edwards
That's a LOT of projecting. Are you a writer of sorts?
Hunter Hill
It's called the botched facelift.
Christopher Bailey
No.
If u see her early vids, she has B cup boobs
Carter Kelly
...
Landon Jones
It would kill me if her ass is plastic.
Brody Kelly
This fat pig is considered good looking in the United Flabs of America.
Jordan Stewart
She peaked decades ago
Dominic Flores
...
Adrian Rodriguez
Not that user, but can vouch for the shorts thing...
>did keto diet
>lost a lot of weight
>shorts now fit really poorly because they're loose and fabric reaches down nearly as far as a regular pair of pants would.
>had to buy a couple new pairs
Jaxson Robinson
>if
youtube.com
were you born 2005?
her ass is either padded or fake, all her highlights these days are her with nice clothing, nothing of her in a two piece or anything.
Camden Wood
...
Parker Jones
>tfw to smart to hate rack and marty
Robert Torres
>that awkward feel when the side dancers are hotter than the "star"
gimme the girl on the left
Ian Garcia
...
Michael Bell
keto is a meme diet.
you have to stay on it forever because unless you do even if you eat normally when you go off it your body all of a sudden hoards carbs and you gain all the weight back in no time flat.
Daniel White
this bitch is ugly as fuck whats going in this thread?