/NRL/ OFFICIAL GAME THREAD

Thursday
>Cronulla Sharks v St George Illawarra Dragons @ 8:05pm

Friday
>Sydney Roosters v Canterbury-Bankstown Bulldogs @ 6pm
>North Queensland Cowboys v Brisbane Broncos @ 8:05pm

Saturday
>Vodafone Warriors v Gold Coast Titans @ 3:05pm
>Penrith Panthers v South Sydney Rabbitohs @ 5:30pm
>Melbourne Storm v Wests Tigers @ 7:35pm

Sunday
>Manly Sea Eagles v Parramatta Eels @ 4:10pm
>Canberra Raiders v Newcastle Knights @ 6:30pm

All times are AEDT

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traded out my whole team lads

paul vaughan here lads, don't use my likeness for your threads

based

Just remembered the Knights dynasty unironically started lads

Dragons
Bulldogs
Cowboys
Warriors
Panthers
Tigers
Manly
Knights

>tfw your halves are all le run the ball man and you have no kicker or leader

is Paul Vaughan white?

>katoa out injured
OH NO NO NO NO NOOO

>broncos v cowboys is being marketed as a fiercely contested local derby
Hahahahaha pretty much every queenslander supports both teams. Shit atmosphere. Manly v Parra is the REAL grudge match this weekend

That's true. Also, people hyping based on previous matches are going to be incredibly disappointed when Cowboys absolutely slaughter the Broncos. The teams this year aren't even close.

Broncos will win.

Based Taumo gonna get 132 points this game captain him lads

>8:05pm

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>Michael Morgan was named in the reserves but was ruled out on Thursday. Cowboys coach Paul Green said he was "fairly confident" Morgan would be fit to play next week but it wasn't worth the risk of trotting him out against the Broncos

Do you guys reckon we could do a "big hits" sort of thing like reddit does? I know it's reddit but some of them are actually pretty funny. Have a look.

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Just posted an imgur album of epic for the win reddit posts lads

As if I needed any more reason to kill myself

How can we make reddit no longer come here

>greg eastwood dropped

FUCK

who am I going to captain now lads?

r/nrl is good for serious discussion. /nrl/ is good for the dank memes.

fuck off

Inglis retiring before the end of the season when?

based walkie

Kill yourself

he's right though

putting the big C on Rochow

Even more proof Richo > Danny

based

Things reddit hates

White people
Christians
Muslims but only if they're at that very moment anti-homosexuality
Heterosexuality
Anti-vaccine speech
Australia Day

Now you know what to post to keep them at bay

White South Africans they really hate.

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eaten 3000 calories already today lads

Just got a boner, looked at pornography, but then decided against having a wank ladies

Just remembered how to trigger reddit nrl posters with little effort lads

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Just looked through my neighbour's window and saw him with an erection and looking at hardcore gay porno lads

thursdee nite or mondee night footy lads?

for me its Monday because its something to look forward to on the worst day of the week

Thursday is better. Monday is crap.

Im just so lonely lads. Today Im stopping at the Story Bridge and jumping.

hmmmm

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cunt off

Should be two games on Friday and 3 on Saturday and sunday. Fuck Thursday off altogether

Everyone should hate "white" South Africans. They are just as bad as the niggers in their country.

Gonna do a cheeky Fortnite try celebration this weekend lads

Based Cam Smith

Magic mushrooms lad

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Never going to get the opportunity to do a cheeky Fortnite celebration because I'm going to be stuck at the Mackay Cutters or whatever shit QLD Cup team because I will never fully mentally recover from my ACL injury lads

/afl/

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Up

Gayfsmell

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Please don't post this here thankyou

Shoot yourself in the face m8.

Any of you from front row forums?

yeah mate ama

Going to Shenzhen, lads.

Eating left over pizza from last night for din dins lads

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Shit OP

So now that Dugan has learned the Fortnite healing technique he’s no longer going to get injured right?

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Why were there score updates post lockout?

what platform do these guys play on? i know manu plays on ps4. dugan seems like the kind of guy who would play it on his phone.

Because there wasn’t?

No he needs shield potions to avoid injuries. Just put it in a cruiser bottle and he would be unstoppable XD

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When Dugan was asked on the NRL twitter he referred to it as a “Playstation game”

I recorded everyone's scores on Monday night. Some people have had small changes.

There was a tiny one apparently, I got an extra point

Thinking about buying a hair clipper and taking the Statham Pill lads

god imagine having to clean up that mess

Danny, Roosterman and N went up by 6 and four people went up by 1. They've missed last touch assists before but I have no idea where the 1 point could have come from.

DRAGOATS

which poster are you? i wanna guess, gimme hints

I only post in the politics section complaining about immigration and the greens

He probably doesn't know. Probably just gets a geeky cunt next door to come hook it up and then tells him about the girls hes fucked while the geekycunt says "Wow" and "Awesome"

Based Dugs

lol that could be many

what else

Make sure you grow a beard and take the bearded shaved head pill lad. But be warned, you better be tall and have a light tan.

But I can't grow a beard.

Just the one change for me this week, Katoa out, Kenner in. Fairly common trade I'd imagine
Also leaving the Big C on based Gal tonight

At least lift and grow taller.

Lads I feel left out because I don't have a SC peem and I'm a dirty casual who don't know any of the names of players except the big ones like Jason Tatalamololo and Steve Waugh and Warnie

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based reddit moderator

Pooasslel supporter with reference to it in my pic

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tom looks a bit JUST there

I already have permastubble, but I'm too white to tan.

I don't think you are. I Think you are Spacemonkey

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As they narrated to each other their unholy adventures, their tales of terror told in words of mirth; as their uncivilized laughter forked upwards out of them, like the flames from the furnace; as to and fro, in their front, the harpooneers wildly gesticulated with their huge pronged forks and dippers; as the wind howled on, and the sea leaped, and the ship groaned and dived, and yet steadfastly shot her red hell further and further into the blackness of the sea and the night, and scornfully champed the white bone in her mouth, and viciously spat round her on all sides; then the rushing Pequod, freighted with savages, and laden with fire, and burning a corpse, and plunging into that blackness of darkness, seemed the material counterpart of her monomaniac commander's soul

Somebody post the virgin triple j apprentice getting btfo'd by the chad Triple M only worksite

Whats with the triple shit lads?

>oh wow a Southerly Buster (TM) (C) /r/sydney /r/Australia just hit! I love Sydney

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Do Dragons and Shorks fans still try to force this as a “rivalry”?

>I just couldn't imagine living anywhere else, you know? Sydney's just got such a progressive population, and all sorts of arts and venues on the weekend. I mean if you don't like that sort of thing I don't know what to tell you. I love the harbour and there's so many restaurants and cafes! It's got some of the greatest beaches too! I just love Sydney!

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>I really don't mind sharing a flat with 13 other 45 year olds. I just LOVE Sydney so much! I will never leave! It has a harbour! And a Southerly Buster! Oh my god and the immigrants over in the West who I don't ever visit, but just knowing they're there, and that we welcome them, that just makes me feel so good. Sydney yeah! And the Mardi Gras where we all have gay sex!

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Nope.

Sad thing is this loser thinks he'll get some (You)s

keen for the footy ladies, remember to put the (C) on Taumalolo

>Dude what if we just waste everyone's time and make people watch the warm ups for half an hour every week
?!?
>W-what do you mean prople are getting disinterested in the sport?

>advertises gambling to your children

Heh. Nothing personal serf.