"Who's ready for some hot cocoa and their early evening blowjob?"

>"Who's ready for some hot cocoa and their early evening blowjob?"

>"Truman, I'm weeeeeet"

"Not now! I need to figure out how to get to other side of the world so I can live on fiji by myself!"

Never seen the Truman show, was it really this lewd?

Yes

>Never seen the Truman show
user, I'm gonna be nice here...

GET THE FUCK OFF THIS BOARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

>"Have you thought about my cock today?"

>Never seen the Truman show

I once saw the last like 10-15 mins on tbs 10+years ago, sorry.

DRINK THE DONKEY SEMEN

Laura Linney's character literally gets paid to have sex with Truman and keep his mind off the idea his everyday life might be recorded....

>It's a Laura Linney convinces Truman to experiment in cucking to satisfy her sexual frustration and the whole world watches as Truman's self-respect slowly degrades over a six hour bull-session episode

Would she have really gotten pregnant with his kid or would they have used an adopted kid and pretended it was his?

My theory is that she may have gotten pregnant with her irl husband or bf (if she had one) and they would've swapped out the baby for a substitute (in case it was deformed or autistic) after she gave birth off camera.

someone break my heart please and show me a picture of what Laura Linney looks like now

This never happened.

I was thinking about this movie last night .
And here are my thoughts .
If I was Truman and KNEW that something was up and could be on a TV show that didn't want me to leave the island I was on , I would SO use that to my advantage .

"HOLY crap , I swear if that big breasted blonde over there doesn't have sex with me RIGHT NOW , I am SO going to kill myself "

Your theory is wrong, he came inside her with no condoms on a daily basis, maybe Truman was shooting blanks, but LL's character had no life outside of the show. That was her life

Dude, go watch that movie, seriously.

>with her irl husband or bf (if she had one)
When exactly was she supposed to have the time for that? Unless he was also someone on the show, she wouldn't have been able to risk leaving the house, because Truman would have noticed.

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man, for being white supremacists, you guys sure do love thinking about big black cocks taking white wives a whole lot.

>acting as if it isn't krager posting without his trip

>irl husband or bf

None of them had "a real life" anymore.

Their lives became the truman show as well. They knew knew it.

Which almost makes it worse, honestly. The film should have focused on how Marlon and the rest knowingly gave up their real lives to live in a fake one.

What if the kid died or was a retard though? There's no way Ed Harris would risk that.

Considering she had her fingers crossed when she married him, it was apparent she wasn't taking it that seriously. I assumed all the actors frequently made up reasons for leaving town like visiting family, which was actually just them taking a break from their job. I acknowledge it's headcanon.

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>it's a Truman tries to solicit gay sex at a local truckstop episode

>Truman get close to his wife and whispers where the microphones can't hear
>"if you don't strip naked right now, lube up your asshole and spread those cheeks on the kitchen counter I am going to divorce you and get you fired from the show."

>made up reasons for leaving town

Nope. If Ed Harris made one thing clear, it was that no character should ever leave or talk about leaving Seahaven.

First time here tumblreddit?

My problem with the idea the actors never left is that logically nobody would sign up to do it especially for a long-term character like his wife. They'd be just as much prisoners as Truman without any of the benefits.

>2016

the right girl won, twice.

>I assumed all the actors frequently made up reasons for leaving town like visiting family, which was actually just them taking a break from their job. I acknowledge it's headcanon
I'm fairly certain this is canon.

Although only his wife, best friend, and his parents when he was younger would have things be difficult.
Everyone at his office works a regular 9-5 like Truman and everyone else only has to be on when he is around. His wife is basically off work whenever Truman is at work and his friend is more of an on call worker.

Except that was why they took vacations, so they could take breaks from the show and it's clear they orchestrated things so they could take breaks and keep him occupied.

That's exactly what I was saying in my first post.

Was she a prostitute?

the most effective way to do it would be to hire identical twins for every major role, that way they they can alternate shifts and each can still have a life outside the show.

It was pretty clear she didn't want to fuck him so yeah.

>there were literally identical twins who were both stuck in the show

Was Ed Harris a mad man?

I honestly think The Truman show is one of the most fucked up movies I've seen. Just the concept of Truman's whole life being planned and watched. Shit is twisted.

>its the "Truman begins an affair with the 8 year old girl next door" episode

>Truman never leaves any room for error and there's no chance for anyone to catch him that won't shatter the illusion and the world just has to watch and hope he slips up

What the fuck are you guys talking about.

None of this happened in the movie

>He never saw the episode where Truman starts to practice self bondage and the whole cast has to pretend those rashes are coming from his bedsheets

someone please do the faceapp thing on alfred to make him smile in this picture

kind regards

>it's a newfag episode

They made a TV series?

I got triples though

>I saw my dead Dad earlier in the street, I swear to god!

>" Truman, can you help me clean my pussy with your tongue? We can talk about that homeless person you saw later"

>that episode where Truman cancels dinner plans with the neighbors and spends 4 hours reading magazines in his basement while smelling his own farts
When it aired I hated it but looking back it was one of the best episodes

W-what? Did this seriously happen?