Describe the daily routine of the poster and flag above you

Describe the daily routine of the poster and flag above you

>get up
>go shitposting
>???
>no profit because everybody hates you

>Be Hans
>Call to prayer wakes you up
>Brush teeth
>Breakfast, can't eat porn
>Remissness about destroying Europe
>Go work your menial office job
>Come home to a Chad Austrian bull and your gf
>Post on Sup Forums about how bad nationalism is
>Cry yourself to sleep

>be Justin
>wake up to the sound of your white neighbours being evicted in favor of a muslim family
>they can't protest or they'll be thrown in jail for hate speech
>watch jordan peterson lectures
>ruin every thread possible on Sup Forums
>bathe in maple syrup

>be Ben Goldsteinberg
>wake up under rubble, a Palestinian blew up your apartment building
>eat unleavened crackers for breakfast
>throw up
>see a Palestinian on the way to work
>Questioned by mossad for glancing at the goyim
>get stabbed in the meantime
>mossad agents instantly shoot the perpetrator, give you his skin as a tourniquet
>arrive at Shekelberg Finance HQ
>blown up by a missile from Gaza

>be Michael
>drag my goblin ass out of the bed at 5am
>shart
>drive 7 hours to work thats 600m from my house
>get fired bc my skin isnt dark enough
>shart
>go home
>car stalls half way home
>try walking
>both knees snap from being 200kg over weight
>shart
>nigger shows up and shoots me
>spic shows up and stabs me
>FBI shows up and arrests me for hate crime
>dodge 30 year jail sentence by dying bc i dont have health insurance

>Be stereotypical Estonian name
>Wake up to the pungent smell of my vodka distillery
>Fap to anime
>Leave commieblock to go to work for Vlad the Russian
>Tracksuit wearing gentlemen approach me and rob me again
>Jokes on them I didn't have any money anyways
>Walk back home
>In a blind rage of Vodka and amphetamines beat my girlfriend for spilling the only food we can afford, stew
>To unwind I decide to check out Sup Forums
>Wait for 20 minutes for my dial up connection
>Post pictures of cute finnish boys on the internet and swear I hate them
>Pass out from another 26 oz bottle of home made vodka

>Be Estonian
>Wake up to loud Russians banging on bins outside
>Get in 1990 Soviet car to drive to work
>Highway blocked by some faggots holding hands
>Go home to spend day drinking instead

Heres where you are wrong:

>estonia has shit internet
Nah, we have forest wifi, remember? I pay 10 euros for 150mbit connection
>work for russians
Lol thats like saying "work for tyrone". Russians are like niggers here, they dont own business, they are unemployed or blue collar workers
>we hate finns
Nah, we like finns

Heres where you are right:
>alcohol problem
>drug problem
>abusing women

...

>be estonian
>get butthurt over a joke thread

>wake up
>collect shekels
>trigger the far-right just by existing
>go to sleep

>Be Pedro
>Wake up
>Shimmy along thin ass border to go to bathroom
>Shimmy back along to bedroom
>Harddayswork
>Go back to sleep

>be Pablo
>wake up early morning by his girlfriend getting fucked by a black colombian immigrant
>complain on how other countries of south america aren't white specially Argentina
>work for 12 hours everyday to pay reparations for amerinndians
>fight his way back home in a jaguar infested street
>can't sleep well at night because of daily xaman rituals on the neighborhood cementary.

>Be Chilean
>Wake up to Suavemente by Elvis crespo blaring as an alarm clock
>Your twelve cousins all named Juan suggest instead of going to work today you sell cocaine to the gringo tourists
>Spontaneous laughter from you and the Juans at the word "Work"
>Go to "work" in the gold mines
>Get trapped
>It's cool because we have a communal donkey down here to take turns with
>Finally get rescued
>Go home to your wife Maria and your 8 children all named Juan or Maria
>Eat tacos and do a lot of cocaine
>Tuck yourself in an repeat the next day

I like to inform people. Im fine about making jokes of things that are correct

Also gas yourself jew

>wake up, remove kevlar pajamas and un load RPG-7 that sits on nightstand
> scour international online immigration sites
>check security footage from previous night
>run serpentine to armored suv
>housing subdivision is literal armed compound with fully armed private security doing infantry patrols

can't handle the bants, I see

>wake up
>get shot

Uh...

>sleep in a tube
>get squeezed out
>clean someone's teeth

Have you been here? You know it too well

>Be Mikael
>Wake up at 5AM to pracitce formula 1
>Get passed by Mongols on horses
>Drink
>Fight Russians
>Speak gibberish
>Steal booze
>Sleep

What can i say, i really really hate jews

>>watch jordan peterson lectures

No one actually does it

...

>Be south african
>wake up in a ravaged land
>wake up to work for the ones who opresses his people
>tries to befriend them and ends up treated as a inferior being
>in the way see the ruins of what was once a great empire
>tries to sleep and remember that his ancestors brought this to themselves by repenting abou their criminal acts and working towards being better human beings
>go to Sup Forums and pretend that everything is ok

he gets like 60k a month on patreon, I think some people do

>be David
>wake up at 6:66 AM
>kill some Palestinean kids, because you killed Jordan babies yesterday
>take a breakfast
>go to your job
>profit

>wake up
>pick oranges all day
>come home at 23:59
>work again at 3am
>rinse and repeat

change oranges for apples or lemons and it will be legit