Do you not like popcorn? I haven't eaten a pice in years because I hate it so much. I can't stand the smell of it either

Do you not like popcorn? I haven't eaten a pice in years because I hate it so much. I can't stand the smell of it either

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Yeah, i'm not a big fan. It's good for a handful or two, then it's a chore. It is absolutely vile to hear disgusting people masticating during a film.

holy shit, fucking pleb as hell

I eat popcorn a couple nights a week, I cook it on the stove top using oil. It's really the best way to cook it. I used to have an air popper, but when it broke, it forced me to learn the stove top method, and the smell and taste far exceed the movie theatre. It's the perfect movie snack. A Coca Cola is the ideal liquid candy accompaniment.

isn't it great when a piece of the shell crap gets stuck between your tooth and gums? boy I sure love popcorn.

I call it poopcorn but I never say that out loud

Try some popped corn instead, you might find you like it. Even better out of an egg.

but you don't actually "call" it that when you never say it out loud

I say it in my head if someone heard me they would think I'm weird. You have to hide your true thoughts from normalfags they're always eager to attack you

Popcorn is disgusting and shell casing of the kernels always get stuck in my gums

I don't even eat the popcorn I just carefully slide bits of shell between my teeth

i've always thought it's like eating styrofoam

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Anyone ever try that Cheetos popcorn? Tastes so good

what oil ? salt ?

How to stove popcorn.

t. snack plebian

Go eat another bag of doritos.

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1/2 cup popcorn, whatever oil and salt you want. Put it in the stove and turn the crank until it stops popping.

what's wrong with you

Step 1.) Get a big pot with a lid

Step 2.) Put butter flavored coconut oil in the pot. You need enough oil for the kernels to be 75% submerged in oil. (or regular canola/peanut/vegetable oil)

Step 3.) Put on med-high heat

Step 4.) Let the oil get hot (don't let the oil smoke, where there's smoke, there's soon fire)

Step 5.) Put the kernels in the oil

Step 6.) Wait about 60-90 seconds, shaking the pot occasionally

Step 7.) Turn off heat 1/2 - 3/4 way through popping

Step 8.) When it stops popping, you're done

It's totally worth the tiny amount of effort it takes to make. Not hard at all once you get the hang of it. Plus it has a unique taste you can't get from a microwave or air-popper, it's like a roasted corn taste.

*tip fedora*

Not the movie theater type, that's too fucking sweet for me. I like homemade, maybe with some vanilla essence, but not too sweet.

Popcorn is awful, especially when one of those kernel remains stuck deep between your gums and teeth

you're just a jealous faggot who has never tasted good popcorn

people say it like this happens every time

I gobble down a large popcorn and a free refill at every outing, and this happens to me like once a year, and I see a movie like every other week in theater

There was nothing fedora-tier about that post, faggot.

popcornopolis nearly naked master race

No, popcorn will give you lung disease + it also sucks ass and is a pleb snack

>popcorn will give you lung disease
FALSE

I like popcorn, but only theater popcorn is great.

Microwave is OK.

Only true in extremely rare circumstances. You have to work in a popcorn factory or be microwaving it every day and deeply inhaling the fumes.

*tip fedora*

>coconut oil
You know I've always noticed movie theater popcorn makes me extremely sluggish and tired. After I return I take a nap and wake up feeling horrible.

Home made popcorn never did this to me, not even microwave bagged popcorn. But one time I cooked homemade popcorn with coconut oil, and I had the name reaction and felt like shit.

Anyone else experience something similar? Maybe Im allergic to coconut oil?

gotta use this shit

coconut oil does that because its fattening as hell, even by cooking oil standards.

Don't forget to top it all off with Flavacol™ after you add the kernels to the oil.

wtf is flavacol

>eating the flavajew

It's the salt that movie theaters use. It has 2740mg of sodium per tsp.

something no human should ever consume and why there should be laws against how much fucking sodium should be put in foods.

Whenever I eat popcorn I'm picking shards of the kernel skins out of my asshole for days afterwards. Had to give it up altogether.

i don't care for it unless it's the white cheddar corn puffs from trader joe's

>I only eat shitty popcorn
nice post, really added to the discussion

sounds painful

Seriously though, don't try this. I got thrown out of the theatre before the pot was even halfway filled.

Wut

What? Cooking oil is all literally liquid fat.

Coconut oil is a lot more saturated fat than others though.

kill yourself newfag

If you were allergic to it you would have a more violent reaction like anaphylaxis, in which case you should be tested for tree nut allergy. You're probably just reacting to coconut oil's obscenely high saturated fat content combined with the horrific movie theater salt anons have mentioned. You ingested a shitload of fat and sodium and its even worse if you wash it all down with a huge sugary soda.