Media tries to destroy Alex Jones

>Media tries to destroy Alex Jones
>He is so inherently loveable that airing him has the opposite effect
>People see the clips meant to mock him, realize he's speaking honestly and truthfully, and become fans
>"See guys? He's so stupid, r-right? Guys come back!"

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Personally I blame the homosexual frog people.

How can he be trusted by strangers when he can't even be trusted to keep his own children?

Alex Jones is the biggest Trump apologist of all time. Trump would start WWIII and Alex would still be riding his dick.

He exists to make the horrible truths of modern reality look utterly ridiculous by spouting them in the same breath as fluoridation based mind control and chemtrails.

hes also not related to television or film

Dumb frog poster. The frogs are homosexual, but the people are fish people.

There is a conspiracy going around that his kids don't even exist.

>there are people out there that are so deluded they believe this

Sup Forums is three doors down, shill.

>not related to television or film
He was in A Scanner Darkly and Armageddon. Can't be much more related to film than this

>He is so inherently loveable that airing him has the opposite effect
>People see the clips meant to mock him, realize he's speaking honestly and truthfully, and become fans
delusion

they're crisis actors

the media lost all of their credibility, they are never getting it back.

Infowars had no credibility to lose in the first place

>People see the clips meant to mock him, realize he's speaking honestly and truthfully, and become fans

So where does the disillusionment come in when he starts claiming it's all just an act?

Reminder that their are people on this very board who believe in this shit. youtube.com/watch?v=TzNeg9D-EZ4

I stumbled upon some InfoWars videos during the lowest point in my beta NEET life. I was 22, addicted to vidya, living in my parents' basement with very little ambition. Each day was the same routine: wake up, browse chans, fap, play vidya, fap, browse chans while eating tendies, fap some more, sleep, repeat.

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But the physical changes were nothing compared to the mental and behavioral changes. I was sharper, clearer, more aggressive, more animalistic. I immediately took control of my surroundings. Within a week, I had fought my father for "control" of the house, bested him, and humiliated him in front of my mom and sister.

I also claimed both of the women in the home (my mom and younger sister) for myself... I pounced on each of them, went balls deep, and didn't stop until I'd deposited a virile, piping hot load of MAN CUM into their bellies. They now feed me, pamper me, and do anything I ask them to do. Like natural concubines, they fear me, resent me, respect me, and adore me all at once.

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Try it. You won't be disappointed

Hello shill

Media status: BTFO
Human animal chimera status: Immense pain

This video always make me cry in laughter.
The sad way he is telling that tale and how he suddenly goes "WE ARE SCREWED PEOPLE YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?"

this isn't tv. back to Sup Forums you go. have fun in your echo chamber.

You may not believe this, but its true. /x/ is 4 doors over, dum dum.

>inherently loveable
>Alex Jones

Really though?

>People see the clips meant to mock him, realize he's speaking honestly and truthfully

the shills are growing stupider

>>People see the clips meant to mock him, realize he's speaking honestly and truthfully, and become fans

Why don't you post that clip?

The guy is a walking source of laughs honestly.

>See this thread, recognise the same replies.
>Check date.

Is this the same garbage or are they all bots?

Laughing at though. Not laughing with.

Alex Jones is a god and 10x smarter than all the other alt-right ecelebs that have popped up over the last couple of years.

>/x/ is 4 doors over
what the fuck does that have to do with the post you replied to?
Sup Forums has melted your brain, retard

youtube.com/watch?v=34dJ7nheBaw
I'm a firm believer in this one desu

He's legitimately funnier and more entertaining to watch than any currently working stand up comedian or tv host, just because he actually seems really passionate about all of his funny theories.

that's not what lovable means

Alex Jones has just realized the eternal perennial truth that everything of this world is just a meme and all of our Human pretensions are contemptible and petty.

You can believe anything you want to if you really try and Alex has decided to believe in the most entertaining shit imaginable.

A true prophet of the post ironic non ironic meme age.

his show is none stop drama i stop listing it never ends with him always something new and trying to sell you shit pills that dont do anything. i have bought them i feel no different. his job is to get ratings nothing more

>that fucking printout of a youtube video screenshot

>inherently loveable
I actually, literally stopped reading after encountering this phrase.

I don't even hate people that watch Alex Jones like I do people who like Fox News or Huffington Post or any other hyperpartisan shitshow. I pity InfoWars fans, because Alex Jones is a charlatan snake oil saleman who has made himself a millionaire off of the uneducated and sometimes poor by proclaiming to tell them WHAT *THEY* DON'T WANT YOU TO KNOW!!! All while he shills his products to his depressingly loyal fanbase.

The fact that Alex Jones succeeds in an era where information is ubiquitous just shows how far we've fallen in terms of education and even morality. I don't actually blame Alex Jones, because people like him have existed since the dawn of man. For instance the Duke and the King are dead ringers for Alex Jones in Mark Twin's Huckleberry Finn, and that was ~150 years ago. I just kind of hoped that we had wised up since the days when most people couldn't read.

Oh well, thanks for reading. you can now call me a cuck or a kike or a shill, or whatever kids say nowadays.

Wrong. Hes been very critical of Trump especially after the syria thing and his stance on assange

>George Costanza bodytype

I don't laugh at him, just at the shit he says and the way he says things.

>BAWW KIDS DESE DAY DON'T READ ELEMENTARY SCHOOL FICTION I AM SO SUPERIOR

Who are you quoting?

>alex jones is inherently lovable

Highly likely the OP of this posts r/the_donald

What has alex jones reported on lately that was false?

...

>r/the_donald
Spelling it like that is the same as telling us youre from reddit too

I don't watch him but just from this thread
youtube.com/watch?v=TzNeg9D-EZ4

And of course he apologized for lying about PizzaGate

And here's a link that was literally 1 google search with times he lied, complete with video links:
wideshut.co.uk/8-times-alex-jones-completely-misled-audience/

you forgot the part where he said he was a performance artist when he got sued

>reddit
t. r*dditor

Nothing. He's always right

m.youtube.com/watch?v=ln-kbhNgAGM

Like him or not you cant deny hes a trooper. Imagine going through all the shit hes going through right now (chobani lawsuit, divorce made public, google demonitizing him and taking away his advertising, late night running hitpieces on him every night, etc) yet he still comes out to the public and faces it all like a man. If that doesnt earn your respect youre a cunt.

Wasn't he diagnosed with narcissistic personality disorder? It kinda makes sense

Enlighten me friend, I'm wondering what someone sees in Alex Jones. Like how old are you, and why do you trust him? What has he done to earn your trust, and how would you recommend him to someone like me who just doesn't get it?

I'm 29 and his popularity just baffles me. We used to troll his show back in 2006 when I first came to this shithole. It boggles my mind that he actually has a following here, when before he was the stereotypical insane conspiracy-theorist only followed by old people and off-the-grid survivalists. WTF changed?

His family court proceedings is the funniest shit I've ever seen

>I ate a big bowl of chili so I forgot my kids names
>I smoke kush once a year to test out the strength
>btw George (((Soros))) is making the weed stronger
>nooo that's not the real me, Im not retarded
>on my show Im merely pretending
Here is a 100% real re-enactement of the closing statements

soundcloud.com/chapo-trap-house/episode-101-teaser-the-peoples-court-of-alex-jones

Pretty sure the media shredded his career before it even started.

hahahahahah...how do you people can believe this in your face faggotry...hahahaahha

Wtf is that edited video proof of? Human-animal chimearas have existed for long time, and hes just saying what somebody sypposedly told him.

He never lied about pizzagate either, he apologized to the owner for bringing so much negative attention towards his business because he reported on it

And then you googled something, and the link is total bullshit which you probably didnt even read.

If he's really so discredited why are you having such a tough time? Maybe youre stupid or arguing based how you feel?

>Sandy Hook was an inside job


literally what the fuck?

How does that make sense? And no he wasnt officially, unless you believe buzzfeed

>Like him or not you cant deny hes a trooper
>blaming literally everything and everyone else for everything bad

I'm going to have to have disagree with you and deny that Alex Jones isn't a trooper. The best I can do is call him 'determined' but only if I can include the caveat "just because you can doesn't mean you should."

>>I ate a big bowl of chili so I forgot my kids names
>>I smoke kush once a year to test out the strength
>>btw George (((Soros))) is making the weed stronger
>>nooo that's not the real me, Im not retarded
>>on my show Im merely pretending


Just for the sake of clarity all of these meme arrow things are things that Alex actually said in court. Btw he lost custody of his children and has to pay mad alimony now

>unless you believe buzzfeed
So they are just making shit up?

I don't totally trust him, he just reports on a lot of stuff other sites don't properly report on. And he's open about his bias, unlike CNN etc who claim to be "objectively" reporting the facts and not be taking sides. You know you can read info wars articles and watch their videos without believing everything jones says and reading nothing else right? Obviously he has some idiotic followers, all news sites do.

most of the show is alex jones is under attack not what is going on in the usa.

>lately
He also never claimed it was an inside job. He reported on all this kind of stuff and then in his final statement he said he wasnt completley sure.

Essentially yes. They could get some random idiot with a degree saying "ya he exhibits the signs". Or take somethingsaid in court and twist it out of context. Try thinking critically.

What the hell is this?

okay never mind that I dont listen to his news, what's your opinion on this stuff

Chapo trap house

fun podcast with cool people making fun of libs and establishement figures

>Try thinking critically

Jones does good impersonations.

Wow, stellar argument, you fucking idiot

>Human-animal chimearas have existed for long time
What??? Did you graduate high school?

>He never lied about pizzagate either
He sure didn't tell the truth about it! Your fellow Alex Jones enthusiast who barged in with a rifle didn't find anything either

>and then you googled something, and the link is total bullshit
You're going to have to do better than calling something 'bullshit.' Did he or did he not say “Cash machines are failing in Britain and now other European countries. They’re finding large amounts of explosives in France … We’re seeing the New World Order really come out in full force. More wars than the past 50 years are going on right now!”
...and did that actually happen?


>If he's really so discredited why are you having such a tough time?
Tough time? I found all of my evidence with literally 90 seconds of searching. It's not a 'tough time' if I post something and you call it 'bullshit' lol


Why don't you tell me SPECIFICALLY what's bullshit about it?
And please for the love of God show me proof of a chimera. Like, I've spent years in a lab and that's just not possible. I can explain why if you can't provide any factual evidence of such a thing existing?

I think arguing with one of those people for too long leads to insanity, just a heads up

You realize thats totally fake right? Thats not even him speaking and the judge was a lady and he has a lawyer

>Alex Jones cultist calling someone else an idiot

Dubs of truth, you must be right

I'm GTFO of here and going running

What did he lie about in pizzagate then? All he was doing was reporting what people were saying.

Not sure what you meant about chimearas, they exist and he is correct.

The thing you had to find through google is bullshit. "Mislead his audience" ok? Literally everyone does that

uhh, yeah its a joke

So all the media reports reporting that a witness in the court said he was formally diagnosed with narcissistic personality disordered are all just lies because you are able to "think critically"?

youtube.com/watch?v=UkRY_kA2Aaw

>cultist
Because I dont think hes wrong about everything? You're an idiot, post more shitty reaction pics to cover it up

What compels you to defend him user? Further, what compels you to believe anything he says at all? Why do you want to believe him so bad?

keep raging like your brain-damaged idol friendo

Sounds like you've been sucking up too much media propaganda. Alex Jones admits he is an entertainer.

youtube.com/watch?v=KgREVykFKXg

>I'M JUST ENTERTAINING
yeah the same cop-out Jon Stewart used, that jon stewart you probably called a cuck or jew zionist before

What compels you to believe any news site? He was right about the polls being innacurate, he was right about clintons campaign colluding with msm, he was right aboud the cia being able to spay on you through tvs, all while everyone saying he was wrong. As I've said, I dont just believe everything he says, but I can read an article and consider what it's saying.

You sound like a faggot btw

Alex Jones triggers faggots. That is good enough for me.

>raging
Yup, you're an idiot

I never said it was lies, butbit sounds like bullshit. Msm reporting that somebody said something about Alex Jones. Wow, he must have npd

nice knowyourmeme filename fellow memer xD

>y-yeah but you probably did X

I probably did? All you know about me is that post.

If alex jones is so discredited where is all the evidence?

He was definitively right when he went on JRE saying that that the key to his success, like all other alternative news outlets and famous e-celebs, is knowing how to be straight forward and open, which is why online media is beating out television by miles. The stuff that happened to Pewdiepie recently has been happening to him for years. And just like Pewdiepie, he knows how to turn false media coverage of his material in his favor.

If a news organization says something about someone, people can now see if it's true or not for themselves.

>You sound like a faggot btw
Why did my questions upset you, user? I just wanna know more about you...
>tfw u can't ask people questions nemore without getting called names

He's been 'predicting' the collapse of USA, the economy, civil war, terror attacks you fucking name it, for years now. He's a bit like those psychics claiming to speak with the dead by using cold reading. Throw enough shit out and something will stick in the end.

youtube.com/watch?v=ZwURLwd8pEA

>loses kids

LMAO

>What did he lie about in pizzagate then? All he was doing was reporting what people were saying.
???? He's literally crying

>"Mislead his audience" ok? Literally everyone does that
No, everyone does not do that. Newspapers and new outlets occasionally send out "retractions" because mistakes happen and reporters are human. They are almost never required to apologize because they deluded some idiot with a rifle into acting on something that was bullshit.


>Not sure what you meant about [human-animal] chimearas, they exist and he is correct.
No. They. Don't. And no he is not correct.

Do you actually not understand how science works? Hybridization in animals is very rare, and only occurs between very closely-related species. Even if those organisms survive to term (even rarer) they are almost always sterile.
Horse + donkey = mule (sterile)
Tiger + lion = liger (almost always sterile)

So the only animal humans could hybridize with are apes, and no one has done that (thank god).

There has never been a successful human-animal hybrid? Why?
Because they have to have the right number of chromosomes, shape/size of chromosomes, the right sex chromosomes, etc. It's like combining a Java program with a HTML file and expecting it to run. It just doesn't work

Seriously. Show me proof of such a thing, or admit you're wrong.

Because your questions are stupid and patronizing and arent going anywhere

Lack of evidence doesn't equal completely true facts... even I know that.

YOU SURE SHOWED ME!!!!!!