/HEEM/

03/17 - UFC Fight Night: Werdum vs. Volkov
03/10 - ACB 83: Brazil
03/24 - ONE Championship: Nguyen vs. Fernandes
03/24 - Cage Warriors 92: Wood vs. Iovine
03/24 - Invicta FC 28: Jandiroba vs. Morandin
04/07 - UFC 223 : Ferguson vs. Nurmagomedov
04/13 - Bellator 197: Primus vs. Chandler
04/14 - KSW 43: Janikowski vs. Bahati
04/14 - UFC Fight Night: Gaethje vs. Poirier
04/21 - UFC Fight Night: Barboza vs. Lee
04/28 - Bellator 198: Fedor vs. Mir
05/06 - RIZIN FF 10
05/12 - Bellator 199: Bader vs. King Mo

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Brendan Peter Schaub is better than you. Get over it.

prime schaub would get heem'd by jared rosholt

Oh man I for sure disagree. Are you up late or up early my guy? It’s almost 5:30 and that means it is time to trane.

2:30 here, it would seem there are no longer fitefans on heem.com. Favorite KO of the year?

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Bappybapbapbapboobaloop Scooberdoopdoop

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Our boy Dr. Wyman is saying Jan doesn’t have a chance and is getting mad at Connor for saying he does. I hope Pat “Rockhold has elite hands” Wyman gets btfo again

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Stephens vs Choi was good. Jeremy has had a good year. 2 heems in maineventd in the first quarter.

i think stephens beats aldo but loses to holloway/ortega

Stephens is so spicy

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If Aldo comes in like he did at 200 against Frankie he could decision Jeremy pretty easily I think. If Aldo comes in to bang he will get heemd, but I am pretty sure he would fight evasively. Stephens can walk through punches to try to get people to the cage like he did to Choi, but he isn’t good enough at cage cutting to force Aldo to bang.

>another day of Schaub k-k-killing the game
>another day of you crying on the bench like a bitter bum

he didn't fucking move...
hard to tell what kind of aldo will show up, i think stephens wins by ko. Jeremy's cardio will hold up

let's be honest schaub is not very good. In fact he hasn't been very good at anything at all in his life.

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Don't be a cheeto fingered h8r my man. Avoid shambles at all costs.

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#4 ranked Strawweight and probable next title contender Karolina Kowalkiewicz

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Everytime you focus your energy on h8ing it is energy you could be using to better yourselves. If you want tO be in Schaubs level you’ll have to bring yourselves up. You can’t bring Brendan down. Schaub bless bros.

Another day of viral marketing disguised as shitposting

“Get busy gadooshing or get busy losing” -Brendan P. Schaub, father of Tiger Schaub

o for sure B proteges are a beast 100% my man. Max Holloway's goal in mma was to get on my level

Bubont Sprout

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How can people think a guy who lost to Charles Oliveira is gonna beat punished Aldo

>yfw you lose to a fluke

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Is Barnabas Schwanhild a good fighter?

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>Hating on Bruffle Schluff
For sure don't be doing that, my man.

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yoel is homo

Bird Poop is an excellent snickers sommelier, my guy, unparalleled shoe sole tasting skills.

i keep seeing numerous of my oc's in heem threads and that's a good thing

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Post Max with the small mouth

>heem is on topic talking about best KO of the year
>h8rs derail the thread out of jealousy
Sad! This happens everytime.

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Favourite Bangin Stubbs fight? Favourite Bomplewort Scab epic standup comedy joke?

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Cultivated Khabib

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Romero's podcast made me realize how dumb joey and specially joe really are.
Romero is too intelligent for the ufc

>methodology
>colleges
should have been Yoel's og translator

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prime schaub would heem ngannpu, stipioc and bork lesner in that order

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Brentwood Schaumburg is a can for sure

one hunert percent my guy

Maybe we should just let heem die for a while and start over in a few months

I know your intentions might be good, but careful how you post your generals OP you might get banned for being too helpful.

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does sean omalley smoke marijuana

100% a KO legend, my dude, some of the best heems in history were thanks to him.

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>90% of /heem/ is now just people schaubposting

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i think you'd be surprised

>Wanting to post in a post shaubpost /heem/
Its a Schaub post Schaub world, my guy.

remember when schaub spammer was hated more than the scat spammer

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The greatest.

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based cruz, does joe mutter out "you're wrong" right before anik steps in?
>streamable.com/08kc9

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thats how the last civs have worked

Coral Springs trained them to do it with infinite (You)s. Now they're just carrying on like Pavlov's dog

>missing your daily dose of brapadoo splab
Kick rocks, nerd.

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bisbyposting was comfy

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I was clawing at my face while Joe was going on about that for the eleventy billionth time. Based Cruz telling him to stfu

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1st of all, there's no such thing as "lat night karate" on ESPN and there never was, and

B)it's a bit rich for Cruz to go off on Joe for talking about elbows when he wouldnt shut up about underhooks for an entire PPV

bisping would heem prime romero(in his 20s)

>Implying it was just one PPV
As soon as a fight goes against the cage he will talk about underhooks for the rest of the fight.

kek while bisping was in and out of kickboxing and a fighting career Yoel Romero was winning silver and gold medals for wrestling.

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t. hooklets

did you see yoels first fight with zero mma training

watchout bas!

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Me in the back.

which ufc fighters have never used PEDs?

Jon Jones

>robbie lawler
>stipe miocic
>michael bisking
>dominic cruz
>dustin hazlett

>robbie lawler
KEKno

Robbie Lawler is as clean as it gets, his most dominant run was during the USADA era.

Bongle Squiff

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Biffeldof Sebbel

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Brondo Spaeb

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holy shit you cant be this dumb

Only for jesus

Only gsp

Prime schaub would get heemed by tank abbot

Jon Jones
Rose Namajunas

that's literally it

Fabrício Werdum vs. Alexander Volkov
Jimi Manuwa vs. Jan Blachowicz
Tom Duquesnoy vs. Terrion Ware
Leon Edwards vs. Peter Sobotta
Jack Marshman vs. Brad Scott
Kajan Johnson vs. Stevie Ray

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Fabricio Werdum vs. Alexander Volkov
Jimi Manuwa vs. Jan Blachowicz
Tom Duquesnoy vs. Terrion Ware
Leon Edwards vs. Peter Sobotta
Jack Marshman vs. Brad Scott
Kajan Johnson vs. Stevie Ray

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i fucking hate rogan and i hate that one of my good irl friends is basically turning into him.

we need harsher drug penalties in this country.

did he heem himself?

Joanna is a chinlette, it was only a matter of time until one of the cans she fights gadooshed her. She gets rocked badly in almost all of her fights, that's something that just can't keep up.

How would prime Schaub match up with a 42 year old Cain in a pure wrestling match?

You'd be surprised

Is that Adrian Brody?

Holy fuck, it is !

I loved him in Alien Vs Predator Requiem.
Hes also doing really well this season on the Boston Bruins as their star forward.

>rose
>can
kys my guy

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DO NOT BADMOUTH CRUZ.

Cruz has literally helped my grappling game with his tips. So has DC. Joe has been doing martial arts all of his life, has two BJJ black belts, and literally hasn't said a single helpful or insightful thing during his decades doing UFC commentary.

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>Joanna is a chinlette,

*sigh* this again. when she gadooshes rose i hope all of you cazzie fags follow 's example

this honestly.
it's literally just hypercazzies and "just bkeed" retards that don't understand the technical aspects of fighting.
it must be frustrating for Cruz when he constantly sees these cans repeating the same simple mistakes over and over

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Have you ever seen your waifu fight? She gets wobbled regularly. I like Joanna, I think she's kinda cute with those nice legs, but I've got to be objective in my /heem/ posting.

WMMA are all cans, friendo.

joanna is a chinlet

beggin ya to have sex.

Brendan Schaub.

100% my guy. You watch a boxing match and count how often the commentators talk about the jab, nobody thinks anything of it. But Cruz goes into a grappling fundamental and shares some knowledge and cazzies throw a fit complaining.

every one he beat(rory) was usada'd. condit beat robbie.

Didn't this guy get heem'd by some canadian retiree with a leaky gut?

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>you now remember that they unironically made the main event of UFC200 a wmma fight

rate fight night Chile:

Vicente Luque vs. Chad Laprise
Diego Rivas vs. Guido Cannetti
Alexa Grasso vs. Tatiana Suarez
Veronica Macedo vs. Andrea Lee
Poliana Botelho vs. Syuri Kondo
Henry Briones vs. Frankie Saenz
Jared Cannonier vs. Dominick Reyes