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WWI edition

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die.

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No one who speaks German could possibly be an evil man.

Will Scotland ever be independent?

>eternal kraut

I don't think so...

I eat a fair bit of Soy sauce Tbh

not sure how I'm supposed to do stir fry without it

my mum makes enough for like 4 each.

kek

How are you lads preparing for your next prime minister?

Depends what you mean really, think the SNP's goal is to join the EU

How do I tell if a girl wants it at the club?
Feel like I might have missed a few opportunities where I just wasn't sure
Being rejected would be the end for me

good old birt

stockpiling dog recipes

>SNP
>single-nucleotide polymorphism

why would you name your political party this?

absolutely addicted to lamb lads

pengest meat going (apart from mine)

Lads. Fucked up MASSIVELY.
Girl at the club honestly could not stop looking at me and smiling all night, but I was too pussy to go up and talk to her.
In defence I had a girlfriend but she dumped me when I got in.

based corbs is gonna FUCK the boomers and make england great again, cannot fucking WAIT

>w-w-what do you mean the state won't give me £5000 a month for doing nothing? I-I've not saved anything...

Oh are you talking to me?

didn't get my garlic dip yesterday
seething
shan't be supporting the business henceforth

Yeah when hard brexit happens

doing a read
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SS_State_of_Burgundy
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breton_nationalism_and_World_War_II

birt of a nation

sainsbury's gave me a fucking rotten apple in my bag of granny smiths
fucking cunts i am raging

haha

Would Britain reject a nice man like this if he tried to become an officer?

would physically destroy any poster here in seconds if you got uppity

The soyposts

Half east african children. Still le 60 percent face but capable of living in Europe without being bullied too much

your thoughts on my xmas party outfit please

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Just another day in the poonited sharts of arse-erica

never. Scotland is my friend not yours

I'm gonna do a 24 hour /brit/ session on the next general election

Edinburgh is the grimmest city on earth, it's all hills and steps and, at the bottom of the steps and hills, poverty. I can take great pride in my prejudice. The city is a centre radiating universal dullness. Rows and rows of houses the colour of atomic ash, so picturesque at a distance, so austere when near. The transition between Edinburgh and a graveyard would be unnoticeable.
Of course the city thinks it stinks of genius. In reality it is hops. It is cultural only in that nothing happens. For eleven months of the year it produces nothing but vomit. And then in August there is a welter of frivolity - the Edinburgh Festival. Suddenly entertainment starts at half-past eleven in the morning and parks itself on every street corner - a bit like the vomit. That they choose drama is understandable. The stage gets stuck with anything too boring to be shown on television. But why go to the theatre in Edinburgh? Theatre is just shouting in the evening. And the entire city does that anyway.
I have walked the streets of the world dressed like a prick. But from Trench Town to the Bronx there is nowhere more frightening than Lothian Road, Edinburgh on a Saturday night.'

quite like his druid outfit tbqh

that doesn't reflect greatly on your self

doing a read
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Umayyad_Caliphate

is that the guy from star trek nemesis

haha Alfie you're fucking mad son

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"gets your gf out onto his tray"

WE DEM SOY BOYS

Some drama happening on brit/pol/ lads. Some tripfag doxxed himself months ago and LARPed arranging a fight with an user. And tonight user posted timestamped photos of him on the train to the meetup in a dockyard in scotland

scarred if heights

bender

would honestly do time just to see the live drain from your eyes as I put a knife through your windpipe

Wish we had journalists like pic related 2bh

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Wear your fancy boots too

too white, dont want 60% face, want 0% face

anderson cooper is pretty good i think

>the sheiiiiit and american spurdo gimmicks in the same video

brit/pol/ is populated by underage children

love mr thorax

new

Dear incels, you are not entitled to sex. You are entitled to follow the social contract. Maybe put some effort in to being a decent human being instead of a bitter troll on the internet, it might change your whole life.

all actors mate

biggest mistake in our history

unironically am planning to
thanks anyway though mate

remember when icelad posted this

Brexit should be reversed because it was a result of abnormal weather conditions at the tail end of El nino. Increased high air pressure made people feel and act out in ways they normally wouldnt

>teatowel on head
>primark runtshirt
>faded grandad hiking trousers
>where do I even begin on the shoes

need this specimen's neck snapped PRONTO

hes half american and has american citizenship

DES
PA
CITO

always weirds me out whenever I see parents kiss their kids, especially if it's on the lips

fucking terrible
the outer hebrides should be the left ear and north of inverness the right ear

more of a fratellis man myself

still remember the time I was round at some lads house, must've been ~13, had thought it was just going to be one of our normal out-of-school meetups where we kicked about outside being bored and playing with lighters

but then after like 30 mins some girls from our year turned up and I absolutely shat it, couldn't even talk to them

rapid descent into autism after that

ah yes a good personality is what counts

well you fucking draw one then you spaka

No

*wallops you in the gut*

Brit/pol/ just got shut down lads due to some cunts gearing up to fight it out in London

*birrrt*
sniff it up, runtie

remember this man

don't care

Prusse reported the thread because he got scared

5 hours of lectures and 6 hours of tutorials this year. Surely this can't be normal for a third year STEM course. Am i being scammed?

my problem is i can talk to girls fine and so they get attracted to me easily but as soon as the flirting starts my autism takes over and i freeze up and don't know what to do. been called gay or retarded by girls many times

>reddit
thought about going back?

what the fuck is this

the best brit fetish is tights desu

What about him?

>just be yourself
>girls prefer personality not looks
>just be confident
>there is someone for everyone
>i'm not the best looking but still get lots of female attention
>just walk up and say hello

she's not british she's a paki

>>reddit
>thought about going back?

you thought the orc thing was a meme?

i m . g i v i n g . y o u . a . n i g h t . c a l l

t o . t e l l . y o u . h o w . i . f e e l

An LAPD officer with several skin conditions

I did a masters year with about 8hrs of lectures a week. Snorted more mkat and smoked more weed that year than any other.

I know what it's like to have failed, baby
With the whole world lookin' on
I know what it's like to have soared
And come crashin' like a drunk on a bar room floor

Now you got no reason to trust me
My confidence is a little rusty
But if you don't feel like bein' alone
Baby, I could walk you all the way home
Well now our old fears and failures
Baby, they do linger
Like the shadow of that ring
That was on your finger
Those days they've come and gone
Love leaves nothin' but shadows and vapor
We go on, as is our sad nature
Now it's some old Stones'
Song the band is trashin'
But if you feel like dancin'
Baby, I'm askin'
It's comin' on closing time
Bartender, he's ringin' last call
These days I don't stand on pride
And I ain't afraid to take a fall
So if you're seein' what you like
Maybe your first choice he's gone
Well that's all right

wait until you enter post grad

what the fuck am i supposed to eat lads

bloody starving

stopped giving a shit about anything right around the very moment I was conceived

What's in the fridge?

should i have a cheeky chinese or indian lads?

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Hate uni