PAN

PAN

dripping in grease

TELL ME ABOUT THE LAMB SAUCE

A LOTTA LOYALTY FOR AN IDIOT SANDWICH YES?

You dont get to bring frozen

god i love this man

They're not frozen. They're fresh from the store

You think this is some kind of talk show?

Who was in the wrong here? I think the za looks great.

Uh and why would I want them?

?

...

Would he die of he eats all of that off?

THE PIZZA YOU JUST MADE HAD GREASE, GREASE BUT ONLY ONE PEPPERONI

They come from the Masketta Man store

Why does Gordon have such an odd body figure? It's not even a middle age bod, he just has a very strange body.

Perhaps he's wondering why you would add salt to the omelette before letting it cook.

He has a very wide torso, and his shoulders look underdeveloped. His abs are also too underdeveloped for the level of fat on his stomach, which makes the stomach look like a flat chunk of skin.

YOURE A BIG PAN

atleast you can cook, who are you

Perhaps he's wondering why you would serve a customer frozen ravioli before throwing them out of the restaurant

why would anyone shoop chefs head on chloes body?

MEME
NICE & DEAD

also he obviously had a liposuction done on his stomach

literally the first time I've seen this picture without Chloe's head. I didn't even know it was him.

he has an enlarged ribcage forgot what the medical term was

>towel on the ground
Getting ready for your hourly prayer, Gordon, yea?

Plane
Nice & Crashed

his lats are way to big for the rest of his body
that and his ribcage is fucking huge

His body is shaped like a frying pan.
Cooking is literally in his DNA.

>Guest, I'm Chef

FAGGOT
NICE
AND
GAY

kinda looks like me. long torso and short legs.

If I take that pan off the heat will you fry?

NOW WHAT'S THE NEXT STEP OF YOUR MASTER FLAN?

It doesn't matter who I am, what matters is our flan!