/180/: UNIBET PREMIER LEAGUE DARTS NIGHT 7

We're suitably in Robin Hood country for tonight's round of Premier League Darts as Nottingham hosts the super smashing great sixth round of matches.

Kicking off the evening is a rematch of a superb game from the 2014 Worlds between Michael Smith and Peter Wright. Bully Boy ran Snakebite close on that December night in 2013 having beaten Phil Taylor in the last 32, but it was the clown who would famously make the final. Smith lost for the first time last week while Wright's dismal performance in Leeds was nothing like him at all.

The World Grand Prix rematch follows as the winner in Dublin Daryl Gurney plays Australia's Simon Whitlock. Superchin's maiden major was defined by his incredible consistency on the outer ring, but his first PL campaign has been blighted by dropping wins on multiple occasions. The Wizard hasn't won in the PL since mid-February, so this would be the perfect time to do so.

Two more first-time major winners meet in the night's middle game with Champions League of Darts winner Mensur Suljovic facing reigning World Champion Rob Cross. The Gentle has won his last two while Voltage has been triumphant in his last three. The win is obviously more important for the Austrian as he's not

The Gerwe/yn derby is next with reigning PL champion Michael van (with an e) against Welsh rugger roidlet Price (with a y). MVG returned to his rightful place at the top last week, and considering the Iceman has never won against the Green Machine, their 13th meeting could see the 2017 UK Open runner-up 3 points adrift at the end of the night's play.

This year's UK Open champion Gary Anderson looks to extend an incredible 22 match unbeaten run against Raymond van Barneveld. Gando won back-to-back Players Championships at the weekend, but is in trouble in the PL having won just once. Barney picked up his first win in 3 last week, but will have to play at his peak to derail the Flying Scotsman.

Coverage starts from 7:00pm UK time on Sky Sports Action.

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>Tonight's fixtures (7:00pm GMT start, all matches best of 12 legs)
Michael "Snackpot 2.0" Smith v Snakeshite
STRAYA v Daryl "Sweet C4-line" Gurney
Gerwyn "Gurning" Price v MvGOAuTism
Mensur "DIE MEISTER, DIE BESTEN" Suljovic Rob "BAuLDtism" Cross Rob "BAuLDtism" Cross
Barney v Gary "Big Game Counter" Anderson

>Major rescheduling news
pdc.tv/news/2018/03/13/brighton-hosts-2018-champions-league
The Champions League moves from Cardiff to Brighton as a result of the home of homos losing its PL place to Berlin

pdc.tv/news/2018/03/13/bwin-grand-slam-remains-wolverhampton
BDO players will get to feel what the Pro Tour is like as the Grand Slam moves to the Aldersley Leisure Village so the Civic Hall can be renovated

>Week 7 preview
pdc.tv/news/2018/03/14/unibet-premier-league-nottingham-preview

>Week 6 review
pdc.tv/news/2018/03/08/2018-unibet-premier-league-night-five

>Legendary Bullseye host Jim Bowen checks out on T20 D10 (T16 D16 if you're Mervyn King)
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So as mentioned in the OP, there was another weekend of Pro Tour action, this time from Barnsley.

Friday night saw two Euro Tour qualifiers held, with that mad Scotsman Cameron Menzies making up big time for his failure to get a Tour Card by making the field for both of Saarbrucken and Graz's events, even hitting a 9-darter to beat Jamie Caven in the first qualifier! James Wade and Luke Humphries kept their ever-present 2018 ET appearances while it was another disaster for Adrian Lewis who failed to qualify for either event.

Saturday saw Steve West complain about Tytus Kanik's body odour following his first round loss to the Pole while Gerwyn Price whined about the state of Unicorn's dismal boards after he was turfed out by Joe Cullen. Although Gary Anderson nearly crashed out in the last 128, having to come from 5-1 behind to defeat Terry Jenkins, the most impressive displays came in the last 16 and the final, where he whitewashed both Rob Cross and Peter Wright; the former with a 109 average to the World Champion's 103 and

Sunday had Wright's woes continue as he averaged just 90 to lose to Danny Noppert in round 1; in fact, the top half of the draw saw only 4 of the 16 seeds make it past the last 128. Just one of them got to the semi-finals: Adrian Lewis, who had hoped to make up for Friday's disappointment but became the latest victim of Dutch youngster Jeffrey de Zwaan, who survived 3 match darts in the semi-final to make his second senior PDC final. In the bottom half, Dave Chisnall averaged 110 to beat Stephen Bunting in the QF, but crashed out to Gando in the SF. The final was a terrible affair, with JdZ averaging just 81 as he went down 6-2 to Gary's pedestrian 91 average.

Over in Seoul, the PDC Asian Tour held its first ever events, with Hong Kong's Royden Lam and Japan's Seigo Asada winning. The Saturday final saw Filipino unknown Noel Malicdem average 51 in the first leg, and then 167 in the second: youtube.com/watch?v=oVHc1XzkICY

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TYOP
>The win is obviously more important for the Austrian as he's not
Not what? I need to know the answer.

>The Saturday final saw Filipino unknown Noel Malicdem average 51 in the first leg, and then 167 in the second
lel

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Didn't even notice that wasn't finished.

>The win is obviously more important for the Austrian as he's not in the playoff spots at present.

Sorry for the slapdash nature of the OP posts today; I only got home about 15 minutes ago.

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>Duzza

Barney reality TV show when?

No worries, thanks.

top top lel

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wew that was boring

Has posting died for anyone else?

test

20 bings to go, right?

Yessir

Cool. Mensur to win it all, right?

Looks to be a problem on some boards.

Love me some darts!

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>le banter promo

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this is from ages ago

still hilarious to see clown having to bring cow wife along with him

...and him going along with some ridiculous ideas.

I want to believe

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If I ever go to a fancy dress party Im definitely going dressed similar to that, but withthe Leningrad Cowboys hairdo

OFFICIAL PREMIER LEAGUE PLAYERS YOU'D GO FOR A PINT WITH POWER RANKINGS

10. Whitlock - would be ordering up 3 shots of turpentine and paint stripper halfway through your first pint
9. Cross - most boring man on the planet. Would order a Carling and a pack of ready salted crisps
8. Anderson - tee-total. He'd instead take you to a posh coffee shop with leather couches because of >muh back
7. Price - Rugby wanker. Would want to introduce to the university rugby club initiations like making you drink a glass of shite. Would order a jaeger bomb and scream "BWAOOHHOOOYYHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" in the bartenders face when he finished it
6. Wright - 2nd most boring man in Britain
5. Barney - likely to fall asleep in a diabetus-induced coma
4. MVG - literally autistic, would take you to Rileys and play darts the entire time
3. Gurney - wouldn't be too bad unless he promised not to make a phone call to his mates in Derry when you order a pint of Guinness
2. Smith - seems an alright bloke. Knows the best kebab shop in every town and city in the UK
1. Suljovic - a good lad. would regale you comfy tales of the Yugoslav wars and smothering infant Bosnians to death

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jesus fuck

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anyone got a stream? Bosscast is asleep

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And we're on now.

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...but it's quite far behind

You do realise that Mensur is muslim, right?

cheers friend, I'll manage

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Why are Smith and whitlock the underdogs in thier matches? wright in poor form and whitlock playing better than gurney.

Bookies still don't have great odds-setters for darts, they still set prices based on name not form.

>Nas soundtracking

lel

SHUT UP AND EAT WITH ME

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I smell an opportunity there

SHUT UP AND LET ME EAT

all serbians look like muslims to me

>Gurney ranked that high

We might mock Cow Wife but she has done a stellar job with that Bully on the side of Wright's head.

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RIP

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Wright not looking comfortable at all.

Gallstones still having an impact then.

>this leg

Clown finished, RIP

>Snakeshite

Ha ha, time for /180/. Rooting for Snackpot jr, Shitlock, Autism, Mensur and... don't really care. Maybe Gando, because he's so comfy.

This is so wrong that even the opposite wouldn't be right.

>Premier League of Darts
>quality of play is more like League 2 of Darts

Having had gallstones, Im surprised he's even there, if he's having an attack.

It was back at the start of December.

>Clownman injured
lol

Rather have a pint with Taylor.

If he had it removed then it's not an issue.

Go back to the practise board, Adrian.

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This Steve West thing is one of the funniest darts incidents in ages.

How's retirement treating you Peter?

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reminded me with all the chat about pints

Dare i say, wright has had his little run?

>Clown averaging 84
If his throwing action's fucked there's no point of him playing in the Pro Tour this weekend.

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Wright in shambles

>tfw no more Bristow

Bookies were miles off with that one.

Even a fully fit wright no way smith was a 2/1 shot.

Did you notice the bouncer taking some posters from a guy in the blue shirt in the background there?

STRAYA CUNT

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>Nationwide going back to shit poets
>tfw no more Flo and Joan

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ALL RISE FOR THE AUSTRALIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM

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AUSTRALIAN_NATIONAL_ANTHEM.WAV

YOU BETTER RUN YOU BETTER TAKE COVER

Gurney still sticking with this forced shite walk on.

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Yeah it happens fairly often, guessing if they see swear words they are told to take them off them sharpish.

SO GOOD
SO GOOD
SO GOOD

As bad as Kimbo Jobber dropping Rock You Like A Hurricane.

*points at crowd*

There was a picture of someone's there.

Whitlock gets a bounceout and wins the leg with no problem. Good signs

Anyone got the screencap of the fuck the pope sign from glasgow.

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Surprised that's not part of Gurney's walk-on/

lol Shitlock

>shitcock

thank you based Austria.

I'll get me coat.

>that woman tipping her dartboard hat

>Shitlock

lyl

>Russ

>Russ
wew

If he was green this would be perfect: youtube.com/watch?v=_mSmOcmk7uQ

THAT 133

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DAT 133

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>Moving around all over the oche
>All 3 darts still about as close and level with each other as physically possible

GWAN

DAT 133

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>Chinboy
Thrown this one away.

Phenomenal fightback from Pisshead though.

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WHIZGOD

>draw artist
>sketchy

Nailed it Johnny.

This has been some match.

Fucking hell some metal here from Whitlock

Phenomenally clutch 112 from Pisslock.

What a time to be alive!

DAT 112

>protestants

Why is the crowd so loud, I thought BDO was classy?

>this final leg
BOTTLEJOB BRIGADE

>4 match darts