Things you say when France isn't around

Things you say when France isn't around.

*enters thread*
héhé rien de personnel, gamin

is france, dare I say it, bad?

"Isn't France so pretty? Tee-hee."

Elsaß-Lothringen

No joke, I really want to visit France one day. It's probably the second country I want to visit most after Japan. I hope the stereotype about them hating Americans is false.

i secretly like croissants and baguettes but hate french people for some reason

lol

CDG got it wrong.

"It would be better if French replaced English as the primary languages of the EU once more."

I'm around, checking on your thread.

Learn french and i won't hate you

I'd rather learn Italian, though. Such a musical language.

Why?

puis-je aller France?

To distance and distinguish ourselves from unreliable partners such as the US and the UK. Most European institutions are in French-speaking cities anyway, so most European deputies and staff can speak French anyway. All of our diplomatic stuff does too. We could switch pretty much seamlessly.

Stop giving attention to this piece of shit country
France and french “people” only deserve to be SHAT ON.

Where do you live ? I'll come and kill you.

i like the french

Dax

J’tencule

Putain chaud y'a des sales races à Dax aussi?

Sérieusement rentrez chez vous.

C’est les fronçais la sale race

L'histoire te donne tort, chien de casse.

haha look at this butthurt fr*Nch

Algeria > fr*Nce

Moi l’histoire je lui baise la chatte.
Toi je te prends dans mon pieux et jte chope ta petite queue et jte branle a grande vitesse en te caressant les couilles petit pd jte doigte ton petit trou de balle bien gentiment puis tu me jouis dans la main tellement tu kiffes t’es ma pute et moi je bouffe ton sperme moi jte fais jouir en 2 temps 3 mouvements tellement tu kiffes mon corps allé vas te coucher

"We've got like two hundred nukes, they'd never see it coming!"