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Welcome greece best ally
Not welcome bad americans
orthodox jews

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Shalom my fellow jews !

Anyone else thinks we should give Palestine back to Arabs and apologize for our racism ?

No!
Nasha rodina nasha strana

>Greece best ally
What is this meme now?

>cucknada

No.
We should give Canada to the US though, Alaska should be connected by land too

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This.
Then maybe all the palestinian rapefugees in Turkey will turn back to their cunt

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Greece culture music food is comfy
And has played an imperative role in israeli society
Also new shekels *rubs palms*

Just saw this article, it was edifying:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greece–Israel_relations

Also nice banknote tbqh

>וולק נחסם אחרי התעלולים שלו בקודם

Hellenic user from before.
Reminder that Hellas-Cyprus-Israel keep East Meditteranean kinda normal!

Check our relationship with the Saudis if you want to see something interesting

Nice trips

I'm Jew.

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Shh the goys don't know yet
Dont spill the beans on our masterplan too soon
Sup bro still drinking

Naah. I used to get drunk. I control it now.
Slowly slowly.

After a few years of absence, I am back to /r9k/, the place where I truly belong and feel comfy.

Remember guys, sage all kike generals, hope this country gets into a war so I can become a refugee in Canada, if not, me and my family will get there anyway.

So long.

>MBS meant Moshe Ben Salomon

We don't need self hating yaldey knasim like you go back to petah tikva and sniff glue ya pathetic kike

No,no come on man.
If you go to war, it means we go to war and I am gonna be a solfier back in Hellas...

>using r9k post 2013

I dont mind actually, but come on, have some dreams man...

Are you legally obliged to do that? Or by personal choice to protect the motherland

is it just me or does he look like an arab macron?

I guess I am.
I have done military service, and if shit hits the fan, ofcourse I will return with all my monies to protect or die.

I dont like the idea of war though.

And by irony, I was really good at shooting.
Fucking slavs man.
>be me 13 in Poland.
>Grandpa take you to concentration camp to see Nazi crimes.
>Uncle teaches you to shoot in the forest.

Army was ridiculous, all the 18year old nationalistic little faggots were bullshiting and I was doing all the chores, good at shooting etc...

Pic rel. Little Syrians.

Against whom?
Which cunt would most prob go to war against greece

Nowdays? Probably Greece hahahaha.

The only thing I can realistically imagine is a civil war in Turkey, or somebody unironically try to exterminate you.

Other than that, perhaps in all the middle east/ north Africa chaos some new warlord arises, Idk...

Turkey if I had to guess

It is a bit ironic that after getting invaded so much her pussy is like the marianas trench
Poland ends up being more nationalistic than the rest of europe
battling the refugee horde waves one by one
Wish i knew my granddad... He died at the holocaust

>Nationalistic
>25% of the country went instant Diaspora

U know what? They were always patriots.
Their Golden age stopped when they defeated the Ottomans and the TataroMongols.
Deep inside, Polish people are ultra ok.
They even sided with blacks in Haiti, hahahaha!

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polish_Haitians

My grandad alwas an anti Soviet rebel.
He got a lot of torture by NKWD after the war.
Farmer, but looooved Philosophy and art.

>Dessalines called Polish people "the White Negroes of Europe"
Kek
Shit that's interesting

Fuck Nazi's for the holocaust.

Just thinking about Stutthof makes me depressed...

Ya he got ran over by a truck road safety awareness wasnt very good back then

>Comfy msg dose

Mfw no Polish-haitian gf...

WW2 was a big fucking party, hurraaaa

All rise for the new honourable president of Israel

Do you speak any other langs excluding than polish greek and english?

I know basics, but irregulary not regularry.
When I find a better job or country or I have/want to I can easilly learn a new one I guess, though you never learn a language perfectly.
But fuck, I never thought English 24/7 would be so boring...

True i think it boils down to, being able to hold basic day to day conversation
Being able to discuss meaningful concepts
Understanding perfectly and picking up new words purely by context
Reading novels level

Most people get stuck between stage 1-2
Could be by choice though

Depends on many factors.
I guess I have reached stage 5 in my three languages, but you never stop learning.

It is funny how English people think that French or Spanish are alien languages desu.
They always say they have trouble learning, when, in reality they don't really care.

Because they think English is master lang
So they don't bother studying anything else
They just want to learn a few sentences to impress people not to actually speak the lang

I'd say I'm stage 5 in hebrew english and russian, russian being the weakest of the bunch
Also stage 2 at jap and chinese because massive weeb
Was thinking of going to study linguistics out of interest
But i don't know if there's actually any usefulness to that meme degree
U got a degree in anything polanon?

can any jews give me tips on how to become successful please

thanks

Cultural informatics.
Kinda useless.
Got it in the refugee crisis.

I gather money to either start a bussiness or do a Masters, not in the UK.

In lesvos. Weird times man...
Jack of all trades, master at none.

Don't waste money.
You would believe how much you can save by buying cheaper stuff and not buying shit you don't really need

How come Israelis don't import some of their girls here? Least they could do.

should I stop going on vacation?

Should I go on the free Israel trip?

If you want women imports exports you should ask Daesh, oh Freedom loving burger.

Vacation is a luxury only those who will still have most of their money coming back can afford

thanks

if I have collected a sufficiently large sum of money, what should I do with it?

I know dat feel, been picking up new interests not following through on any
Just to wound up back in the same place rethinking shit
Acquire video editing skills
Get /fit/ and stop being a scrawny cunt
Go to major dutch cities and film muslim ghetto
Don't be mean to them though do it after you have gained their trust
Pull a reverse vice doco and get dat youtube money

I love the Jews. You people are great. My favourite author is a Jew, my favourite musician is a Jew, my favourite comedian is a Jew, the medicine I take was made by Jews, the best technology was made by Jews. I can't take a step without witnessing the majesty of the Jewish people in their infinite brilliance. You must be the chosen people.

This is how proper goyim behave
Good job you fucking leaf

I have started to stop doing new things.
My job right now is boring, but stable so I have time to save up and clean my mess.

In comparison to Greeks, English people at work are little kittens.

Close most of it in a program in your bank, not sure how do you call those there, leave some for "emergencies" like a broken fridge or something and maybe invest some in stocks, but be careful don't invest mote than you care to lose

thanks mates

No
Go to nearest mall, you'll find her easily at the snake oil shop
I bet she has a great deal for you user be sure to hear her out till the end!

Hilarious that Greeks are such close allies of Israel. In the ancient past it was Greco-Romans who destroyed the Temple Mount, profaned the Holy of Holies, forced your homeland, and made Christianity the dominant religion of the world.

It's funny how history works. Worst of enemies one day, best of friends the next.

Work hard, save money, invest in low-cost index funds, build your network, don't go where you're not wanted

Europeans are a good example to this too, Germans and French, French and Brits

See that the fuckups of your ancestor haunts you 2000 years later?
Learn something NewWorlders.

If you keep saying all the right things we might even let you in θ-θ
Kittens as in work like pussies and complain?
Is it a deskjob?

These goys don't know true history so that name dropping made no sense to them desu

Good point.
Maybe it's a bit too ancient, but that's how my brain works. I see Israeli-Greek alliance, my brain immediately remembers it was the Greco-Romans who forced the Jews out of Israel.
What? Like Beth shem Hashem Yom shemi Shem shemi?

Naahh, manual. I live in a village.
You gotta be a "lord" to have a deskjob and will not train you with the machines.

Videogames are more difficult, but it pays.

Ironically, the company I work for has good work envinronment, aside from boredom, because it is German-British.

American companies or UK companies are like well payed Mexicos.

I dream the day, when Israel, Greece, Cyprus and even west Turkey will have imports exports in constant and ships will come and go all the time.

>House name god day namey name namey

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Why did you go back to Israel before the second coming? God will punish you.

Shit I'm too pussy to go back to manual work
Used to work in many diff factories the pay is well but it deteriorated my soul
Also the coworkers are the dumbest people I've ever met
Jag alskar dig

Unironically, are you me?

God is dead and we have killed him

Hello, Israel. Post Israeli cuties and I will return in kind with other cuties.

No, you killed his sons body, but his spirit rose to heaven. Get fucked

Jesus was jewish.

His son was one of us, not the "we" I meant btw

Not according to Christians.

Meant to reply to you.

How can Jesus be Jewish? Look at his nose.

I'm very confused as well
Du har norsk kvinnor?
Nty America get away from us we don't love you anymore

No, he was not a jew but Judean. He was christian, which is not the same as being jewish.

Christ was not Christian, get real.

>>/s/17771370
No idea if this'll work btw, saw someone else doing something like that many times but never tried to link to other boards myself
>Norse education
Nope, his apostles started the whole Christianity thing

Jag elsker deg norsk, kan vi ikke sitte for taco natt

In the pic is Israel's minister of health Litzman kun
He used to be a cute orthodox puppy but now he has grown too big and needs to be stopped
Only autistic screeches of small Palestinian children can make the jew go away

I will say once more.
Orthodox jewish israelis were my and my cooks nightmare when I was a waiter.
When I had a group of them, I would just go down in the Kitchen, grin at him and he would be like "No No Not them again!"

Cook was a cool Albanian btw.

I know waiters hate them here aswell since they leave almost little to no tips
And demand the best service possible, complain to manager otherwise
Just pure cancerous behaviour

The best tippers are Caucasians

Man, I remember at some point when inwas a waiter.
There was a night I had 300 people.
Greeks, Russians, Israelis and Turkish.
All above 50 years old.

Fuck tips. I want normal people.
Perhaps I will go to Germany and unironically marry two hookers from idk Georgia and Portugal. I think I.am on the same level.
I dont care about this bullshit anymore...

Pls get out of my mind this is scary

Weird indeed.
I dont regret posting on /int today.

>Jesus was a Christian

Dear Jews,

How can I get Jewess gf? They are so beautiful and otherworldly

Nah, he's a good boy, thanks to him we have a hospital in my city. Happy frog to the first one to guess the city

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Ashdod based neighbor my city's 10 min south from your city
Comfy russian town 10/10

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