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Mao Zedong edition

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sophie

THE incel DURING HIS CHILDHOOD... IS FORCED TO STEAL,, DRINK,,, AND SNIFF PANTIES
``THE incel ``PLANTS`` CROPS. TO PRODUCE`` SOY FOR THEIR VIRGIN FARMS!!..the incel DOESN'T BATHE , DOESN'T STUDY ,
DOESN'T GO TO SCHOOL , DOESN'T GO TO COLLEGE HE'S AN IGNORANT TOOL
CLOSED-MINDED , BRUTE , DUMB , PROFANE , REPUGNANT

-HOW DO YOU SAY incel IN ``LATIN ???

*`INCELOPITECUS``

HOW TO RECOGNIZE AN incel IT'S THE EASIEST THING, THESE ARE HIS CHARACTERISTICS: ?
0- THEY'RE UGLY, HORRIBLE, DISGUSTING, INSIGNIFICANT...SMELLY
1- THEY'RE BROWN AND ASIAN, LIKE SHIT, SIMILAR TO MUD
2- THEY'RE DWARFS, 1M50 TO 1M60, LIKE THEIR SUBHUMAN COUSINS
3- THEY'RE MENTALLY CHALLENGED FROM CENTURIES OF ABSTINENCE CALLED ``VIRGINITY``
4- THEIR ASSES ARE FLAT, BOTH MEN AND WOMEN
5- THEY DON'T HAVE A BRAIN, SINCE THEY DON'T NEED IT
6- THEY HAVE FLAT NOSES LIKE PIGS
7- THEY'RE MONKEYS, CHAD AND STACY CALLED THEM SO
8- THEY'RE GINGER NIGGERS GOOKS AND HAVE NO SOUL
9- THEY HAVE PROTUBERANT CHEEKBONES
10- THEY HAVE ROUND SWOLLEN FACES, BECAUSE THEIR WOMEN FUCKED HORSES

You are now thinking about that girl who in retrospect had a thing for you but you were too oblivious to act on it

The irish wants to be accepted in the world.
The irish wants to be like the british and smell good,
the irish smell like shit

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More like mousey dong

Delete this right fucking now

no, i knew when girls liked me. i was just too chickenshit to make a move.

thats much worse.

Care for your father.

Post rude Pepes

the irish ARE british you smelly little spic virgin cunt

we are one and the same deep down

sue

my travel map

Why do we only learn up to our 12 times tables?

actual fucking state of Mao he was a legit low IQ dunce

he would be stacking shelves in Tesco if he lived in modern day Britain

and these retards are allowed to become commie leaders

told myself I wasn't gonna go through this whole gram but i've got the feeling it's gonna happen

what we drinking tonight then boys

>Straight gin

Grim. Also do you live in a hotel?

water

Water

rum & coke

state of mexico

could spark any of you out, wouldn't even be a challenge

watching love thy neighbour

Are you black?

High quality German beer

what do normies talk about on dates?

surely you can't talk about "hobbies" for 3 hours

loving my neighbour

chivas regal

Bit gay

an hindu, a jew and an irish go to an hotel of a small-town and ask for a room for three people.
"I only have one room left, which is for two, but if they are comfortable, I have room in the stable for one to sleep there".
The three individuals decide to take the room and the hindu says: "If you want, I'm going to sleep in the barn and you sleep in the room."
Five minutes later someone knocks the door:
>Who is it?"
"I am the hindu, what happens is that in the barn there is a cow, and it is a sacred animal to us, so I cannot sleep where you sleep a cow."
And later, the jew says: "do Not worry, if you want, I sleep in the barn".
Five minutes later someone knocks the door :
>Who is it?"
"I am the jew, what happens is that in the stable there is a pig, and it is an animal who is sacred for us, I cannot sleep where the pig sleeps".
later, the irish says: "do Not worry, I am going to sleep in the barn".
five minutes someone knocks the door again:
>"Who is it?"
"We are the cow and the pig, and there is an irish in the barn".

They talk about autism

what jewish propaganda they have been viewing that week

have recently become exceptionally aroused by the thought of a guy losing his keys

and thats it

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are woes lads

they don't have hobbies

What would China be like if the Nationalists won, bros?

other, non-autistic people's autism or my autism

if it's the latter then I'm quids in

started with strong ale chimay, now going with tripel karmeliet

>watching this pathetic hover-handing beta pretend to be smart

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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It would deserve devotion like the tankies think it does/did.

>you can durry in continental cafes
business idea: travel Europe

first world

shit

Rank the shitskins in this general:

>1. Ethiopian
>2. Dr Nassim
>3. Haitiano

Power gap
>9001. Yanks
>9002. Monica
>9003. Beto

hello OP

Gonna post your willy tonight?

that's still closer to touching a girl than you've ever got

>He doesn't like alt-right youtube mongs so he must be leftypol!

ah yes

Mao and Chiang Kai-shek were supported by the UK lol

Who is Beto?

taiwan but bigger

Sounds good.

>Chadstralia

two saviours of the white race

The Mexican

nah you're just a soyboy

enjoy Alan's contributions when he's about

ambivalent about the Ethiopian, he normally just posts his jokes which I don't take issue with

yanks are hit or miss, some are OK but even the OK ones are quite naive and they really struggle to understand anything other than the most obvious humour

I filter poley

don't really know or care about anyone else

done gone and thought myself into a tizzy again lads

crikey, this one is a bigun

sister's cat had a stroke and had to be put down today lads. used to look after him when she went on holiday. really liked that cat. very sad.

UK parliament is controlled by jews

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"don't care" is a self disproving paradox

Haha

tastes good
belgians make good beer, good fries, good chocolate and candy

post nudes

Nothing of value was lost

don't mind yanks bar the cuckold one
have poleaboo and mexico/sweden filtered. alan is a pseud but alri and the ethiopian i don't care for.

Have Sweden, Mexico, USA and Poleaboo filtered desu

I am a big fan of the Algerian though ngl

why are kikes so ugly?

Business idea: photopshop of this with her chest saying "refugees welcome" and his card saying "let me in".

leftover pumpkin pie and chai is where 'it' is at tbqh ngl la xx

imagine these two fucking
they'd look like stick figures and sound like guinea pigs

expected it of JFs but thought you'd be better lad. for shame.

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Any Union man in?

Alan is fucking awful, not surprising it is the Pakis on here that like him.

can't believe i spend the majority of my day on a Taiwanese upholstery message board

going for a wee

wasted years of my life and extended my virginity pining after girls that I could never have in the first place

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evil souls give ugly faces

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ayyy brotha

>get a long weekend off work
>halfway through
>done LITERALLY nothing

Cats are for pakis

I do I convince the gf to ask her sister for a threesome?

my condolences lad

toot POSTER GOT IT RIGHT AGAIN

fuck her sister alone first

>Ah yes surely this 13 year old girl wants to meet up with my ugly retarded 65 year old self

Mental

hi user are you okay? hows your day been so far?

he is nice

get something going with the sister
warm them up both for a threesome+blindfold
have your threesome with both of them blindfolded

get them both drunk

Best lager?

Do rorkes actually believe this?

there's hundreds of these fucking retards
they need shooting in the head