Can we have a beardfat hate thread?

Can we have a beardfat hate thread?

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I'm reluctantly approving this, so please try to keep television and film related.

No he pays good ad money.

t. Sup Forums approval staff

do you think we can bully him until he becomes less awful like we did with jack

he's my least favourite but i don't hate him. i like him more when he's shooting the breeze on pre rec than when he's trying to be all "bad movies are serious business" on best of the worst

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You can't change a pony-fucker into a based god like jack.

Why do people hate him so much?

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You can't change a libcuck
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All that is fine. His main problem is he tries to be funny and fails miserably. Every time.

Probably because he gets his humor from reddit,
To be fair, all of jay's humor is just a rip off of mikes humor though.

I don't really 'hate' him, but he never adds much humor or anything interesting to the conversation.
He's like that fat friend you keep around for some reason just because he laughs at your jokes and your other friends don't mind him hanging around.

He reminds Sup Forums of themselves.
>fat
>unkempt thin beard
>glasses
>balding
>opinionated
>naive
>not funny
He's like an SJW reflection of 90% of this board.

This. I think we've all known a beardfat at one time or another.

This.

Sup Forums thinks they're just charming funny men waiting to be discovered.

This.

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>tfw Jack is now okay and Beardfat is now the worst

I remember when AIDSmoby was shit and "The Wizard" was okay, what a tweest

Not even close. Beardfat is pure reddit, that's why Sup Forums has a natural inclination to hate him. Sup Forums is Mike; an aging unaccomplished alcoholic.

feels good to have always been on jacks side.

>Sup Forums broken
>RLM STILL relentlessly spammed

>tfw you will never see the XXX kino "Poor little white guy 4" featuring beardfat, aidsmoby and Rich Evans

Feels bad not seeing my favorite Youtubers getting pounded in the butt by a delicious black dick.

>beardfat hate thread
>no actual stupid shit he posts

>Youtubers
lol being this new.

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He's a humor blackhole who thinks people actually watch BotW to get a painstakingly accurate and boring synopsis of B-movies.
Also, see

at least he means well

Aah one of those

who's he bitching about being a homophobe

>this nu-male avatar

this shit writes itself

Anyone who dared to blame Pulse on radical Islam. I get the impression that he probably doesn't know many gay people.

>le 80s nostalgia
literally the taste of everyone on redditledditmemeia

the ol' it's never islam
course you never see this from non-muslims who live in muslim countries...

Yeah its not like they're killing gays in Chechnya or anything. The news isn't really talking about it so that must mean its not something important.

He's all of those things except thin beard. He has a pretty decent beard.

What planet are you from?

He's right, you know?

is he related to kuntzman?

i hate him but not cause of his beliefs
he just is annoying to me and seems like he tries too hard
the jokes he tries to get out don't feel natural
there's not really chemistry when he's on screen with the others
it's like he's just a friend who is hanging out and whenever they can't get a 4th they make him sit in

wow, despite being annoying little faggot, at least AIDS Moby is a gun owner.

None of them get on my nerves, really.

>Video without Mike

That gets on my nerves, though.

>Sup Forums is Mike; an aging unaccomplished alcoholic

delet pls

Unfunny and a bit of a sjw

I've noticed that people with no argument always put an unnecessary question mark at the end of a statement. Especially women.

Why?

what a fucking faggot

Planet patchy pube beard

You know? Is a statement. Fucking wow, dude.

he was homophobic because his pedophilic goat fucking messiah told him to think that way, and that acting on his murderous impulses is ok as long as its against infidels

Whats up with that movie shelf?Most of it is walmart bin movies and forgotten 60s science fiction. The only ones I've even seen are Hardware and like 2 others.

Is that all his movies? Who the hell lives their life like that? How could you survive on just movies that are just watched in a 'so bad its good' kind of way and aged b movies? Does this guy think he's some sort of walking mystery science theater or some shit? I have no idea who he is, but his existence is totally jarring to me.

How new are you?

What the fuck does he even do outside of RLM?

"He's right, you know." is a statement, yes.

He didn't say anything wrong there. Yes, his writing is pretty impulsive, but none of his posts are false.

It's a shelf of shitty movies that they use for some of their youtube videos. People send a lot of them in. Stop talking about shit you don't know anything about.

Hate him cuz you ain't 'im.

The only reason you don't like him is because he's like you in every way except he's actually friends with Mike and Jay (and even Rich) while you have to play pretend.

>beardfat
>not a jessi hate thread

>hating jessi

jack pls go

IM DYING LAUREN

>this retard unironically tries to humiliate a person that tells people to stop generalizing and becoming hatefull pieces of shit

he is literally talking about people like you you dumb piece of shit, you are a singular waste of a human being but that doesnt mean i will shit on the entire group youre a part of

Virtue signalling sure is productive use of time.

>hating jessi makes him jack
Could you be anymore reddit

don't you have medication to be taking aidsmoby?

I hate him because if he wasn't there Mike and Jay would want to be my friend instead of him. Then one day Jay and I would accidentally brush hands as he was laughing at one of my jokes, our eyes would meet, then we would fuck.

Pretty much because he's openly left wing and Sup Forums absolutely can't tolerate any left wing opinions anymore.

Logical reasons to not like him as much as the rest:
-Doesn't really try to make jokes like the rest, pretty quiet
-Often doesn't laugh at the ridiculous offensive tangents they go on in conversations and tries to bring it back to talk about the film

There genuinely isn't any reason to dislike him as a person. He's just a guy that sits on a youtube panel discussing (often) shit films. This board just needs somewhere to direct its impotent rage.

>I remember when AIDSmoby was shit and "The Wizard" was okay

that was never the case, people were just retarded and judged solely by appearance

Aidsmoby is literally "common guis" background noise
If he bothers you more than her than fair play but if I saw a vid with jessi in it, it became unwatchable

He's not as bad as the one that looks like Kevin Nash

Whats wrong with glasses? I get that combining them with a bald and a beard is a "nu-male" thing, but whats wrong with glasses without the beard and the bald?

There genuinely isn't any reason to like him as a person. He's just a guy that sits on a youtube panel discussing (often) shit films. This poster just needs somewhere to direct its impotent rage.

He uesd to be better than AidsMoby but now he's just annoying

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Daily reminder

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>not liking someone's presence on a panel
>not liking what someone brings to a discussion
>not finding them entertaining
>DISLIKING THEM ON A PERSONAL LEVEL

This is the distinction that the shut-in autists of this website struggle to make. He hasn't done anything so offensive that you can justify a personal vendetta against him, other than being (((left wing))) which is /tvpol/'s ultimate sin.

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Beardfat is so fucking annoying, even when he's not in the panel he has to bring in his shitty """witty"" humor from offscreen, like in the star wars holiday special video, or laugh so that they have to edit his laughter to be less audible when they try to speak in the panel

Gotta admire America's lack of willingness to have any discussion about guns. First world countries with firearms bans don't have scores of people blowing up schools and colleges with home-made explosives on a regular basis. First world countries that allow firearms (e.g. Canada, Switzerland) don't have people running into schools and colleges massacring people with guns on a regular basis.

But there is no problem in America.... No problem at all.

Kill yourself retard

>you have to like people who put themselves out there
KYS MY MAN
>not hating faggots, numales and gay cunts in 2017 JUST FUCK ME UP
What do you talk about when you go for a beer, the weather?

>t. gay cunt who doesn't live in nannystate
Small babby

end your life with a rope or poison or a car

>Sup Forums is Mike; an aging unaccomplished alcoholic

>First world countries with firearms bans don't have scores of people blowing up schools and colleges

So I suppose you're not talking about Europe then?

>be yuropoor
>get exploded by the religion of peace
>rape stats rise
>but america has a problem

erm, honey the UK has had about 3 terrorist attacks since 9/11, and as far as I know our rape statistics aren't much different to yours so....

MFW europoors literally talk about banning vehicles

Much like the liberals in the US wants to ban (pickup)trucks and other heavy vehicles in city areas

>as far as I know our rape statistics aren't much different to yours so....

LOL this faggot thinks the UK is all of europe

the uk is literally a police nanny state with cctv on every corner

I will take Beardfat over AIDS or Canadian Beardfat any day

and even with that our rape statistics aren't much different to America's... really makes you think, doesn't it?

erm, honey, stop erm, moving goalposts

Beardfat please, nobody can have that opinion, not even you

Cool coverups, bro

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yes to CCTV, no to "police nannystate" - our cops don't shoot people like America's does. The big CCTV thing is in a lot of ways down to the War on Terror, which is something perpetuated by America itself - terrorism is the constant threat the hardly ever rears its head but we constantly need to give the government more power to stop. America is the same really except it dictates more its foreign policy than its home (cause America just goes and blows up third world countries ad nauseum)

Cool goalpost moving, bro

Look at those young anglos.

The UK hasn't seen many terrorist attacks because we have police monitoring the internet and preemptively raiding potential jihadi hideouts.

While it's nice that they're stopping the attacks, it bothers me a bit to know our privacy has been taken in the name of security.