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TANGERINE

MANDARIN

>some little shit playing with a ruby the size of one of those gay little oranges
>why did he do it then?
>I don't fucking know

CLEMENTINE

Why were they giving them rubies in a tangerine economy?

SATSUMA

[IN HEAVY COCKNEY ACCENT]
A LONG TINE AGOW ME N' MY MATE NIGEL WAS HAVING SEX WIV SUM PROSTITUTES IN BURMA, N' ONE DAY I SEES ONE WIV A CLIT THE SIZE OF A TANGERINE. THE BURMESE MEN HAD FHROWN HER AWAY. BUT IT WASNT A CLIT IT WAS A PEYNIS. THIS LADYBOY WAS LOOKING FOR CUSTOMERS.

SOME MEN ARENT LOOKING FOR ANYTHING LOGICAL LIKE SEX OR MONEY. SOME MEN JUST WANTA WATCH A LADYBOY STRIP DOWN TO ' ER KNACKERS

POMELO

BANDIT SIZE OF A SMALL CHILD

In his hand was a pussy the slipperiness of margarine.

>INNIS 'AND WUZZA TANJEREEN THUH SIZZA 'N ORNGE! THUH PUNJABI WUZ JESS TROWIN 'EM AWAY 'E WUZ!
>Why would he do that?
>IT WUZZA LARK, A BIT OF HOI SP'RITS, A GOOD BIT O' JIB JAB WUZNNT IT?

My Cocaine

Anyone remember how he was the villain in On Deadly Grounds? He was saying fuck and shit all the time.

Don't you mean "fook" and "shet"?

YOU WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO BLOW THE BLOODY DOORS OFF

>SEES ONE WIV A CLIT THE SIZE OF A TANGERINE

AND HE GETS VERY LOUD INDEED

A LONG TOYME AGO, AH WAS IN BUHMA. SOME FRENZ AND OI, WERE WERKIN', FOR THE LOCAL WHOREHOUSE. DER WHORES WERE BEING RAPED BY A BANDIT. SO WE WENT LOOKING FOR THIS CANT. WAN DAY, I SAWR A CHOILD PLAYING WITH A FOETUS, THE SOIZE, OF A TANGERINE. THE BANDIT, HAD BEEN FROWIN' THEM AWAY.

>S-

WELL BECAUSE HE THOUGHT IT WAS GOOD SPOHT. BECAUSE, SOME MEHN AREN'T LOOKING TA PAY 150 QUID AN HOUR + EXTRA TO CREAMPIE. THEY CAN'T BE BOUGHT, BULLIED, REASONED, OR NEGOTIATED WITH. SOME MEHN, JUST WANT SOME FREE WHORES.

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AH'VE BERRIED ENUFF MEMBERS, OF DA WAYNE FAMILY

I SURE HOPE DAT WASN' A MEMBAH OF THA FIYA BRIGHADE


Bravo Nolan

SFM