I don't want to be like you, House

I don't want to be like you, House.

Fuck you Foreman you fucked my waifu

Not being into 13.

What cock I must suck in order to get the job?

You already are, stupid. 90% less funny, of course.

>breaks into Houses
>ends up working for House

pottery

Foreblack

Chase is best assistant and there is nothing you can do about that.

>House I mean it this time you've gone too far!

>Thinks he's hot shit and really wants to give House the boot
>Gets the chance to prove himself with House gone
>Patient comes in; he and his BLACKED girlfriend can't treat him
>Decides to post the patient's case on the internet
>House gives the answer without even seeing the patient
Yeah Foreman, you sure are House's replacement

Holy shit, any other hidden messages I missed in House?

yeah

>Foreman had sex with 13
>a nigger fucked your mom when you 13

pottery

Thirteen stopped being a virgin with 13yo.

she's also a 13/10

>Chase is consistently the most competent guy
>only gets shit on

???

They were jealous of his aesthetics.

House=Holmes
Wilson=Watson

House is jealous of his looks.

>prison break
>xfiles
>24
>tfw House reunion mini series is possible

> Prison break
> Samurai Jack
> Crash Bandicoot
> nuclear tension

It might not have major upsets yet but 2017 is best throwback year so far.

Wrong