>be Denmark
>have no mountains
>build this to compensate for it
can't make dis shit up
Be Denmark
Charles Jones
Hunter Torres
>be norway
>speak another countrys language
Chase Myers
>be norgay
>don't breed
take away romanian kids from their paresnts
I think compensating your inferiority is in your filthly germanic genes
Owen Garcia
>be Norway
>not even sure why you exist
Aaron Flores
>be a brainlet
>is polish
wow arent you full of surprises
Leo Rivera
sounds better than 70% of the territory being mountains
Joseph Martinez
>be norway
>there are no norwegians
Charles Powell
How do they get up there? I don’t see any stairs or ladders
Austin Edwards
They walk
Justin Martinez
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Ryan Hill
Mountains > exclusive language use
Also, by both of our standards Slovenia > Switzerland, so we're probably both retarded.
t. child abuser
Zachary Morris
hold on a second.
I was under the impression that everywhere with major glaciers was flattened. For example, Canada is flat because the entire continent was crushed under a literal mile of ice. The American Midwest is flat because sliding glaciers carved away all the landforms. Russia is flat because of the massive ice sheets, same with Denmark.
Given all this, why does Norway have mountains? Does this mean that Norway somehow dodged all the major glaciers?
Ryder Morgan
>get the top
>view is Danish landscape
>mfw
Lucas Bell
Can you ride a bike down it?
Luke Nguyen
>Canada is flat
Just like the USA is flat?
Josiah Davis
Normal thinking norwegians hate the subhuman danish bible-belt from Stavanger to Kristiansand
Carter Bailey
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Julian Thompson
wat? Mountains are made by rocks moving under Earth's scorpe.
Jayden Peterson
I wish I could read kankerdeutsch
Samuel Parker
imagine biking down from that
Matthew Turner
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Adrian Thompson
You should ask the germans then. I don't speak it as well.