QUIP OFF BRO, ME AND YOU

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Guardians of the Galaxy > Nu Star Wars

pure theatre

I never watched the films, I had this image that they're going to suck.

After I saw films I realized Sup Forums is just full frustated virgins

You just summed up both halves of Sup Forums in one post.

if you liked gotg you're either a child or a pleb. That's fine though, no need to be insecure and insult people with taste.

What greenscreen do I need to buy to make my CGI that fucking good?

>le i am le groot meem so funny! XD
literally re ddit: the movie

lmao no
They always ruin what should be a hard hitting moment with a mindless quip, like a child that cant be serious unless there is a punchline, like an emotionally immature couple who can't get intimate and always break it off with a "joke"

It's terrible

so nerdy love it xd
i-im groot you guys bazinga

To me the problem with marvel is that they're painfully average. They're not bad but I've seen 5 "Okay" films now in a row and it's so unsatisfying

The problem with GOTG in particular is that almost every single gag, character and plot development has been done somewhere else, and done better.

I would dismiss it as enjoyable but extremely derivative sci-fi schlock, but for some reason people insist on treating it it's hugely original and groundbreaking, which is ludicrous.

DIDN'T LIKE THE FIRST ONE BECAUSE IT TRIES TOO HARD BUT I FUCKNG ADORED VOL. 2!!!FACT!!!

>They always ruin what should be a hard hitting moment with a mindless quip
What potentially "hard hitting moments" were in GotG

How about the literal climax of the movie, where when the villain fucking killed a bunch of characters we knew and was about to destroy the entire planet?

Would it have been too much to ask to have Marvel pretend treat it like there were actual stakes?

Take the first one for example "family reunion"
And the last one with Drax saying wasp is pretty.... o wait inside xD amirite

Sounds like we've seen too much media user.

Nothing is truly original anymore.

Besides it's better than tfa r1 and tlj so who cares.

Tv just likes to bag it

Still better than Meme Wars death star shit.

Correct.

projecting

it's full of people who recognize shit when they see it followed by making fun of said shit cause they have nothing else in life

kill yourself

>like an emotionally immature couple who can't get intimate and always break it off with a "joke"
literally me

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Agreed. I think Marvel is playing it so safe it's sickening. The whole "Not taking yourself seriously" is not risky or cool, it's safe and boring. I much prefer the movies that really go for it and fall flat on their face before things like this. I'll always appreciate X-men as a capeshit franchise for this very reason in particular. They manage to hit the perfect mix of serious and quips imo (apart from Logan which took itself very seriously but yeah)

This is what happens when you have a conservative as the main character in a superhero flick. reddit-tier memes

>Marvel shit
>hard hitting moments