THIS IS JUST IN

>THE MUNICH SHOOTER HAS BEEN IDENTIFIED AS KÖKSAL BABA
>IT IS NOW CONFIRMED HE IS THE SAME MAN WHO STARTED THE COUP IN TURKEY

THIS JUST IN, KÖKSAL BABA FLEES THE SCENE IN HIS ILLEGAL VEHICLE.
POLICE LEFT WITHOUT A TRACE

HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

SHOO

SHOO

TURKISH GOBLIN

Is that the crazy manlet that goes around kicking everyone he sees?

...

The kicks arent what you should look out for.

This man is dangerous
If you see him please lock all windows and doors and report to the police of his whereabouts.
This is not a drill, this man is armed and dangerous, he will eat your children as your watch.

LOL just fucking try to stop him and see what happens;∆)

>thinking the police will help you
No merchant, they know better.

SUCH GOOD MEMES HAHA XD

UPVOTED +1111

I fucking love this guy. Best clip?

He's a tiny guy...

h-he's fast

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Small but deadly, like a virus

For you

Yes he is small, thats what makes him fast.

That's a really comfy Baba

SOMEONE STOMP THAT ROACH ALREADY

HE'S AS BAD AS SAM HYDE

There are rumors of him faking his death many times to avoid capture
Some believe it's just a dead skin of his molted form.
But I suspect the truth is far more sinister

Post your best baba

>yfw KÖKSAL BABA gets more pussy than you

FOR YOU

You'd know you fucking kike

>You will never fight Köksal Baba 1v1 in a fight to the death as a child soldier during sunset after rain made the desert bloom into an oasis
Why even live

you don't even have to shoop it. He could be surrounded by whores, IF he wanted to. He is a pure soul, who only loves one woman.

That BABA has good taste.

NEW REPORTS EMERGING THAT BABA HAS CAPTURED A GERMAN BASE THAT CONTAINS NUKES, RUSSIA IS READYING FOR WAR

Is Baba married?

Reports is that there's two shooters
Sam hyde was spotted on the scene

His youtube channel from a few days ago has him with some qt, so maybe.

I don't know what the fuck any of these fucking people are saying.

I gotta get a turk to watch this shit with me.

Huh. That would make a good dating ad "I don't really care about any other shit, bitch. I just need you to translate these Koksal Baba videos for me. And fiddle my nuts."

They always talk about someone called Ayse (aishe) being Köksal Baba's woman, but I've never seen her.