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he did nowt wrong
Love this girl, lads.
Marxism-Leninism, MZT, Juche | disabled queer jewish vegan trans physicist | #BLM #decolonize #freepalestine #antiimperialism She/Her
>cycle helmets
quickest way to spot a bender
>depression
ITT nonces
never had a gf and I dont think I ever will
haha did the dutch man ride a bike? epic!! xD
should a sausage be cooked all the way round
>falls off bike has to have surgery for subdural haematoma or bleeds to death
>turns into a vegetable
haha sure showed him
biggest tune of my life
>not believing that the rothschilds purposefully built and sunk the titanic with the sole aim of killing their enemies and creating the federal reserved
In communist societies it's dangerous not to clap.
nah i cook my sausages rare
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Tim Anthem
(and a fucking choon at that.)
they're mandatory here
police pull you over and can give you a ticket if you don't have one
love it tbqh, sends the peddlerunts into absolute tizzys every day because muh hair
is WoW still fun? I never got to play it properly but suddenly have a lot of time
>potato
understandable
hmm this food i got from deliveroo is a bit shit not sure what to do
do you have to be registered as retarded to write for the guardian?
*eats an obscene amount of food*
*drives everywhere*
ugh why am I fat >_
Lads
Did any of you do gay shit in all boys school?
Old friend of mine brought up the time we dry humped and I came on his bum and he came in is trousers
Funny when you see a bunch of lads with one vagina-haver, every lad is oriented towards the vagina-haver, moves in sync with her, mimics her, laughs when she laughs etc
couple circlejerks with mates
not gay, just natural youthful exploration
not all boys school and yes gay shit all the time loads of willy touching (underneath pants) etc
no if you were remotely gay then you were shunned
I was going to say people hate spaniards here but then I remembered its actually brazillians. You look so similar to those brown mutts I could hardly tell the difference
bit racist that juan
I walk absolutely everywhere and Im paranoid that everyone recognises me as that freak who just walks around the streets all day by himself
no you nerd lmfao
thought taytay being redpilled was just a Sup Forums meme
no
Don't believe any of this Rothschild shit
Il play it with you
The new vanilla expansion is what is getting all the hype
>Her new album, Reputation, is not available on Spotify – anyone wishing to hear it must buy it.
sounds like a challenge.
god forbid someone attempt cultural analysis
oh my days australia is such a nanny state
glad I live in a city of 9 million so I don't have to worry about this
i went to all boys, worse i can remember is a vague memory of sticking skittles up a kids arse to see if he could fart them out at a sleepover
theres also a vague memory of something gay in year 5 but i don't remember what happened so who knows
you dont need to act offended if you don't want to
sorry
me and some lads used to go to the bathrooms after school and dry hump each other as a joke haha
>it's shite. the biggest tune of your life is utter shite
might steal some cheese out of the fridge for my dolmio day
went to an all boy school and nothing like this ever happened. did you go to a boarding school?
women follow men
going to set this up and have it run on here
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she's a based channer
guarantee you didn't read any of this
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or you're an unironic kike shill
what you lot asking for christmas?
sue
>it looms
Have walked 3.1 million steps this year
>Everton can realistically win the league
subhuman londoner
>somebody who doesn't want to be obnoxious and public about their politics is a trump supporter
this is the obvious opinion of a retard
sunday bloody sunday
Italians are white and western
anyone who talks as much politics as you lot do is a guaranteed virgin
ahh yes 'the budget, devoloution, off shore taxes' wow really REALLY compelling stuff that is, cor cannae believe we aint going to your house for pre-drinks next friday
white genocide
a pet yank
cyclists are such sad cunts lmao.
>WE'RE RIDING SIDE BY SIDE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD AT 10MPH!! IT'S TOTAL LEGAL READ THE HIGHWAY CODE!!!! IT'S MY RIGHT TO HOLD LITERALLY EVERYBODY UP AND GET MAD WHEN PEOPLE FLOOR IT RIGHT NEXT TO ME TO GET ROUND ME!
>he says under the watchful eye of mummy may's newest cctv camera
nothing because i'm a not a little kid
lads i need your christmas lists today. i'm going christmas shopping this week so if you don't give it to me soon i'll just get you something random
peace and happiness the world over x
shut the FUCK up
the toil gimmick used to be good now it's just ruining my weekend, let my live my last few hours of freedom in peace
this usually gets a chuckle out of me
jonnies
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are we doing secret santa this year on /brit/?
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don't even know how many I've done
do 2 miles everyday, long walks about town plus occasional 20 mile hiking trips
family want me to make a list of things I might want for christmas because they never know what to buy me
can't really think of anything though
I'm not going to lie to you, lad. I wouldn't mind being as wealthy as they are. Would be nice to travel the world, doing what you want.
just get me some fifa packs smithy
>tfw got promoted at work and sort of enjoy it now
this is your brain on soy
all i've eaten since friday morning is a fucking sausage roll due ot massive cocaine usage lol
ah yes "post-modernism"
it didn't say she was a trump supporter, it drew parallels between her attitude and that of trump.
you can look at the attitudes of 80s music and compare it to thatcher's iconoclasm even if all the singers were labour supporting lefties who got involved in that embarrassing thing where singers got together to drone at people to vote labour (they didn't.)
get me one beer that doesn't taste like piss heh
*crosses arms and smirks*
one alternate reality with Germans destroying all of UK to pulp please
Why are yank universities so jewish
Trying to hide won't save you, just embrace it
Why are cagers so arrogant and selfish?
I won't be eating anything today.
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is that a euphemism?
cager genocide when
anyone who talks about contemporary politics is a filthy sexhaver
if it happened after 1987 i don't want to hear about it.
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we're doing it on the discord this year
Wonder if he blamed Virginia Tech on "yellowness" or Elliot Rodger on "hapaness"
Don't get this meme, lad. Mind explaining please?
it was implying she was a trump supporter and you fucking know it
she's been pretty outspoken on feminism and most likely voted Hillary but just didn't want to look like a cunt like other pop stars and shove her politics in people's faces
this is being taken as an endorsement of trump by mentally ill lefties because of their obvious insecurities about their own whiteness
1. forearms
2. jaw
3. willies
4. bums
any assetto corsa man in
The strongest Irishman ever is a vegan
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because we have fucking jobs and lives and can't waste time ambling at 10mph like a fucking sunday stroll
Was quiet as a church mouse I reckon.
Im 5ft 11 and 145 pounds wbu??