/f1/ - Formula 1 General - THONGED Edition

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>Nico Hulkenberg's F1 races without ever scoring a podium:
135 (137 entries, series to end 2018 though)

>McLaren status:
Ron turning in his grave

>News:
Todt spergrage over halo criticism
FIA Safety Director defects to Ferrari
McLaren and their new sponsor are unironcially are realising a limited thong

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skysports.com/watch/video/sports/f1/11290785/f1-report-development-special
zoopla.co.uk/property/4-woodfield-road/stevenage/sg1-4bp/21259904
rightmove.co.uk/house-prices/detailMatching.html/svr/1120;jsessionid=864D4541C8CE79ACFB8D5839D539D699?prop=27487711&sale=73057005&country=england
youtube.com/watch?v=Yd_ELZaGJaU&t=4146
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Council_house
youtube.com/watch?v=821R0lGUL6A&t=130s
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

GIMI

>realising

*releasing

Fuck.

second for wagslad

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Gimi. Anyone have the other bean? Im an retard and cant find it in my folders

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Status: Pantiless
youtube.com/watch?v=UJS0S4tSry4

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Sixth for McLaren WCC

Best part of the Toro Rosso stream:

>they ask the drivers what they're going to name their cars
>Gasly says the Gasmobile
>Hartley suggests it's because he has a lot of gas
>they ask Hartley what he'll name his
>Hartley says he hasn't named his car yet
>Hartley quips that people should do a vote, or give him recommendations
>host suggests they send them in via Twitter
>Tost says they'll invite the winner to Suzuka, seriously
>use #namethecar

WTF I love Tost now.

>McLaren and their new sponsor are unironcially are realising a limited thong

Jesus fucking Christ, it's even worse when I read the whole thing.
>*McLaren and their new sponsor are unironcially releasing a limited edition thong

mfw rusty at making new threads because they've all been at 3am >mytime and I haven't had to make one for a while

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youtube.com/watch?v=Yd_ELZaGJaU&t=7839

THAT'S NOT A THONG. I DEMAND F1-RELATED G-STRINGS NOW

>American arrogance

You wouldn't last 5 minutes in Australia, ya fucking drongo.

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>McLaren WCC

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First for McLaren sixth

wwwwwwwwwwww

STR has the best paint scheme imho.

Or Atleast for me it's a 3 way tie between Ferrari Red, and Haas Black/white.

@ aussie lad. Kek.

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>someone came up with a statistical model for the best F1 drivers of all time that had Christian Fittipaldi in 11th and Jenson Button and Damon Hill as the best post-Senna Williams drivers and thought "yeah this looks right"

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lots of cars running gas

When is IMSA on lads?

We put the brick on the accelerator.

six hours I think

LMAO.
Replied.

I love my brick!

Cheers.

You now remember Giovinazzi.

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Gio The Nazi in for Alfa Romeo or Maserati Haas 2019

STR-H has quickly become my favorite F1 team

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Based.

FYI: If you missed the [SkyF1 - F1 Report: Development Special] on YouTube before it got DMCA'd, it's on the Sky site and isn't paywalled or geocucked for once.

skysports.com/watch/video/sports/f1/11290785/f1-report-development-special

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Screencap of reply pls
Censor what you need

Recap:
>Bmx dab show
>cardboard STR13 reveal
>Hartley and Gasly roasting Alonso
>Tost speaking Japanese
>Honda engineer speaking Japanese
>Hartley car naming

Nothing that needs censoring, m8.
It's just a shitposting account I use to troll with occasionally. Even got blocked by Rachel Brookes :^)
I normally delete and recreate them, but I keep this one in case Waglad needs to DM me about secret business.

zoopla.co.uk/property/4-woodfield-road/stevenage/sg1-4bp/21259904
rightmove.co.uk/house-prices/detailMatching.html/svr/1120;jsessionid=864D4541C8CE79ACFB8D5839D539D699?prop=27487711&sale=73057005&country=england

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Garn, mate, tell us what titshitpost Brooko banned you for?

Japan is a special place.

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Gave her shit for the attack interviews she would always do on Bossberg.
Vaguely remember using the phrase "gutter yellow journalism"

God's work, user

I still believe in Gio, he will have a full time seat next season, I promise.

He dindu nuffin.

>>cardboard STR13 reveal

Oh, how could I forget that.

>be me
>try to find it in the 2hr+ video

Holy shit, got it first click
youtube.com/watch?v=Yd_ELZaGJaU&t=4146

Those are Flip-Flps not thongs.

Thongs is what roasties wear

>G*rman arrogance.

yeah when they go to the beach

>a German demanding people SPEAK MURICAN

Ah Germany, America's bitch since 1945.

is that the one that didn't even have hamilton in the top 10? and ferndando hackfonso like 4th or someshit? lmao

>mansion

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Did you even go to the links, m8?

>takes vacations all over the world several times a year
>gets people to donate to a gofundme because she wanted to "save" a dog she felt bad for (on vacation) but couldn't afford the quarantine fees
Really makes you think.

At least Waglad will get some new bikini pics to shamefap to.

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Also, by English working class standards that's actually a pretty nice place to live.

Why are we discussing a house AGAIN? I feel like this is a top 5 /f1/ conversation

She lives in Cobham I'm surprised she hasn't got knocked up by a Cheslea youth player yet to just rake in the WAG payments

have you ever been to a karting meeting? do you realize the calibre of people he would have been competing with?

Poor by richcunt standards =/= poor

>pic related: "a poor person's house"

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Not really, its fairly standard for council housing to be of a decent housing. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Council_house

>Public housing in the United Kingdom provided the majority of rented accommodation in the country until 2011. Houses built for public or social housing use are built by local authorities and collectively known as council houses. Before 1865, housing for the poor was provided solely by the private sector. Council houses were built on council estates, where frequently other amenities like schools and shops were provided. From the 1950s, blocks of flats and three- or four-storey blocks of maisonnettes were widely built too. Flats and houses were also built in mixed estates.

>Council homes were built to supply uncrowded, well-built homes on secure tenancies at reasonable rents to primarily working-class people

go see a therapist

Umm sweetie, thongs are thongs in Australia.
G-strings are the slutty pooper hider.

Cobham or Chobam? I thought Cobham was the dude that created aerial refuelling, and Chobham was the village the armour is named after?

Persist as this kind of faggot and we'll fight you again mate.

Cobham, places can be people names as well.

my dad lives in a state house and it's unironically better than that
2 bathrooms
4 bedrooms
i mean sure if you wanna start comparing yourself to people that live in africa or zimbabwe. you didn't have to turn it into a race thing australia. sad.

Fuck you've got a lot of little village names mate.

>sperging out this hard just because a word means something else in your country

I really hope you're a different German lad, and that's aimed at other German lad, or your self-awareness is literally zero.

also the difference between lower middle class and upper middle class is massive. nobody is saying that poor lewlew was struggling to eat lunchs but he probably struggled to afford nike shoes and the like. he came from a normie background which is almost unheard of for f1 driver. sure there are others but it's a real story. i bet the majority of people in this thread grew up in houses better than that and how many of them are in f1?

>t. uses the same names for shit as Americans
I shiggy diggy

They are jandles, thongs are g-strings are other underwear

Jandals rather

Good post

Its shameful the German is getting so easily bullied by the Aussies when a rational and sensible approach like NZ is taking is all it takes

He was more well off than Ocon, Hartley, Kimi to name a few.

well as far as I know, Gimi came from a lower bg than lewlew, his mother had to get a second job at a local cemetery

>ZOOpla.co.uk
>Lewis Hamilton lived here

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I also recall reading in an article that they had a wooden toilet at home.

A wooden toilet sounds fucking based (but I'm imagining some fine oak varnished etc)

Alexpress already has a neat 2018 F1 Calendar shirt

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Ocon was living in a trailer and his dad was working 2 jobs as well.
That's fairly normal for an outhouse. Though one of the first things he did was fix it up for them so it can't have been in great shape.

>says you

>"woh, he said that thong means something else, let's reply three times to him and call him a subhuman for it having a different meaning"

No one is claiming he was rich.
No one is claiming the other karting kids weren't rich, or richer than him.

But living in a house like is not being poor.
Living in a house like >pic related is being poor.

What I think you're failing to understand, is no one is claiming that not being poor = rich
There is a middle ground, and the middle ground isn't rich or poor.

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Is there any other country that calls them thongs other than Aussies?

at its worst his dad worked four jobs to fund their (kimi and his brother) hobbies

yeah but most lewlew shills say, that they were dirt poor. Just checkout reddit and twitter snowflakes

>Those are Flip-Flps not thongs.

You instructed us never to use the term thong. We fought you bastards twice in thirty years for the freedom to do just that mate.

I don't forget my job in Germany.

youtube.com/watch?v=821R0lGUL6A&t=130s

Holy fuck this was the same German.

>spergs out because "that word means something else in my country"
>claims people telling him to fuck off are sperging out because "that word means something else in my country"

Literally ZERO self-awareness.

>implying aussies are capable to grasp that the rest of the world doesn't use their moonspeak
A bit optimistic, aye

Does it matter?

oh. what kimis brotber is doing though? Did he tried racing as well, or sg other?

what division were you in, m8?

But user, you have to be a cuck and SPEAK MURICAN or the Germans will get upset.

Pretty sure all the world call a thong a thong including Aussies. But only you giys make it mean jandals too.

D Coy, 7th Meme Battalion, 12th Information Brigade.

They karted together until it became to expensive and then his brother gave up to give Kimi a shot.

I don't think you understand there isn't a 'tpyical' low cost housing in Britain. Public housing varies area to area and era to era. In the north Terrace housing is working class as fuck, in the south its mostly owned by rich upper middle class people. Standards of living varies hugely area to area.

I grew up in North West London, when I was in high school a huge tower block estate that was full of refugees from the Somalian war a few years previous was deemed unfit for purpose. Most of that tower block got moved into a brand new high quality housing estate that was built on the back of a beautiful country park, with easy access to all public transport hubs etc etc The estate had been designed with middle class commuters in mind but bought to help poor people. My house was a semi detached council house that we paid a pretty small amount of rent on (comparable to London rent prices of course). It was pretty run down etc when we got it but because it was a council owned property they maintained it well, added extensions, a bathroom etc, now its probably worth upwards of 3/4 of a million.

Point being you can't simply look at an exterior of a house and decide what class probably lives there...especially if you're sitting in Australia

el britaliANO

I would stand and applaud you bit I think that might be insensitive.

also when he gave up carting he did some rally for a while

I accept your legs work and encourage you to use them

>Hartley
Na, Old man Hartley has been building god tier engines since forever, charges like a wounded bull because he can. Massive waitlist for his services as well.

Simon, do you think we're stupid and have forgotten the reason why we knew you from other Italian flags is that you're an utterly brainless Hamilton fanboy?

Don't forget Waffel.

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nah Hartley has always been rich, I remember seeing an ex Hartley sprint car on trademe in like 2006 that's like $150k plus in addition to doing TRS etc.
Ocon is kinda a special case, for sure there's a real story there but nobody will give a fuck until he wins a race or gets signed to a top team.
I see what you're getting at. I always felt poor. I went to a private school and I did karting and the people around me were always way fucking richer than me, I always enveyed them but tbf most of them are now in pretty much the same position as me so it doesn't really matter.
At the end of the day if your parents can afford to get you into karting, you ain't poor. It's just a matter of starting early enough, and lastly of course, talent. Then, sponsorship, all the rest of that bullshit, looks play a part too. But honestly, I did karting and almost all of the people I know who were actually any good at least got a shot in cars etc. 99% don't make it but it's the nature of the sport.

Guys you also have to take I to a count that they needed to care for his brother.
That's no easy burden.

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